Blockbuster ratings for “The Bible” mini-series confound Hollywood. “According to the latest Nielsens… Sunday night’s telecast of “The Bible”… managed to attract more viewers than anything on broadcast network NBC … during the entire week.” Well, to put it bluntly, radio attracts more viewers than NBC.

Your surprise ObamaCare taxes of the week. Bend over and relax your wallet muscle. Dr. Obama want’s to probe uranus for more of your money to spend on someone else.

 

Ben Affleck could be hanged for war crimes: US intelligence expert. What? Ben’s really a CIA agent masquerading as an actor/director?

If the makers of Argo are deposed under oath, they may be forced to reveal that their film — like the fictitious film-within-the-film — is a covert operation disguised as a movie. One of America’s leading experts on covert operations believes that Argo is the propaganda project of an intelligence agency or agencies, and that its purpose is to convince the American people to go along with Israel’s plan to drag America into a war on Iran.

Yea right. Be forewarned that when you go see Argo, it’s got subliminal messages floating by on the screen and the popcorn butter is laced with LSD. A technique guaranteed to turn every viewer into an MKUltra drone.

DHS Approves Two $450 Million No Bid Contracts For More Weapons and Ammo. Yes, we know, that sequester really hammered government spending. (Wink! Wink!).

CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOL BANS ‘ISLAMOPHOBIC’ NOVEL — AND NOW PARENTS & TEACHERS ARE PROTESTING. Another case of when libtards teach. We suppose if the book was complementary to Muslim wife beating, pedophilia, bestiality and honor killings, then every child in the school would be forced to read it.

Keith Olbermann claims nobody will hire him. Show of hands if you’re not surprised.

Obama’s second term troubles have begun. Good, because the country’s have been going on for 4+ years already.

The Twinkie’s back! Snack to reappear in stores this summer. Bloomberg readies ban. Film at 11.

Sequester do-over: Obama regime recaptured 4 immigrants released under budget cuts. “U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director John Morton testified to Congress that his agency released 10 ‘level one’ offenders, and has gone out and apprehended four of them. He said the other six are nonviolent.” At least he knows 10-4=6.

Bad day for roosters. A San Francisco company has figured out how to make eggs without chickens. That’s how much they hate heterosexuality in San Francisco.

Obama to call for $2 billion “green energy fund”. No money for White House tours but there’s billions for a slush fund for Zer0’s cronies. We wish he’d just go golfing – maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll disappear down a hole or something.

Menendez now a subject of grand jury investigation. “Really, Menendez’s true problem here is that he’s a Hudson County Democrat, which means that if the feds don’t find any corruption right off the bat they very well just might assume that they messed up somehow and will keep digging until they do find something juicy…” Well, Hudson County has always been a rich vein for that sort of stuff.

Pope Francis: A Simple Man For A Complex Time.. Perhaps this is exactly what the world needs now. A simple man who can cut through all the propaganda, expose the truth and perhaps clean a few houses out.

LA TIMES: ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION CAN REDUCE GLOBAL WARMING. Yeah right McKibben. Let’s see, most immigrants are Hispanic, most Hispanics are Catholic, the Catholic Church forbids use of birth control and abortion. So how do you arrive at the conclusion that immigrants will have less children just because they moved to the US? Now let’s toss in that if they move here, they’ll also have a higher standard of living. That in itself will more than likely raise the number of children they’ll have, regardless of their religion, not lower it. Some college professor this guy is, huh?

ALLEN WEST ON ELECTION LOSS: ‘EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU CAN HAVE A 4,000-VOTE CHANGE AT 1 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING.’ Must be that all the dead Democrat voters come out at midnight.

MARK KELLY’S ‘AR-15 STUNT’ PROVOKES GIFFORDS PHOTO LEAK. Looks like Mark and Gabby have the same hobby. Being hypocrites.

Ed Schultz jettisoned to Saturday MSNBC graveyard slot. “In April he will take a new weekend shift from 5 to 7 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays” which Ed claims “opens a big opportunity for ‘The Ed Show’ and my brand.” Maybe, but the Lawrence Welk reruns will be stiff competition. BTW Ed, what you’re doing with that finger will get you arrested in any US publik skool these days.

Ryan: Obamacare will “collapse under its own weight.” “This thing is going to be a budget buster. I don’t think it’s going to be a popular law.” Well, it isn’t now.

Inflation targeting revisited: Three major Fed-sponsored bubbles – who benefits from inflation? “Inflation is an insidious hidden tax that benefits those with first access to money (the banks and the already wealthy), and government (via taxes). Government bureaucrats take your money and redistribute it primarily for wasteful pet projects in their districts or to those who contribute to the politicians’ campaigns.” Well, that’s not what they said on Tee-Vee.

Michael Moore Calls For Release Of Sandy Hook Dead Body Pictures To ‘Finish Off The NRA.’ Looks like Michael finally came up with an idea that’s as disgusting as he is.

Gabrielle Giffords’ husband buys AR-15: It is unfortunate that a well trained, well meaning citizen didn’t have one of these at a certain Tuscon supermarket on Jan. 8, 2011. The tragic events of that day might well have been prevented.

Hugo Chavez: Rotten in life, even more rotten in death. So sad. So very, very sad. The Venezuelan government had announced that ol’ Hugo would be embalmed and placed on permanent display a la Lenin. Unfortunately, officials waited just a little too long to begin the embalming process and now the former strongman is stronger than ever. Pungent, in fact. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Frank Lautenberg lately?

Britain’s first Muslim life peer suspended from Parliament for anti-Semitic remarks. What’s that old saying about putting lipstick on a pig?

Physicists say they’ve found “god particle”. Wonder if they’ll name it the “obamanon.” Any bets on when the ACLU will sue to disallow any future public funding for physics research?

Climate Change is Biggest Threat, Says Top Navy Commander in Pacific. Never you mind North Korea, Iraq, Al Queda, Iran, Iraq, Egypt, Libya, Syria, Russia, China, Pakistan, Afghanistan, et al. Evidently the way you get promoted to Admiral these days is to give Al Gore a massage or something.