I HATE THE MEDIA ™

California politician proposes email tax to fund post office. Another California genius. If this Brainiac had been around in 1910 he could have proposed a tax on autos to fund horses.

NYT: Global warming averted impending ice age. “Scientists say that if natural factors were still governing the climate, the Northern Hemisphere would probably be destined to freeze over again in several thousand years.” But greenhouse gases will prevent that, they say. We can just hear Al now: “If it weren’t for deniers funded by Big Oil, we could all be happily making snowpersons this July instead of frying on the beach!”

Women in New York are getting arrested for carrying condoms. “If a New York police officer thinks your skirt is too short and you happen to be carrying condoms, that’s reportedly enough evidence to arrest you.” The city gives out condoms to prevent disease. Maybe people are using them to carry 16 ounces of soda or something.

Bitter California Democrat Voter. No link to today’s feel-good story. My wife was talking to the gal at the mini-storage where we had some stuff today. She’s a Democrat, she voted for Obama, she really doesn’t know much about politics. When she saw all the money coming out of her first paycheck in 2013, she said she about shit and said she felt tricked, lied to and wishes she’d never voted for Obama and for other Democrats. Looks like there’s hope because of Obama’s change. How’s that for flipping it around?

Lindsey Graham Warns White House: You Better Put Bin Laden’s Son-In-Law In Gitmo. We have to agree with Graham on this one. This guy should be in GITMO, not being paraded about to make Obama look good or draw the public’s attention elsewhere. Period.

Gunman in Queen St Mall – reports. So tell us how that gun control confiscation is working for you Austraila?

Cops: Perp had loaded revolver in her vagina. “According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver ‘sticking out from’ inside Harris…” Try getting the damn thing out of there in a hurry… maybe it’s intended to be a new form of birth control.

Man wearing TIN FOIL to ‘prevent microwave signals from entering his head’ arrested for threatening to burn down four schools. Looks like we found a replacement for Alan Grayson (D-FL 9th District). If he ever gets out of jail he should immediately move to Floriduh and run for election in thre 9th District.

Could massive floods on Mars have caused climate change? New 3D maps suggest the red planet suffered major upheaval. We’re now waiting for Al Gore to come out with a new movie titled ‘An Inconvenient Flood.”

Hmmm. It all makes sense now, doesn’t it? If you’ve ever wondered about the strange relationship between John McCain and Lindsey Graham, just think about Mr. Burns and Smithers on The Simpsons. Animated homoerotica at its finest and funniest. Any other questions?

(If this story looks familiar to any of our regular readers, it’s because it first ran on July 11, 2010. But it just seems appropriate to run it again today.)

‘I don’t want to die, please don’t let me die’: Last words of Hugo Chavez revealed as medics admit president died of heart attack. Yet another brave dictator goes out like the coward he is.

Bin Laden’s son-in-law captured, charged in US with conspiring to kill Americans. OK, great we got him. Great he’s spilled the beans. But why’s he being charged in Federal Court in NYC? Another dog and pony show to distract the peons from the reality of Obama? We think it’s a moron move and endangers NYC with terrorist attacks. This guy should be locked away in GITMO. Where’s Mayor Nanny on this? Oh right, he’s worried about real problems like trans fat, big gulps and ear buds.

Out with the old, in with the new. “This is a lot more than just about Senator Paul or Senator Cruz or the others who joined them. It really is about a tyrant sitting in the White House. And that is what Barack Obama is. He is ‘president’ in title only. With the help of his own political party that is now fully controlled by the most radical element in the history of American politics, and more help from the media, Barack Obama is a full on tyrant.” Voter backlash against Obama coming?

3 takeaways from Rand Paul’s #StandwithRand #Filibuster about drone strikes. “What unites his positions is a default setting against giving the federal government a free hand to do whatever it wants irrespective of constitutional limits.” Just what DC needs, a good opthamologist. Forward.

New SPLC fear-mongering report — “explosive growth” of SPLC fundraising predicted. “This is the same nonsense SPLC peddles every year at this time. If there’s a Neo-Nazi website which lists branches in every state, SPLC counts that as 50 groups, even if the groups are only names on a website.” There may be neo-Nazi dust bunnines under your bed so send money to the SPLC or they’ll multiply.

Lindsey Graham Slams Rand Paul for Holding “Ridiculous” Filibuster: Obviously Senator Graham is more worried about the figurative death of the RINO than he is of the literal death of actual Americans on actual American soil. The founding fathers had very definite thoughts on men like this. And they drafted a Constitution to protect us from them.

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At GOP outreach dinner, Obama picks up the tab. Wanna bet tomorrow’s Obama expense reimbursement report gets turned into a national secret ala his birth certificate and college rercords?

Our Galactic Neighbor 40,000 Light-Years Closer To Milky Way Than Previously Believed. Hmmm, is this the same NASA that presumes to know what things like the temperature, weather and sea-level will be 100 years from now? Now that’s funny.

Gore sued over Current TV sale to Al Jazeera. Al will no doubt find some way to blame this on global warming.

BREAKING: Anti-Second Amendment Legislator’s Criminal Record Exposed. “According to a Colorado Bureau of Investigations report obtained by Media Trackers, State Representative Rhonda Fields (D-Aurora) was arrested in 1976 on a charge of larceny and again in 1991 on a charge of shoplifting.” Great qualifications for an entry level Democrat! Other people’s money! She probably just wants to ensure next time she or her Democrat buddies rip someone off they won’t get shot in the butt. H/T DefHarryMelon

Chief witness in Trayvon Martin case lied under oath. At this point we have to ask: Why are the idiots at the DA’s office continuing to persecute prosecute Zimmerman? There’s too many lies, obfuscation and evidence withholding to ever get a jury of 12 to convict.

The closing of the liberal mind. Why were liberals of the 50s and 60s seemingly more tolerant and open-minded than today’s? One writer says it’s because they believe the revolution is over and they’ve won. “Dissent is only patriotic when you’re one of the patriots. Questioning authority should only be done when you are the questioner, rather than the authority.” Liberalism is like a roach motel.

ABC-WaPo poll: Most back cuts overall – but not to the military. “The public by nearly 2-1, 61-33 percent, supports cutting the overall budget along the lines of the sequester that took effect last Friday. But by nearly an identical margin, Americans in this ABC News/Washington Post poll oppose an eight percent across-the-board cut in military spending.” #narrativefail.

Hugo Chávez’s legacy. “…his economically disastrous, politically effective ideology will haunt the country he ruined… one of the world’s highest rates of inflation, largest fiscal deficits, and fastest growing debts. …the country’s infrastructure is in disrepair—power outages and rolling blackouts are common… Venezuela is the only member of OPEC that suffers from shortages of staples such as flour, milk, and sugar. Crime and violence skyrocketed… On an average weekend, more people are killed in Caracas than in Baghdad and Kabul combined.” Change the name to “Obama”, add about 10 years and check out the future.

Florida bill would require anger management courses for bullet buyers. We have a better idea. How about all people in public office, regardless of their position, be required to take a course on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and if they’re state officials, be required to take an additional course on their state’s constitution?