Man wearing TIN FOIL to ‘prevent microwave signals from entering his head’ arrested for threatening to burn down four schools. Looks like we found a replacement for Alan Grayson (D-FL 9th District). If he ever gets out of jail he should immediately move to Floriduh and run for election in thre 9th District.

Threat: Louisiana man Shane Kersey, wearing his tinfoil hat, threatened to burn down four schools. Police tracked his phone and arrested him

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wornout farmer
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wornout farmer
March 8, 2013 6:00 am

Is it just me or does that look like Bob Dylan after a hard night?

MGAP
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MGAP
March 8, 2013 8:11 am

Reminds me of Randy Quaid from the Vacation movies.

Dan
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Dan
March 8, 2013 5:47 am

I dunno…call me crazy…but from THAT facial expression, I’d say the microwaves fried this poor soul’s brain a few Doobies ago.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
March 8, 2013 4:22 am

I’m surprised that the left doesn’t appropriate this photo and use it to depict “Tea Party members”.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
March 8, 2013 10:29 am

Shhh! Don’t give them any ideas!

Big Al
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Big Al
March 8, 2013 4:03 am

Fluoride in the water could have caused that.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
March 7, 2013 8:43 pm

LOOK at him! Aside from the tin foil, does he look like he should be out on his own without a keeper? I mean , really!

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
March 7, 2013 8:43 pm

He’s got it on wrong, everybody knows you have to wear the tin foil shinny side out or it acts like a antenna.

MGAP
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MGAP
March 8, 2013 8:10 am

It worries me that you know that! 😉

sa_rose
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sa_rose
March 8, 2013 10:29 am

Common sense.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
March 7, 2013 6:56 pm

I had a call one night, a guy said that his head was being penetrated by “Flying Excrement”…..He wanted me to make it stop, I made him a tin foil hat. He said all better now….I should check and see which district he represents in the Kalifornia legislature.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield
March 7, 2013 5:29 pm

If BO had a son, he’d look like…

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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March 7, 2013 4:35 pm

Yikes, he kinda looks like my nephew. And we’re low on Reynolds Wrap for some reason.

davidintexas
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davidintexas
March 7, 2013 4:10 pm

I have been wondering what happened to Alec Baldwin. At least he seems to have lost some weight.

JPTravis
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March 7, 2013 5:38 pm

I thought it was Anthony Weiner.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
March 11, 2013 2:45 am

I think it’s crowley. That’s my guess.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
March 11, 2013 9:01 am

That is his costume for his latest venture as an aspiring rapper working under the name..”Reynolds Rap”…..That way he can stay in mom’s basement and practice all day long, his first single is due out soon, “Corporate Greeders”, backed with “Ron Paul Manlove”…..Available on E-Bay Records..Just look for the Cheeto’s yellow label.

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