Cops: Perp had loaded revolver in her vagina. “According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver ‘sticking out from’ inside Harris…” Try getting the damn thing out of there in a hurry… maybe it’s intended to be a new form of birth control.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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