I HATE THE MEDIA ™

EPA issues new fuel-efficiency standard; Autos must average 54.5 mpg by 2025. Sounds like the Obama administration is trying to jump-start those dismal Chevy Volt sales to us.The way this is going, by 2025 a Smart Car will be considered to be a luxury vehicle.

Liberals Call for Death of Ann Romney; “I Want to Murder Ann Romney Right Now.” Looks like those nice liberals are sending out death tweets again. Probably following the shining examples set by Ellen Barkin and Samuel L. Jackson.

MSNBC “proves” GOP is raaaaacist by cutting every minority speaker from RNC speech coverage. Bunch of white MSDNC guys cut away when black people speak… isn’t that racist?

Artur Davis speaks for the disillusioned. ““Maybe we should have known that night in Denver that things that begin with plywood Greek columns and artificial smoke typically don’t end well.” Yeah, but welcome back to reality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-WKJ_SUV_ek#!

Fox News’s Juan Williams Calls Ann Romney a ‘Corporate Wife’: If Ann Romney is a ‘Corporate Wife’ then Michelle Obama is a ‘Solyndra Spouse’.

School: Teacher helped students cheat because they’re “dumb as hell.” “…math teacher Shayla Smith was accused of offering students the answers to a test they were taking at the time. She had reportedly been responsible for supervising them while the tests were being completed.” BTW, she was caught because she was overheard telling another teacher about giving kids the answers.

School tells 3-year-old deaf student named Hunter to use a new hand sign for his name as it looks like a gun. Seriously, we wonder how students learn anything nowadays with total dumbasses like this bunch in charge of their education. You can contact them and voice your opinion here.

Medical examiner ‘stashed hearts, brains and lungs from more than 100 people in food containers in his storage unit‘ We can’t wait for the new TV series “Hoarders – Body Parts,’ this fall.

Romneyville residents live in tents and rely on food donations to eat: It looks like the proglodytes are finally tired of blaming a President that has been out of office for nearly four years and have switched to blaming a President that won’t actually be in office for some months yet. But don’t be fooled by the ABC Action News headline. If the video report is to be believed they’re augmenting the “donations” with food stamps. In other words they’re living up to their Flea Bagger credo of subsisting off of what they can steal from the middle class.

Jerry Brown, Democrats reach deal on public pension overhaul. By “overhaul” they mean “kick the can down the road a little further” – the Moonbeamers have taken the courageous route of cutting benefits and raising costs to future retirees. Yeah, that’ll work… until a future legislature and governor start feeling the pressure to alter the deal. That light at the end of the tunnel is a bullet train to nowhere.

Unilever sees “return to poverty” in Europe. Unilever is a global consumer products company which owns brands like Skippy and Hellmans. Due to the perpetual fiscal soap opera in the Eurozone, the company has had to adopt product strategies it uses in the third world in order to do business there. Hey, this same smart Euro-thinking is what Barack the First wishes to bestow on his subjects here. All eleventy hundred million of them.

Katie Couric whines, “It wasn’t my fault!” They paid her $15 million a year and she got lousy ratings, but Katie blames the whole fiasco on CBS News and their “issues.” No wonder she loves Obama – they have the same sense of responsibility.

AP “Fact Checks” 2016 Film: It would seem that the Appropriated Press don’t much care for Dinesh D’Souza. Obviously it is because they are racists.

Ellen Barkin Hopes Hurricane Kills ‘Every Pro-Life, Xenophobic, Gay-Bashing SOB’ At The RNC. Is their something about hurricanes that brings out these personality types? Or, was she worried about being outdone by Samuel L. Jackson?

Samuel L. Jackson asks why GOP ‘spared’ by tropical storm. Those lovable liberals. Always wishing others well. Then accusing conservatives of doing what they do.

Boehner admits he hasn’t read the Republican Platform. “Have you ever met anybody who read the party platform?” asked the Republican Speaker of the House, currently the most powerful Republican in the nation, third in line for the presidency, and the man in charge of the Republican agenda in Washington. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

No place like home: One hundred crumbling houses that capture the downfall of Detroit. When Democrats rule. (Also known as the future of California).

Gas Gouging? There is a school of not inconsiderable thought that the rising of prices in emergencies is a necessary market function for conserving limited resources that would otherwise be squandered in the first few hours of the catastrophe or in those hours leading up to it. In this time of possible emergency we won’t be so insensitive as to further discuss the merits of this notion nor will we suggest that the theory corresponds to every example of the phenomena. We will, however, gladly point out that “price gouging” at the pump is not something that occurs only in times of tropical storms and hurricanes. It is something that takes place each and every day and can be traced back to government taxes and regulations that jack up the price of our fuel so that they can derive higher net profits out of this product than all those greedy oil companies do.

Chuck Todd: “Shadow Of Bush And Katrina” Hangs Over GOP Convention: We love the smell of desperation in the morning. It smells like Chuck Todd.

John Authers: Obama should pray that China overtakes US: We don’t know what ass Mr. Authers has had his head stuck up for the last three years but it is obviously not one with a reliable news fee. And while we can’t be sure that Barry has been using prayer in his arsenal of options to ensure that China overtakes the US we can be rather certain that he has employed nearly every other method that was available to him.

White House commemorates Neil Armstrong’s passing with enormous photograph of… Barack Obama. Just when you think Obama’s head can’t possibly get any fatter…..it expands.

Cool music video: Blame it on Bush. What could be better than kick-ass right wing rock ‘n roll? Well, yeah, sure, it would be better if they had Tawny Kitaen rolling around on the hood of a car. But I love it even without the little White Snake minx. (And if you ask real nice, I might tell you my own personal Tawny Kitaen story some day. It’s a good one.)

Fascist Communication Commission eyes tax on Internet service: Let us break this monstrosity down for you. An unelected and uncountable -to the tax payer- government regulation agency is looking to charge you money for using the Internet. This useless organization will then take your money and eventually (and regardless of how the program is initially advertised) use it to buy Internet service for the even more useless tax eaters. The tax eaters will then spend all day in their tax payer funded residences eating their tax payer funded Cheetos’s avoiding employment while surfing porn, Facebook and playing Farmville. Then when you get home after your ten hour day at the office you won’t even be able to get a decent Netflix feed over your router because the bandwidth is being eaten up by all the new accounts you’re paying for but getting absolutely no benefit from. And then there is the best part. Shortly after the FCC decides they can tax the Internet and sporadically provide it for “free” they will decide that given all the new “public” use of the phenomenon they’ve a mandate to censor it. Making it a crime to complain about the travesty they’ve perpetuated against you.

Al-Qaeda Posts “Suicide Bombers Wanted” Ad on Internet Forum. Finally! The perfect job for the Occupy Wall Street crowd.

Mexico scrambles to cope with egg shortage: Perhaps they should import Obama. He has a habit of laying them daily.