I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Mother Jones has little jones for free space mining: Oh where to go with this one? How about we start with one of the comments: “I can hardly wait to see us make the same ecological mistakes on the moon as we’ve made on this planet. Deepwater Horizon anyone?” That’s right folks. These vile men and their vile space exploits will not be satisfied until they have be-spoiled the oceans of the moon and killed all the moon fishies in search of the remains of dinosaurs that roamed the moon millions upon millions of years ago. Some one better call John Holdren and Planned Parenthood in on this one. Because there can be little doubt that the necessary solution to this problem will be destroying the human race by selectively aborting baby girls.

Holder: Everyone knows ‘in-person voting fraud is uncommon’ Here Mr. Holder, we found some “in person” voter intimidation for you. Now what are you going to do about it? Oh yeah, when you get done with that we will be glad to give you Micky Mouse’s home phone number and address. You might want to ask this Florida resident what he is doing signing the Scott Walker recall petition.

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State Department Pays $6,600 for E-Readers That Retail for $189. They sure beat the $795 toilet seat $695 ashtrays! Then they wonder why people hate paying taxes.

Senator opens inquiry into EPA’s armed visit to NC man’s home. Sub-title: Don’t question the cheesedicks in charge or you may have a .40 S&W shoved up your nose.

5 words for anyone who thinks there’s no difference between Romney and Obama. Those 5 words are “Supreme Court Justice Eric Holder.” Case closed. Anybody but Obama.

Guess who’s been overspending. The Nobel Foundation, which awarded Peace Prizes to Al Gore and Barack Obama and an Economics Prize to Paul Krugman, has been running a deficit for ten years. Now the prizes will have to be cut 20%. Put that in your Keynesian crack pipe and smoke it you leftwing Scandanavian wankers.

You’ve met Julia the Moocher, now meet Emily. Something’s wrong here, this woman has a face and speaks for herself. She must be part of the GOP’s “war on women” – bet she wouldn’t even pretend she was 1/32 Cherokee to get a job. Racist.

Is Chris Matthews a Better Communicator Than Barack Obama? Given the “tingle down the leg” factor we are going to suggest that Barry is still on top. At least until Reggie Love stops by.

Lady Gaga Smokes Pole, Suffers Concussion: To paraphrase Captain Renault . . . it was her least vulnerable spot.

Bernie Sanders on the ‘Aggressiveness Among the Ruling Class’: So what would happen to those darn billionaires if only class warriors like Bernie Sanders could get just a little bit more of what they wanted? They’d be secure in their status because government regulation over the economy abolished their competition and forced the consumer to buy their substandard goods at fixed (and highly inflated) prices. In other words it would be just like now . . . only more so. Of course to be fair if Sanders were to get things completely his way those corporations that he now serves might vanish altogether. As would all expectation of the individual retaining the ownership of their labor, bodies and lives.

UN considering new Internet tax targeting Web content providers that could cripple their ability to reach users in developing nations. Proposal offered at a meeting of a U.N. agency called the Int’l Telecommunication Union “would amend an existing telecommunications treaty by imposing heavy costs on popular Web sites and their network providers for the privilege of serving non-U.S. users.” With the global warming scam fading, the UN kleptocrats need a new con.

Krugman speaks, nobody listens. The NY Times columnist was scheduled to speak at Netroots 2012 in San Jose on Saturday… but apparently even progressives don’t listen to the guy anymore. The room was empty.

God Bless the USA BANNED from New York kindergarten’s graduation ceremony to avoid upsetting ‘cultural sensitivities.’ She should follow the libtard mantra and keep her religion separated from school. We suppose if they were singing Barack Hussein Obama…mmmmm..mmmmm.mmmmm, she’d find it perfectly OK.

Oh No You Didn’t: Mossad Agents Claim Obama Lying About Stuxnet: The President taking credit for the successes of others? Come to think of it Barry has a pretty long track record of doing exactly that.

Washington Post Publishes 5,500 Word Front Page Sports Story on ‘Obama’s Basketball Love Affair’:With the Washington Post’s lips so tightly connected to Barry’s bum it is a wonder he didn’t give them a worm too. Only this time not one of the computer variety.

The Return of the Reagan Democrats. “Democrats who are not adherents of the socialist hard left are becoming appalled at the out-of-control growth of government, and they will support any politician who has the will and the courage to rein it in. You tell me if Barack Obama qualifies. And since he doesn’t, that is why the result in Wisconsin is very bad news for his re-election prospects.” Well, Hitler was pretty mad when he found out Walker won again in Wisconsin… imagine what he’s gonna do if Obama loses.

Man Claims His Genitals Were Burned By Urinal In Arby’s: In other news Arby’s will be featuring Jerry Lee Lewis in a hot new ad campaign.

HBO’s new season of True Blood will target conservatives. HBO targeting conservatives is nothing new, but this time the network is portraying conservatives as vampire theocrats who want to farm humans for their blood. Starting tomorrow. In an odd coincidence, President Obama recently debuted a new campaign ad that called Romney a vampire. Shortly before that, Obama was calling for a “new era of civility in politics.”

Today is World Naked Bike Day in San Francisco. Liberals never run out of stupid ideas and bicycling naked in one of the coldest cities on the planet is a perfect example. One thing for sure: there will be some nasty bicycle seats by the end of the day.

Sessions: Food stamp spending up 100 percent since Obama took office. How to get a larger crop of voters without really farming.

Lanny Davis goes off on Obama aides: “You have vicious people who are working for the president.” Former Clinton aide takes Obama officials to task for saying Cory Booker is “dead to us.” “It may be meltdown unless they come to their senses.” Kinda assuming they have any senses to come to, ain’t ya Lanny?

Biden Obama: “The private sector is doing just fine.” Even though he “clarified” this remark later, Obama really does think the problem with the economy is too few state and local gubbermint jobs. Was this a game-changing moment in the campaign? If you listen closely, you may hear the sound of Michael Dukakis riding in a tank.

High school teacher tells graduating students: “You’re not special!” Producing an antidote to 12 yrs of “self-esteem” psychobabble in an hour may be too much to expect, but the reality is if everyone’s special then no one is. Full text of speech here.

French socialist “solution” to unemployment: “make layoffs so expensive for companies that it’s not worth it.” Four things will happen, all of them bad: 1) Mass layoffs will occur before the law passes 2) Companies will move any jobs they can overseas 3) If it’s difficult to fire people, companies will not hire them in the first place 4) Corporate profits will collapse along with the stock market should the need to fire people arise. Economic insanity is a progressive disease.

Obama, super fundraiser. President Obama has now held 150 fundraisers for his re-election, which is more than the previous five presidents combined. And we still have five months until the election.