I HATE THE MEDIA ™

White House: Cory Booker is “dead to us.” Cory Booker joins the economic recovery, unity, transparency and a volt-load of campaign promises in the metaphorical cemetary.

Liberals threaten not to vote in November over disappointment with Obama. The country is awash in unprecedented debt thanks to his spending and they’re “frustrated” because, for one thing, “the president yielded to Republican pressure by devoting a significant portion of the 2009 stimulus package to tax cuts.” It’s not a question of one side seeing a glass half empty and the other, half full. These people don’t see a glass because the rich guy stole it.

Romney dodged the draft. Hey Libtards! Call us when Dear Leader is on the front lines in Afghanistan instead or flying around to vacations, fund raisers and playing golf.

Head of CBS admits to partisanship. First, Les Moonves admitted that “…partisanship is very much a part of journalism now.” To which we reply, “No shit, Sherlock, if by ‘now’ you mean the whole history of CBS.” Then he said, “I run a news division. I’ve given no money to any candidate,” while standing in line for Obama’s $25,000-per-head Beverly Hills fundraiser.

Chris Rock: “We ignore the president’s whiteness, but it’s there.” Well, up until now he ignored it anyway. NBC talking head asks Rock what animal he’d like to be and ends up doing a faceplam. (Sequence starts about 2:45 in.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EofEgeOKZG0

One Man’s Case For Regulating Hate Speech: Speech Nazi wants to use Nazi tactics to stop Illinois Nazis that marched sometime back in the 70’s. Looks like someone’s bucking for a lifetime membership to one of our favorite clubs: Friends Against Speech Crime In Society Today . . . or FASCIST . . . as it is more affectionately known.

Albertsons to lay off up to 2,500 in Calif., Nev. Looks like Obama’s hope & change is really working! Soon 2,500 union employees will be asking for change and hoping someone gives them a quarter. What? It’s Bush’s fault? Uh-huh!

Get serious about governing, Democrats! “So, progressives: What is the right percentage of a government budget to be spent on public sector pensions? If this requires that cities and states simply need to come up with bigger budgets (through increased taxes) precisely how much bigger would be appropriate? If you don’t want to increase overall budgets, what other government services are you willing to cut?” What, yelling “STFU!” and “raaaaacist!” ain’t a plan?

Dershowitz: Zimmerman prosecutor threatening to sue Harvard for my criticism. That would be State Attorney Angela Corey, who Dershowitz says called Harvard and engaged “in a 40-minute rant, during which she threatened to sue Harvard Law School, to try to get me disciplined by the Bar Association and to file charges against me for libel and slander.” On what grounds? “STFU!”, she explained.

Obama jokes about oral sex to gay backers. (No puns about the word “backers,” okay?) It’s not just that our president was heedless of any danger to his own dignity – the joke he told was about his wife. This guy is either the Rodney Dangerfield of presidents (no respect) or the Henny Youngman of presidents. (“Take my wife—please.”)

Estonian president unloads on Paul Krugman on Twitter. A Krugman blog post set him off: “a Keynesian belch” at a widely linked Global Post story which described “how Estonia managed to kickstart rapid economic growth while the rest of Europe got sucked into a black hole. Three words: ‘Austerity, austerity, austerity.'” Subtitled, Estonian prez sums up the whole Euro-American technocrat elistist class in five posts. Update: Dan Mitchell has a better documented (but less humorous) retort to Krugman.

Weeping Anti-Walker Protester: ‘Democracy Died Tonight’: Don’t you just hate it when the will of the voters gets in the way of democracy?

RIP Ray Bradbury. Many of you, no doubt, cut your teeth on the writing of Ray Bradbury. The man had a knack for stories and more importantly a knack for writing them. He also penned a classic of the dystopian genre -Fahrenheit 451- that the Proglodytes seriously misunderstood and took as societal blueprint instead of a warning. Note to Heaven: Someone witty this way comes.

http://youtu.be/YlYAhSffEDM

Bomb set off at US consulate in Libya. Way to go Obama.  Looks like the hand you fed is now biting you.

The Socialist mask of Marxism. “In November, the United States will indeed face one of the most important elections in its history. On the surface, the voters will decide which of our two main political parties will control the White House and the U.S. Congress. In fact, the voters will chose between keeping the country the leader of the Free World, or allowing the United States to be further infected by the virus of Marxism.” Having once lived under it, Ion Mihai Pacepa doesn’t like it. Experience is the best teacher.

Fat Head: the movie Nanny Bloomberg doesn’t want you to see. Like Morgan Spurlock in “Supersize Me”, Tom Naughton ate nothing but fast food for 30 days with two caveats: 1) He didn’t eat whatever the clerk suggested, as Spurlock did. No super-sizing if he didn’t want to. 2) He kept his carbs to under 100 grams a day and calories to under 2,000 using publicly available nutritional info about all the national fast-food chains. The result? He lost 12 lbs and his blood work improved. Fine for him but there’s no ego boost in it for the nannies, is there?

Obama makes Thunderbirds wait so he can attend fundraiser. Class, all class. After giving a commencement speech to Air Force Academy graduates, the president made the Thunderbirds stop their show midstream so he could leave and get to a Denver fundraiser. God knows how much fuel it wasted having F-16s buzzing around aimlessly for a half hour.

Ed Schultz is an illiterate buffoon. Not really much news in that headline, but this Schultz tweet from last night simultaneously demonstrates the MSNBC host’s shortcomings in grammar, punctuation and political analysis. Congratulations on winning the trifecta, Ed.

Dems prepare Plan B in Wisconsin. “Politico reported this morning that state Democrats are already plotting to contest a Walker victory by demanding a recount, and now Barrett supporters appear to be laying the groundwork to blame their potential loss on Republican ‘dirty tricks.'” Sure, to Democrats, not letting them win is “cheating.” The “B” in “Plan B” stands for “Bulls**t.”

New York seeks to decriminalise possession of small amounts of pot ‘to save thousands from unnecessary arrests’. Now we’re confused. Mayor ‘Nanny’ Bloomberg wants everyone to eat less because we’re all too fat. Now he wants to legalize pot, which gives everyone the munchies. Talk about an oxymoron, the Mayor appears to be one, emphasis on ‘moron.’

Cats away! Artist turns his dead pet into flying helicopter after it is killed by a car. The good news is this is one piece of “art” the N.E.A. had nothing to do with.

Voters turn against $68 million California high-speed rail project. Voters must have decided they don’t want Moonbeam’s Folly and remembered $68 million is a fairytale figure, arbitrarily lowered to keep the suckers voters of California not to revolt.

http://youtu.be/qKYkgCYargg

Octomom Nadya Suleman spills out of gold chain bra in first image leaked from her debut solo porn film. No doubt she’s solo because no one else wanted to participate, no matter how much they offered to pay them.

Hateful Rhetoric Rev. Jesse Jackson says GOP Gov. Walker is segregating Wisconsin. “Speaking at two rallies Sunday and Monday, Rev. Jesse Jackson compared Wisconsin GOP Gov. Scott Walker to segregationist Alabama governor George Wallace and said Walker is perpetuating segregation in Milwaukee.” Ummm…Jessie…..Wallace was a Democrat you idiot.

Jerry O’Connell to Play Herman Munster. Doesn’t Hollywood have an original idea anymore? We predict this will tank faster than Facebook stock.