“Justice for Trayvon”: 15 Whites Beaten By Gangs of Black Thugs… So Far. Our gallant media-ocrities are burying these stories for fear of “inflaming racial tensions” like the ones they helped inflame with their phony edits and slanted reporting on the original story. And what about our post-racial uniter-not-a-divider Hopey-Changey guy? He’s busy jumping up and down on Bin Laden’s corpse, man.

In case you didn’t know it, Obama got Osama. In this particular fantasy Obama is a composite character of real SEALs that put their noses on the line instead of putting the lines up their nose.

Of course he fabricated a girlfriend. Does that really surprise anyone? C’mon, this guy is the Sissy In Chief. We’ve documented this before and this seems like the perfect time to demonstrate that Barack Obama is not only our first black president, but also our first female one.

Here. Check out an article we did a couple years ago that shows many photos and videos of the Sissy In Chief.

Four Georgia men arrested for ‘beating to death’ ex-Marine who survived TWO tours of duty in Iraq. Here’s the sound of more chirping by the MSM. Nowadays only whites killing blacks merits their attention.

Turn south and head straight for 220 miles: GPS trackers reveal Polar Bears can swim non-stop for up to ten days.. Another global warming fallacy bites the dust along with the fallacy that polar ice is melting away. You can see sea-ice graphs here.

A beating at Church and Brambleton. Yet more disgusting silence by the shameful MSM. Sounds like the PD should about all be fired, too.

Germany’s “green” economy foreshadows our own future. “Every year 600,000 households (2 million people) are getting their power switched off in Germany because they can’t afford the skyrocketing electric bills. At that rate the country (population 80 million) will become blacked-out like North Korea by 2050.” It’s not a bug, it’s a feature! WE are going to save the planet from climate something something by making YOU sit in the dark. Forward!

Obama: “NYC girlfriend” in his autobiography was composite. In Dreams From My Father, he describes her appearance, her voice, and her mannerisms in specific detail. But Obama has now told biographer David Maraniss that the “girlfriend” was actually a composite character, based on multiple girlfriends he had in NYC and Chicago. Reminds us of a movie we once saw….

Unexpected: April private-sector jobs up 119K, well below forecasts. Median prediction was for 175K. March was revised downward from 209K to 201K. Another Recovery Bummer. Obama needs a way to take a few more Bin Laden victory laps – maybe he’ll send a scuba team to fish OBL out of the ocean, prop him up and shoot him again. Might make a good flick – “Weekend at Barry’s!”

Possibly the funniest climate photo ever. British climate alarmists said drought was “inevitable” this spring – so inevitable that they put announcements on the sides of buses. Almost immediately it started raining and wouldn’t stop.

Homeland Security official tweets ‘Happy May Day!’ On Tuesday evening, Nate Snyder, the special adviser to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano for “Community Partnership and Strategic Engagement,” tweeted “Happy May Day! #solidarity.” Kinda sums up this whole administration in one tweet.

White House: “We can’t do anything about Drudge”: At least not yet.

Canadian auto bailout cost $474,000 per GM employee. It wasn’t just the U.S. government that wasted money on auto bailouts in 2009. The Canadians also jumped in with both feet.

Obama’s New Nomenklatura. “Socialism is a rich man’s game. …what Obama promises – especially in his second term – is a socialism of permanent elites, a kind of new, very American, version of the old Soviet-style nomenklatura.” With Obama around, it’s like the USSR never collapsed, comrades.

$10k reward offered for Obama college transcripts: A nice gesture but perhaps futile. We’re sure Team Obama will pay far more than a lousy $10,000.00 to make sure that nobody finds out just what the young Obama didn’t know and when he didn’t know it.

Stinging gas sends May Day protesters fleeing: Should have just offered them jobs. The results would have been the same with far less waste of valuable police resources.

Mao inspires new Obama campaign slogan: To be fair to Mr. Obama there is no real way of telling if the campaign slogan “Forward” was actually inspired by Mao. After it was also a favored term of Marx, Engles, Trotsky, Lenin and the Hitler Youth.

James Hansen to block Warren Buffet’s coal trains. Who do we root for in this one? The leftwing nutjob Global Warming alarmist, or the leftwing nutjob billionaire who supports Obama and lobbies for higher taxes while refusing to pay his own?

FBI arrests anarchists in plot to blow up Cleveland bridge – at least two are Occupy organizers. The mostly peaceful Democrat answer to the Tea Party movement to protest greed strikes again. Guess that bridge was filled with one-percenters, eh? Someone tell Elizabeth Warren her intellectual foundation is showing again.

Elizabeth Warren’s campaign: She’s 1/32nd Cherokee. Warren has been under fire for allegedly claiming to be part native-American when she applied for her job at Harvard Law. Her campaign finally found what they claim is a Cherokee connection, her great-great-great-grandmother. Embrace the diversity! Affirmative action at Harvard has now jumped the shark.

What’s up with women lately? We just finished talking about the Chinese woman who killed a man by squeezing his testicles – now we hear about a Polish dentist who removed all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth while he was unconscious. Listen guys, to be on the safe side, maybe we better start treating our women better.

Former CIA counterterror chief: Pelosi was briefed in 2002 about waterboarding and didn’t object. To paraphrase Kerry, she knew about it before she didn’t know about it.

Canadians pissed that their government isn’t dishing out cheap internet like our government does. We’ve covered the free government cell phone scam extensively, but did you know the FCC has now expanded the program to include cheap internet? Of course, they’ve expanded it at the precise moment that the Canuckian government has done just the opposite. Nice timing, Barack.

WHITE HOUSE INSIDER: Obama Hesitated – Panetta Issued Order to Kill Osama Bin Laden. Is Dear Leader taking credit when none is due? We can’t wait to see Carney and the Dems squirming over this one.

Breitbart! It has a nice beat and it’s easy to dance to. Please note the clever way I paid tribute to both Andrew Breitbart and Dick Clark in one headline. As a client said to me the other day, “You need to learn to succinctly your copy.” Mission accomplished. Oh, by the way, now that I’m done patting myself on the back, this masterpiece was written and performed by Chris Cassone and the video was done by BigFurHat, iOwnTheWorld’s resident genius.