I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Atheists vs. Islamists in Melbourne, Australia. “It could be that this scene is more than just a humorous bagatelle, but is instead a preview of the coming global conflict — not between Muslims and Christians, as everyone has long assumed, but between Muslims and secularists.” Well, the ideal would be a laissez faire world which lets everyone believe (or not) as they wished, but some people are peculiarly uninterested in adopting that approach.

Obama’s EPA experimented on human guinea pigs. This story is a microcosm of what happens to government under liberals. The EPA treated human beings like guinea pigs, making them breathe what they thought were deadly doses of particulates, and then lied about the results when nobody died. Moral of the story: human lives and scientific integrity are worth nothing – political goals are worth everything.

Swiss woman dies after attempting to live on sunlight; Woman gave up food and water on spiritual journey. Evidently she forgot to snort unicorn farts.

Fed Raises Economic Outlook. Looks like Helicopter Ben is trying to keep his head above water. A fate that has been denied to a great many Americans.

Global Warming Alarmist Steve Zwick’s ‘Science’ Is More Troubling Than His Vitriol. “16 percent say they personally experienced a hurricane last year. Not a single hurricane struck the United States last year.” More faux global warming science.

Jimmy Carter: I’d be ‘comfortable’ with Mitt Romney. The kiss of death?

Can Obama rock the youth vote again? Perhaps a better question would be “Can Obama rob the vote again?”

Obama Ban on Youth Chores Part of Larger Power Grab. Another power grab by those bastions of freedom, the Democrats and the UN.

Sen. Tom Carper (D-DE): Save the US Postal Service with wind farms. Yeah, this guy wants “to harvest the electricity that windmill farms produce in order to power a new fleet of battery-operated postal delivery vehicles, replacing the previous ’25 to 30 years old’ ‘dilapidated’ vehicles.” Ummm, just how is spending a bunch of money to buy battery-powered trucks gonna save the USPS when the problem is there are fewer and fewer customers for their services? Politicians not only do not have the answers, they don’t even understand the damn questions.

Supreme Court casts doubt on Obama’s immigration law claim. “Supreme Court justices took a dim view of the Obama administration’s claim that it can stop Arizona from enforcing immigration laws, telling government lawyers during oral argument Wednesday that the state appears to want to push federal officials, not conflict with them.” Damn, first it was the do-nothing congress, now it’s the stop-everything court that’s thwarting Obama’s hopenchange thingy. Why can’t we have a get-stuff-done gubbermint like North Korea, right Mr. Friedman?

Barry back in hot water. More racism from a member of the loving, caring Democrat party. This time it’s Filipino nurses.

Dogeater: The Music Video. Keith Oh-they-fired-me-again now denounces the dog-eared subject he originally brought up as “absurd” (very much like the loudmouth himself) which is more than enough reason to post this. Party on! Nobama 2012!

GE CEO defends tax rate after protesters disrupt speech. So, did these sock puppets not get the memo to the effect that Immelt is a crony of the crony-capitalist in chief? Or maybe Obama’s class-warfare kabuki is blowing up in both of his faces….

Michelle Obama’s $1,591,200 White House Staff of (22) TWENTY-TWO! Sub-Title: When the going gets tough, Michelle spends more, us peons can eat dogfood.

Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor in new film. This news must surely bode well for those hoping that Richard Simmons and Dustin Diamond will one day be cast as Richard the Lionhearted and Saladin in a Hollywood epic about The Crusades.

Newsflash: AG Holder thinks knowledge is racist! Or at least he thinks testing the acquisition and retention of knowledge through written tests is. This is very a very curious thing to us. We strongly believe that much of what is truly evil about racism is the way in which it divorces reward from merit based on nothing more than the color of a person’s skin. Then again this is Eric Holder we’re talking about. And merit is the absolute last thing he would want his success to be based on.

The naked judge of Detroit. Meet Wayne County 3rd Circuit Court Judge Wade McCree, who Weinerized himself in a naked picture to his female bailiff. Listen to the interview. He’s proud of himself. Watch the way he acts. This is what the collapse of civilization looks like.

Richer Democrat states with lower unemployment got bulk of Obama Stimulus. “Put another way, Stimulus money went to precisely the states that needed it the least but were more politically connected to the Democratic Party.” When Obama and the Democrooks talk about “spreading the wealth”, what they really mean is “spreading yours to them.”

“Now thats justice for Trayvon.” A man beaten by a “mob” on his front porch. Thanks to Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and the MSM leftist idealogues for pumping a local incident up into a national calamity. Mission accomplished.

They may call him ‘gov,’ but Blago is dishwasher in prison “Blagojevich has bonded with his cellmate.” We guess no one told the gov not to eat the Snickers Bar left on his bunk.

Social Security: Trust fund in the red by 2033. Obama, Biden, Reid and Pelosi probably think this means the communist will administer it and that it’s a good thing.

Biden Calls Everglades ‘The Ever-Gators’: Looks live Biden’s Foot-in-Mouth disease is flaring up again.

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Matt Damon’s next onscreen kiss: George W. Bush???. We suggest the photo of George W. saying “Do ya miss me yet?” should be changed to “Would ya kiss me yet?”

‘Someone pass me a gun, I’m going to go kill Zimmerman’: Twitter lynch mob unleashes torrents of death threats after neighborhood watchman is freed on $150,000 bail. Those loving liberals, second only to the Muslims at being peaceful.

What if they held an Earth Day and nobody showed up? In Washington, D.C., they were expecting tens of thousands of people, but Momma Gaia spoiled her own party. Because of the dreary wet weather there were about 40 people waiting to hear Jesse Jackson give his Earth Day speech. And two of those 40 were playing catch with a Frisbee.