SNL’s Lovitz Slams Obama, Taxes, Fake 99 Percent-ers. John Lovitz is pretty pissed off that Obama wants to take so much of his paycheck away. Fortunately for the funnyman, after a rant like this, there might not be enough Hollywood money coming his way for Dear Leader to tax.

This is knot funny. A 27-year-old actor in Brazil accidentally hung himself for real while re-enacting the suicide of Judas. Somebody used the wrong knot. Tip for aspiring actors: audition for the Jesus role – you get top billing and they don’t really nail you to the cross.

Spain is Europe’s next economic domino, struggling to cope with big budget deficits, massive unemployment and an angry public. Spain is suffering a hangover from “the mother of all housing booms.” It’s economy is both too big to fail and too big to bail, and therein lies a big problem for Europe and maybe, the world.

Reuters: Obama needs vote fraud. Reuters worries that new voter ID laws could cut into Obama’s support in battleground states. Why? It makes signing up to vote “more difficult.” OK, but… “Might I suggest that if you are too ignorant to figure out how to sign up to vote, you really are not intelligent enough to vote?” Yeah, like all those Florida voters in 2000 who couldn’t find Gore’s name on the ballot so they voted for Buchanan instead.

Starbucks gets the bugs out. To please vegetarian customers who objected to having crushed cochineal beetles used as food dye in their strawberry frappuccinos, Starbucks has decided to use a tomato-based dye instead. This is what passes for adulthood in Seattle.

Muslim mob burns Catholic church in Sudan capital. The religion of peace is at it again.

Powerful, Cold Storm Targets the Northeast. Oops! Al Gore must have forgotten to buy carbon credits again. Or, is it Bush’s fault?

If I wanted America to fail… Well, some insane person told us to keep doing the same things we’ve been doing and expect a different result. Did we say “some insane person”? We meant “Barack Obama.” (Irony intended.)

Science: GOP voters better informed, open-minded. All they really needed to do is read some of the comments made by libtards who visit IHTM.

Hilary Clinton urges governments to be open and transparent, meets Brazilian leader. Evidently Obama, the Obama administration, Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats are excluded.

DOJ directs questions on Fast and Furious book to story posted on George Soros-funded Media Matters for America website. “Media Matters is a partisan organization whose founder, David Brock, is also running a pro-Obama super PAC.” Media Matters is now a spokesman for a US government agency? The Obama Administration’s not even trying to pretend they give a sh-t anymore.

Climate alarmist calls for burning down skeptics’ homes. Yeah, Einstein made the scientific case for General Relativity by threatening to throw acid in the face of anyone who exceeded the speed of light, didn’t he? No matter, the psychotic fascism is settled.

New trend is Alien to us: Apparently there is a new, and disturbing, trend going round with the hep kids of today. They love colon. They love to wear colon. They love to bath in colon. And they especially love the way the smell of colon lingers on their hands all day long.

Matt Ridley on Ideas having Sex, Free Trade, & Apocalyptic Science. Smart guy has smart discussion with Kennedy. Not the Kennedy that ripped off his soundbites from Khalil Gibran. That other Kennedy. The one that used to shill for MTV but has since moved on to much better venues.

LEAKED STRATFOR EMAILS: Democrats Manipulated The 2008 Election Results. It would seem that the 2008 election had even more in common with the 1960 election than we had imagined.

The TSA’s mission creep is making the US a police state. This creep is making those creeps, creepier.

Elizabeth Warren says “No thanks” to higher taxes… for herself. Massachusetts has a voluntary higher state tax rate people can elect to pay. Naturally, Elizabeth “We Need The Buffett Rule” Warren avails herself of that option, right? Sure! BUZZZZZ! We’re sorry, that’s the wrong answer! But, thanks for playing the game and as a consolation prize…. well, just go.

Obama faces Keystone pipeline defeat as Dems defect. Despite an Obama veto threat, 69 House Dems voted last Wed. to move the pipeline forward by a veto-proof majority, 293 to 127. And, a Senate source says “We’re right around the corner from actually passing it. 293 votes in the House is a gigantic number. People want this thing.” Hey, Barry is a uniter, not a divider, just like he promised! Cool!

If I had a dog… Woof.

Obama reverts to 2008 plan: Blame Bush. Not only Bush’s economic policies: “Administration officials also took verbal swipes after North Korea’s unsuccessful missile launch last week, accusing Mr. Bush of having rewarded North Korea with food aid years ago in spite of its nuclear weapons activities.” It’s Bush’s fault the dog-eater said “Maldives” too, right Barry?

Dog-Eating and Obama’s Identity. “It really isn’t unfair at all to bring Obama’s canine consumption to public attention. The president isn’t really one of us. He’s a dog-eater. He tells the story in his memoir to emphasize that viscerally, Obama identifies with the Third World of his upbringing more than with the America of his adulthood. It is our great misfortune to have a president who dislikes our country at this juncture in our history.” Exactly.

New video shines a light on all that hopey changey bunk.

New ‘terahertz’ scanner lets mobile phones see through walls – and through clothes. Barry and Reggie Love can’t wait to try this one out for themselves!

Weiner a jerk before crotchgate. With more Weiner probes producing negative results we hope that Weiner is finally spent and that Weiner will be pulling out for good.

Supermodel manhandled by TSA. Molestation at the airport . . . not just for kids and old folks anymore!