I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Where your 2011 income tax dollar went. There’s 1.8 cents missing from the dollar – that must be the money Obamacare’s gonna use to reduce our health insurance premiums 3000%.

HUD Secy: Obama once needed “to take a subway or a bus just to find a fresh piece of fruit.” We’d play our violin but we’re afraid the DOJ would mistake it for a Gibson guitar and confiscate it. Seriously… reelect Obama, he’s the only candidate who can lead you to fresh fruit via public transit. Awesome.

A new book offering an inside look at the US House depicts former Rep. Anthony Weiner as a desperately ambitious loudmouth who berated his staff and would do or say anything for TV airtime. Ho-hum, another “dog bites man” story. Weiner “would enter his office in the Rayburn Building screaming at the top of his lungs, ‘Why the f–k am I not on MSNBC?!’” We’re also at a loss, sounds like he would fit right in. Make way, clowns, there’s a new weiner in town.

Supporters pay $1K to shake Obama’s hand. We hope the suckers counted their fingers afterwards.

NEGROES WITH GUNS. “every black person in America should get a gun and join the National Rifle Association, America’s oldest and most august civil rights organization.”

Dog, the other white meat. We hadn’t seen the headline anywhere else, so we figured, “What the hell.” Obama criticizes Romney for strapping his dog’s pet carrier to the roof of the family car. But then someone remembered that that Obama revealed in Dreams From My Father that he ate dog when he was a kid Indonesia. Just too freakin’ funny. Bo, we’d recommend keeping one eye open tonight.

Joe Kennedy III calls for ending “cheap oil.” The latest descendant of the clown dynasty is now trying grab to Barney Frank’s old seat (sorry about that.) BTW… “Since 2005, Kennedy’s father, former Mass. Rep. Joseph Kennedy Jr., has teamed up with Hugo Chavez…to bring free oil to poor people in the United States.” Make that “end cheap oil WE ain’t handing out for political purposes.”

“The U.S. is the least racist and least xenophobic country in the world. Foreigners of every race, ethnicity, and religion know this. Most Americans suspect this. Most black Americans and the entire left deny this.” If this is a racist hellhole like the left claims, why are all these people coming here? And why do the utopian paradises they love (e.g. Cuba, North Korea) have to force people to stay?

GOP senators sue Obama over sham labor board nominees. Finally! Some elected representatives grow a pair!

Michelle Obama: ‘This President Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light’ Hallaluja! We have to ask when are they going to start selling plastic Jesus-Obamas for your dashboard?

From J.D. to food stamps: The personal cost of going to Law School. How’s this for a sad story: guy worked his butt off at law school, racked up $200K in debt and now can’t find a job, but the good(?) news is he does qualify for food stamps. One takeaway – steer clear of law schools that don’t bother to give grades. But remember gang, it’s the damn oil companies that are ripping us off.

Warren Buffett Diagnosed With Stage I Prostate Cancer. We wonder if this is the result of too much of Obama’s ‘stimulation package?’

Alec Baldwin Hints at Political Run. Not content to con movie goers out of their money Baldwin will soon be attempting to take it from the citizens directly.

Mitch McConnell: “We’re all behind” Mitt Romney. We hear Barney Frank was disappointed he wasn’t there first.

Police handcuff Georgia kindergartner for tantrum. That makes the national news (AP). This doesn’t. Lucy, somethin’s wrong here.

Michigan lotto winner charged with welfare fraud. She must not be a registered Democrat.

The third name on your ballot in November will be…..We vote for the name Suckass. Because regardless who they run, all they’ll accomplish is sucking votes up that would have most likely gone for Romney, with the possible result being 4 more years of Dear Leader.

Barack Obama makes Falklands gaffe by calling Malvinas the Maldives. The Maldives are halfway around the planet from the Falklands (as the UK calls them) or the Malvinas (as Argentina calls them) so he’s only about 12000 miles off. But the president is just a victim of the the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Former Soviet Citizen is Lectured on “Robin Hood Tax” by Flea Bagger. Apparently we’ve had it wrong all these years. The moral of the Robin Hood myth was not that it is wrong for government to steal from the productive class. Rather it is right for the Government to steal from the productive just so long as it is done in the name of those they’ve legislated to be poor.

Boehner: Obama Should Contribute 10% More of His Income to the Government. Personally we’d be fine with giving Barry a pass on not paying his fair share . . . if only he were willing to give us a pass on having to pay for everybody else’s.

Obama: “Google, Facebook would not exist” without government funding. So much baloney, so few sandwiches.

Commentator, full of bluster and profanity, blusters and profanes colleague on air. Beckel drops F-bomb right at beginning of this clip. His explanation right afterwards is “I just can’t stand right wingers something… something…” The reader is welcome to fill in the blanks as desired just as long as we understand the right winger’s failure to shut up when instructed is the fault here.

No attention for daylight highway stabbing in Alabama. An attack in broad daylight by 30 to 40 motorcycle gang members is frightening, but the lack of interest in the incident by both local media and law enforcement is even more so. Why no attention to this crime? Read the story, it’s not hard to figure out.

Europe’s Economic Suicide. This, coming from a newspaper and writer who are about as left-liberal as you can get, does not bode well for Europe’s economy.

WATCH: Obama GSA Official Runs From Hearing, Hides in Elevator. Watch a real gurly-man in action. We wonder if he had skidmarks in his panties?

http://youtu.be/b-0DBNcviYw