Michelle Obama: ‘This President Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light’ Hallaluja! We have to ask when are they going to start selling plastic Jesus-Obamas for your dashboard?

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26 Comments on "Michelle Obama: ‘This President Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light’"

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KW Willy
April 17, 2012 6:35 pm

She MUST know better than that…

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Navyvet
April 17, 2012 6:43 pm

Keep talking Michelle. The really stupid flukes actually believe you.

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danybhoy
April 17, 2012 7:26 pm

I hope she keeps talking. She wears very thin, very quickly. The more you see of her, the more unlikable she gets. She still gets a free pass from most of the MSM, so she is still OK there. But the more she says, the more likey she is to get into trouble.

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Not so silent
April 17, 2012 8:07 pm

Right after she said that she moved her ample ass to the left to let sunshine hit the group she was speaking to.

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Paden
April 17, 2012 9:28 pm

The minister of propaganda speaks-

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Ruben
April 17, 2012 11:23 pm

I guess it’s only alright when the left’s church is the state.

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Missile Command
April 18, 2012 1:50 am

What drivel. It’s time for Moo to take another vacation. Been over a month since the last one.

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andre
April 18, 2012 3:38 am

Michelle –

light and dark are not the problem. I know where the light switch is.

Forget the dark and light. Stop effing up the economy.

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April 18, 2012 3:42 am

He brought us into the light all right…It’s all those flames from the he’s sent us into Hell that are lighting things up.

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Joe Redfield
April 18, 2012 7:32 am

No, it’s the light from those crumby CFL bulbs which Dr. Gore prescribed as the cure for what ails Auntie Gaia.

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KimmyQueen
April 18, 2012 5:10 am

Uhm…. uh… uhm… No Michelle he did not do that… no he did not. It looks pretty dark where I am at actually.

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sa_rose
April 18, 2012 7:53 pm

Are you making that perfectly clear Kimmie?

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Trickie
April 18, 2012 5:45 am

If a white had said that

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Dan Hawks
April 18, 2012 7:19 am

She has obviously moved on from healthy salads – hey! I want a full bowl of whatever it is Mooch is smokin! 😉

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Sunny
April 18, 2012 8:15 am

No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.
2 Corinthians 11:14 NASB

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sa_rose
April 18, 2012 7:54 pm

Oh S N A P !!!

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PsychoDad
April 18, 2012 8:17 am

Or it might have been a Wizard of Oz reference:

“You’re out of the woods, You’re out of the dark, You’re out of the night. Step into the sun, Step into the light.”

More appropriate too.

“Pay no attention to that man behind the ugly curtains in the Oval Office!”

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April 18, 2012 9:02 am

Could she be speaking from the perspective of a cock roach?

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sa_rose
April 18, 2012 7:55 pm

No. I am NOT going there! I’m NOT!!!!!

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April 18, 2012 9:05 pm

Come on Rose! Go there!

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sa_rose
April 19, 2012 7:32 pm

NOPE!!! I am sinner enough to think it, but Christian woman enough not to say it. But I think you all went there too!

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April 20, 2012 10:28 am

Of course.

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MGAP
April 18, 2012 9:54 am

Clearly the definitions of ‘light and dark’ are unclear to our dickboy’s spouse. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/355yae/

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
April 18, 2012 3:51 pm

I think the Wookie was talking about all the cockroaches that inhabit “Dear Leader’s” administration. Now that the lights are coming on, they are beginning to scatter.

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KimmyQueen
April 18, 2012 6:03 pm

I read something today and I laughed and I had to wonder if G-d shares my sense of humor as I read this story today and then hours later I read this other thing and I was just like wow…

I wonder if Michelle has read 1 Peter 2:9 lately and somehow got caught up with that in her mind when she said this thing…

don’t know but I couldn’t help but laugh and just like wow obviously something is happening that is in some way sinister but for a person like myself I find funny as I cannot take this drivel from Michelle seriously. Look the verse up, I just laughed when I read it today.

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BBFmail
April 20, 2012 5:37 pm

BARF BAG TIME…….

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