Obama misquotes another Republican. This time it’s Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th president, dead for 120 years. Obama claims he didn’t like the telephone – turns out he loved the damn thing. Obama claims he was looking backwards – turns out he was cutting edge, being the first president to use a telephone, typewriter, and phonograph in the White House.

U.S. Economy needs more fiscal stimulus: Christina Romer defends Keynesian economics. More hair of the dog-poop that bit us? Sure, the first one did nothing so another dose should do twice as much. “Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.” -Thomas Sowell

Murder, Incorporated: Bruce Springsteen goes all-in with #OWS. Another wealthy rock-star member of the 1% beclowns himself, releases album of music to off fat-cats by. Seriously, do all these big-bucks entertainment industry blowhards really believe they’re part of the paper-sack lunch crowd or are they just manipulating the situation to sell more of their crappy movies/music/books or whatever? Is anyone stupid enough to be fooled by their charade?

Being Conservative SUCKS.

More expensive gas pushes up US wholesale prices. But “core inflation was tame.” What’s “core inflation”? Why, the cost of stuff you buy once a year, if that much. But, as the astute partisan hack at the WaPo said, paying a little mor for gas is a problem only for long distance commuters…. as well as people who like to eat, wear clothes, heat their homes, etc, etc.

Wilt Chamberlain had nothing on Jocko Besne. Wilt claimed to have had sex with 20,000 women, but Jocko fathered 400,000 offspring before dying this month. Jocko was probably Republican, since not one of those offspring was sired with a mistress during a presidential campaign or born after a weiner-Tweeting frenzy.

‘I don’t have drugs but can sell you some Tide’: Police battling latest crime fad in laundry detergent… and one man stole $25k worth. Perhaps those drug addicts just want to get clean.

UN consultant: Ban Dante’s “Divine Comedy.” “Dante’s Divine Comedy should be banned from Italian schools as a racist and Islamophobic text rather than esteemed as one of the greatest achievements of Western poetry, according to a human rights organization that acts as a consultant for the UN.” If Dante were alive today, the hell he’d be writing about is the UN.

Obama’s fix for gas prices: “Set up a task force to look into speculation.” In this case, maybe a better term would be “task farce.” Nothing like low comedy in high places when you’re scrounging behind the couch cushions for gas money.

Chris Rock Cracks: It is funny to see a man that has made his millions from an uninhibited exercise of free speech violently suppressing a person that just wanted to put in 2 cents worth of his own.

John Edwards ‘planning second baby with mistress’. Guess Silky Pony needs another tax break to keep from paying “his fair share”.

Obama spends over $365,000.00 of our money on his man date. At this rate King Barry is even more expensive than Sandra Fluke. But let it not be assumed that we are calling the President a prostitute. Prostitutes offer an honest service to a consenting adult. Obama is screwing us all against our will.

The butler who ‘injected millionaire socialite with fake virus and demanded $8.5m for antidote’. Should have gone into government. This sounds like the exact blue print that was used to pass TARP, Porkulas, Obama care and any number of other public thefts.

Chris Matthews: GOP Willing To “Outsource” Election To A Mormon. Perhaps Mr. Matthews shouldn’t be so quick to showcase his bigotry against this religious group. After all the only difference between a Mormon and his beloved Lord Barry is the second letter M

Politico editor John Harris: Voters are stupid. The self-important media egotists must be sniffing the stench of an Obama defeat in the wind; why else would they start insulting the voters in March? Mr. Harris, right back at ya, chum(p).

Bison, halibut on state dinner menu. What no tofu, sprouts and arugula? What about soy milk instead of wine?

Saudis pledge to open the oil spigots if Iran shuts  theirs could ease pain at gas pump for drivers. Sounds like Obowma may be  telling the Saudis to drop the prices until he gets re-elected, then when he’s  king again he and they can go back to business as usual, which is screwing the public.

‘CO2 in the atmosphere is making us all fatter’: Researcher says we are increasing in size as gas levels go up. This could explain why Al Gore’s gotten so fat lately.

Wyoming tribe gets OK to kill 2 bald Eagles. Meanwhile it’s perfectly OK for windfarms in Oregon to chop them up. Go figure.

Cops: woman, 22, battered live-in boyfriend, 74. Yep, they’re a couple, and a lovely couple too. For his own part, the boyfriend was arrested four months ago for stealing from a person over the age of 65, as well as exploiting an elderly person. He’s currently free on $20,000 bond and due in court on March 28.

LA Strip Club Donates $1,200 To Keep Lennox Little League Afloat: Strip Clubs and Little League have more in common than you might think. For example neither strippers nor nor these junior athletes are particularly fond of foul balls.

Highway bill amendment defeated that would have sent billions to Soros, Pickens, Douglas companies. Yet another reason to champion the free market. When government’s don’t have the power to take our money they don’t have the money to give it to their friends. At least Barry didn’t get away with it this time. But don’t worry, he’ll try again. If the President knows anything it is that the road to despotism is paved by public works.

Fluke: All Your Money Belongs to My Sex Drive! Let’s make a deal Sandra. Since we don’t care what goes on in your pants how about you keep your greedy fingers out of the back pockets of ours!

Oops, estimated cost of Obamacare doubles. According to the CBO, not only is it twice as expensive as originally promised, it will cover 2 million fewer people, too. And these are merely estimates, so tune in next year for updated, even-more-frightening numbers.

Obama loses “the real war.” Back in 2007 and 2008, Senator Barack Obama referred to Afghanistan as the “real war” while Iraq was a diversion. As president, he is on his way to losing both of them. Yeah, but he’s winning that GOP “war on women”, he manufactured, ain’t he? Maybe not.