Wilt Chamberlain had nothing on Jocko Besne. Wilt claimed to have had sex with 20,000 women, but Jocko fathered 400,000 offspring before dying this month. Jocko was probably Republican, since not one of those offspring was sired with a mistress during a presidential campaign or born after a weiner-Tweeting frenzy.

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GhostntheMachine
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“…his body is to be sent to Paris’ natural history museum where his prowess will be studied.”

Can’t they let the poor guy rest in peace? Sheesh.

Ruben
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Oh, to have a bull market again like this guy had!

Big Al
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Jocko, you will be missed. Love, MOOchelle.

JPTravis
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No wonder she doesn’t believe in meat anymore. Jocko’s dead.

KW Willy
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Good one, Big Al!! bwwaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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