Wilt Chamberlain had nothing on Jocko Besne. Wilt claimed to have had sex with 20,000 women, but Jocko fathered 400,000 offspring before dying this month. Jocko was probably Republican, since not one of those offspring was sired with a mistress during a presidential campaign or born after a weiner-Tweeting frenzy.

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5 Comments on "Wilt Chamberlain had nothing on Jocko Besne"

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Big Al
March 15, 2012 3:59 am

Jocko, you will be missed. Love, MOOchelle.

March 15, 2012 8:53 am

No wonder she doesn’t believe in meat anymore. Jocko’s dead.

KW Willy
March 15, 2012 11:35 am

Good one, Big Al!! bwwaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

March 15, 2012 7:16 am

Oh, to have a bull market again like this guy had!

March 15, 2012 9:18 am

“…his body is to be sent to Paris’ natural history museum where his prowess will be studied.”

Can’t they let the poor guy rest in peace? Sheesh.