I HATE THE MEDIA ™

In Oregon, food stamps will buy you Starbucks frappuccinos. Yes! Now you can have an expensive frappuccino paid with by food stamps while talking on your government provided Safelink cell phone.

‘Newt Gingrich is a hypocrite’, claims ex-staffer who had affair with thrice-married GOP candidate. Amazing! Herman Cain is in the lead and bimbos start coming out of the woodwork with dubious allegations.  Now that Cain is out of the way and Newt’s a threat we get this woman making allegations about something that allegedly happened in 1977! We have to wonder if anyone’s paying them. Meanwhile, try and get Obama’s birth certificate or any records at all.

 

Moore: “Wall Street already has their man and his name is Barack Obama.” Rich, hypocritical propagandist is shocked, shocked he tells you, to find out Obama rakes in lotsa money on Wall St. Mikey, anyone that thought Obama’s campaigns are funded by “little people” with $10 checks is even sillier than someone who thinks you mean all that BS you peddle.

Blagojevich sentenced to 14 yrs, apologizes for corruption but claims he thought what he did was “permissable.” Blago does have a point. To paraphrase the old maxim, when in Chicago, do as the Chicagoans do. Ain’t that right Barry?

EGYPT: Newly elected radical Islamic leader issues fatwa against women wearing high heels. “The recent emergence of the hardline Salafi trend in Egypt after the January 25 revolution has given way to a series of controversial fatwas that mainly focused on women, Copts, culture and democracy.” Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be any more fatwas against women’s rights… this must be the vision Obama had for the new Arab democracies! Gee Wally, looks like we’ve traveled back to the middle ages!

Obama now blames The Internet for job losses. “‘If you were a bank teller or a phone operator or a travel agent, you saw many in your profession replaced by ATMs and the internet,’ President Obama said at a campaign event in Kansas.” Possibly the reason for that is the Democrat political circus act hasn’t mandated all sorts of “benefits” like Obamacare coverage for ATMs and the internet yet.

Woodward says that sitting next to Al Gore is “taxing”.

No kidding. Having any democrat in Washington is taxing. Just ask those who pay taxes.

Hollyweird: that Obama thrill up our leg is gone. “He can’t make up his mind about anything,” Mr [Norman] Lear said. “He just vacillates. Like Democrats do generally.” No, they don’t “vacillate”, they lie, because the stuff that makes you Hollywood leftists cough up big bucks is box office poison almost everywhere else.

Obama sets campaign theme: Middle class at stake. It would seam that President Usurper has no need to remember the middle class until campaign season. However that is not entirely the case. Barry remembers the middle class fairly regularly. They have proved quite useful to him every time there has been an occasion to buy votes or to make his rich cronies even richer.

Unkindest cut of all… woman arrested after attacking her husband’s penis with scissors. We wonder if she was playing the First Cut is the Deepest while the attack was going on?

Astronomers discover biggest black holes ever. Though the cosmic phenomena have yet to be named many are referring to these items by a rather fitting handle . . . the Obama budget.

Michigan’s Cherry Knoll Elementary School Under Fire For Removing ‘Gay’ From ‘Deck The Halls.’ They have to be putting something in the water coolers in the teacher’s lounges this year. Yes, we have another candidate for loony tunes teacher of the year.

Claim: Bill Clinton Collected $50K Per Month From MF Global. Slick Willie again reminds us all why he has that nickname.

Government hiding numbers of guns LEGALLY sent to Mexico, diverted to cartels. The 99% must really mean that Mexican drug cartels get 99% of their weapons from Uncle Sam. More ‘legal’ gun running so the liberals can make a faux case for gun control laws in the US.

NAACP petitions UN over “massive voter suppression.” Well yeah, we heard something about that happening in 2008 but AG Eric Holder said there was nothing to it.

Anxious Greeks emptying their bank accounts. Last one to leave Greece, please turn out the lights (assuming any are still lit.)

While giving an economic speech in Osawatomie, Kansas, President Obama said, “It is great to be back in the state of Texas.” [Video at the link.] Or to paraphrase the Wizard of Oz, “TOTUS, I have the feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” We only bring this incident to your attention due to the fact that if one of the GOP candidates said it, you’d see it a few million times on the evening news. But since a Harvard genius Democrat did it, it will be down the memory hole in 5, 4, 3, 2….

Nancy Pelosi provides Newt Gingrich ethics report. Better known as the Hypocrisy Report.

County Displays Crucified Santa on Courthouse Lawn. This Christmas just keeps getting weirder and weirder. If they just had the cross the ACLU would be there in a hot minute to sue.

Newt Gingrich fires back at Nancy Pelosi. “That’s a fundamental violation of the rules of the House and I would hope that members would immediately file charges against her the second she does it,” he said. “I want to thank Speaker Pelosi for what I regard as an early Christmas gift,” he said. “…I regard it as a useful education for the American people to see what a tainted political ethics operation Pelosi was engaged in.” Now if John Boehner will only get out of the tanning booth long enough to do something about Princess Nancy it would be a nice Christmas present.

Math professor, 74, accused of running meth lab with son. We can hear her curriculum now – If the Hell’s Angels have 40 kilos of meth and sell 19 to the Russian Mafia, how many kilos of meth will they have left?

Alec Baldwin likes Willard Romney: Still thinks his daughter is a ‘effen b@#%*.

Pelosi Not Sitting on Trove of Gingrich Secrets: Just a pointy hat.

Explosion seen as big setback to Iran’s missile program. Gosh, Iran’s had such bad luck with their peaceful weapons of mass destruction program. They’ve endured Stuxnet, fatal accidents to top scientists and now this. You’d think someone didn’t want Iran to be able to launch ballistic missiles with nuclear weapons on them or something.

Jesse Jackson: “Christmas should be a poor people’s holy day.” The Reverend comments on how “non-Christian people use Jesus to lure you into Santa Claus’s birthday party and unless you have the holiday spirit, which is his songs, his wine, and his stuff you’re not welcome at the party of the man whose party it is.” Sounds like he’s been drinking high-octane egg nog spiked with more than a little squirt of opiate of the people, if you catch our drift. And his.