I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Calif. Lawmakers Propose Sanctuary for 1 Million Illegals. Unlike state immigration laws in Arizona, Georgia and South Carolina, Eric Holder will no doubt completely ignore this one if it passes.

Pelosi: I’ll reveal information on Gingrich ‘when the time is right.’ Knowing Queen Nancy she’ll tell us we won’t be able to read it until after we vote for Newt.

Wife of State Employee Suggests Walker’s Wife, Sons be Raped? Judging by her the photo at the link, we think the Nancy Butzlaff (first poster below) would probably be grateful if someone raped her. We love her name, too. We’re sure if we saw her Butz we’d laff.

Obama rolls out new 2012 theme. President Barack Obama’s Kansas speech will show “his vision of an America where everyone engages in fair play, does their fair share and gets a fair shot.” It’ll be “fair” alright – except for those rich bastards… oh, and those who don’t agree with us or vote for us… and don’t forget those evil non-union people… and those gun owners… add in those crazy people who believe in God…

Indoctrination Outrage: California Teacher Uses Media Matters’ Anti-Fox News Article in ‘World History’ Class. “Imagine watching Fox News one night and your high school child walks into the room and proceeds to tell you that “Fox News lies!” The NEA propaganda machine brainwashes again.

Kurtz: The media ‘knew’ Cain would ‘never’ get the nomination: Of course they “knew” this. These journolists are rather adept at politically lynching the man or woman that strays too far from the master’s plantation.

Official ACORN Employment Application. They forgot some like: Do you know how to shred papers? Do you know you to erase hard drives? Can you find cheap housing for pimps?

Astonishing accident involving eight Ferraris ‘world’s most expensive car crash.’ To parphrase ourselves – We don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

The IPCC falsified satellite altimetry: “We had to do so, otherwise there would be no trend.” Meanwhile they’re trolling for clueless suckers in Durban, South Africa at COP17.

Detroit facing hostile takeover by state of Michigan. Gov. Rick Snyder is reviewing Detroit’s finances, the first step toward a state takeover. If he deems it necessary, he could appoint a manager to run the city who would have
virtually unlimited power to do whatever it took to fix Detroit’s finances. It’s like having a deficit super committee that actually was a deficit super committee.

Obama fundraiser and US Ambassador (to Belgium) blames Israel for Muslim Anti-Semitism. “He [ambassador Gutman] argued that an Israeli-Palestinian peace treaty will significantly diminish Muslim anti-Semitism.” Sure it will. The Palestinians have pretty much said there will only be a “peace” treaty over Israel’s dead body.

Secret Service visits Ga. man “not hiring until Obama gone.” Threat to national security? More like a threat to reelection.

Asian-Americans are identifying themselves as white on college admissions forms to circumvent Affirmative Action programs. Liberal math: a 1997 study found that Asian-Americans needed a 1550 SAT to have the same chance of getting into an elite college as white students with a 1410 or black students with an 1100. Something to chew on the next time the idiots in the media tell us someone is a genius because they went to Harvard.

Legless man denied wheelchair. “However, the motivation for the county council’s decision was allegedly that it was “uncertain if the impairment was permanent”, reported local media.” It’s rumored that Obama is now trying to hire this bunch or morons to run Obamacare.

YOU could be fueling the world’s future! In Durham, England, corpses will soon be used to generate electricity. “A crematorium is installing turbines in its burners that will convert waste heat from the combustion of each corpse into as much as 150 kilowatt-hours of juice — enough to power 1,500 televisions for an hour.” Burning our earthly remains so our survivors can watch Obama talk for an hour on TV? Hey! Obamacare, the death panels, the harassment of oil and gas production, it’s all becoming hideously clear now…

85 year old woman strip searched by TSA: “TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said a review of closed circuit TV footage from the airport shows “proper procedures were followed.” When your procedures encourage the humiliation and sexual assault of an 85 year old grandmother maybe, just maybe, they’re the problem.

Bah Humbug! Teacher tells children there is no Santa during a lesson about the North Pole. Nutty teacher month continues. We have another winner!

D.E.A. Launders Mexican Profits of Drug Cartels. Operation Buck Runner? “Former D.E.A. officials rejected comparisons between letting guns and money walk away. Money, they said, poses far less of a threat to public safety.” Claims this is safer are BS. What’s the DEA think they buy the guns and ammo with?

Black Friday Best-Seller: Guns “Numbers from the Federal Bureau of Investigation show an all-time one-day high for background check requests from gun buyers last Friday.” All I want for Christmas is my 2 barrel 12 gauge! Best way to arm people, turn them into conservatives, and get people back to God is to let the left march in their little parades and camp out in our parks.

COP 17 Leaders Dancing Onstage at Dinner Party. Ever wonder what REALLY goes on a those climate meetings? Now you know. We would like to know if this was a drought-flood dance or a warming-cooling dance? And where the hell was Al Gore? Getting room service from a masseuse?

TSA stops teen at airport for gun replica on her purse. “Vanessa and her mom said it’s hard to believe anyone could mistake the design on the purse for a real gun because it’s just a few inches in size and it’s hollow, not to mention Vanessa has taken it on planes before.” The brain of the jerk who stopped her is also just a few inches in size and hollow. Nice match.

Occupy SF protesters to open “People’s Reserve Credit Union.” Some folks are about to learn the lessons of banking reality the hard way. The road to economic hell is paved with foolish bankers. Your money may be safer stuffed into one of their mattresses.

Saudis fear there will be ‘no more virgins’ and people will turn gay if female drive ban is lifted. “Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned. A ‘scientific’ report … warns that allowing women to drive would ‘provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce’.” These same scientists have also proven muslim women on rollerskates cause perfectly rational followers of islam to wear explosive vests.

Mother says son was suspended for sexual harassment for calling teacher “cute”. According to the mother, the boy didn’t say it to the teacher in question, but made the comment to a classmate and was overheard by a substitute teacher (sounds like there’s basis for an “invasion of privacy” lawsuit there.) Today’s public schools – your kid won’t be able to read or write but he’ll certainly know not to make innocent comments within earshot of Big Brother.

Labor Force and Unemployment Rate Adjusted for Population Growth Since 1948 Show Falling Unemployment Rate is “Statistical Mirage.” It seems for the first time since 1948, the size of the labor force has flat-lined (actually shrunk) for the past 3 years. “Those who think the economy is improving based on the falling unemployment rate are looking at a statistical mirage based on an extremely atypical and prolonged drop in the labor force.” Well, mirages are all they have.