I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Occupy DC protesters try to storm Americans For Prosperity event. Yeah, well they just hate prosperity… and then they can’t understand why they’re unemployed. Duh.

“Michael and Me”: Moore, confronted by reporter over estimated personal $50 Million Fortune, responds “You Lie. Stop Lying.” When asked, Moore said, “I don’t have $50 million,” which may simply mean he has 49, 51 or some other number of millions. But when asked again, “Are you not part of the one percent?” he slyly evaded the question with, “Just don’t lie, OK?” Interesting.

Parents warned against chicken-pox-by-mail scheme. “It’s not just strange, Martin says; it’s illegal.” Not to mention stupid and ignorant. We wonder, do these wackadoodles call a Witch Doctor after they infect their children?

WH rejects subpoena request for Solyndra docs. “I can only conclude that your decision to issue a subpoena, authorized by a party-line vote, was driven more by partisan politics than a legitimate effort to conduct a responsible investigation…” Huh? Wouldn’t a “responsible” investigation also issue a subpoena when the White House refuses to deliver all the requested documents? They are now in contempt of Congress. The last 3 years seems like a bad Steven Seagal movie – I can’t wait to see the end.

“This is a very dangerous movement, and it’s ironic it’s happening under a president who promised to unify us,” Giuliani said. “Barack Obama owns the Occupy Wall Street movement, it would not have happened but for his class warfare.” We agree completely except for the “ironic” part. It’s not ironic, it’s… what’s the word we’re looking for? Oh, yeah, intentional.

Guy quit his full time NYC teaching job quit and took out $35K in loans to get a degree in puppetry. Now, the only job he can find is for half his former pay and no health insurance. His remedy? Occupy Wall St! The audacity of the dope. No jobs for master puppet makers? Has he tried Soros’s office?

Pelosi: Unemployment would be 15 percent were it not for us. It IS 15%, you jackass! The only reason the U3 (“official”) number is 9% is because so many folks have given up LOOKING for a job and are not deemed part of the “official” labor force. But if we use the U6 number which counts these people, the current rate is over 15%.

100 Detroit bus drivers refuse to drive routes after attack by teens. “Our drivers are scared, they’re scared for their lives. This has been an ongoing situation about security. …when one of my drivers was beat up by some teenagers down in the middle of Rosa Parks and it took the police almost 30 minutes to get there, in downtown Detroit.” Ignore what the GM propa-mercials say, Detroit ain’t back. This particular situation would improve if drivers carried weapons. Just sayin’.

NY Times: Months before MF Global crashed and burned, federal regulators attempted to restrain risky proprietary trading. But MF’s CEO, Jon Corzine, fought the changes and won. Well, he won then he lost, at least his employees and shareholders did (the 99%!) Federal regulators are like toothless watchdogs that run and hide when high-roller crooks growl “Don’t you know who I am?” And we need MORE gubbermint regs and enforcement people WHY? The ones we have are effing useless. Caveat emptor.

“60 Minutes” challenged Nancy Pelosi on her conflict of interest while Speaker and facilitating financial reform while being involved with credit card companies. Believe it or not, they actually DID ask her a tougher question than their usual “What makes you Democrats so wonderful?” And the Drainplug of the Swamp looks at times like all the botox is going to run out of her face before she babbles non-answers to a bunch of questions that weren’t asked. Somebody at CBS will be getting a phone call about this.

Obama-friendly GE building aircraft factory in right-to-work Alabama. Everyone outside the MSM surely recalls that Obama, Pelosi and their proxies at the NLRB are giving Boeing a hard time about building a factor in right-to-work South Carolina. Wonder what the difference is? Rumor has it that Obama has to be careful when sitting down or GE CEO Jeff Immelt will wind up with a broken nose.

AZ Gov. Jan Brewer: Eric Holder needs to be “held accountable” for Operation Fast and Furious. “At least 34 members of Congress have called for Holder to resign immediately over the scandal.” But who’s counting? Besides us, that is.

We are living in an “ineptocracy”. “A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.” Alfred E. Obama is the right man for the job, then.

Obama fails on all counts. The numbers say that voters don’t think he deserves reelection, he has no meaningful accomplishments, and the nation is headed off in the wrong direction under his watch. Ogrumbler knows his presidency is taking on water faster than Mochelle gobbles french fries, hence the constant whines of “raaaaacism” from his sycophantic proxies and the scorched-earth OWS strategy. If these fail, look for a Hail Mary attempt at a game changer. A word to the wise: nothing is beneath this desperate, power-hungry clown.

Sarkozy asks Obama to help with Euro debt crisis. Hell yeah, if there’s one thing Obama knows about, it’s useless, wasteful, put-you-in-a-death-spiral DEBT. ““We need the leadership of Barack Obama,” Mr. Sarkozy said.” Apparently, Europe is not disintegrating fast enough for him. It’s what every sinking ship needs, a bag of two-ton hammers to point the way to the bottom. Change you can glub, glub, GLUB!

Cuba legalizes sale, purchase of homes. After 50 years of no privte property… “The highly anticipated new rules instantly transform islanders’ cramped, dilapidated homes into potential liquid assets in the most significant reform yet adopted by President Raul Castro….” You mean socialism provides homes that are cramped and dilapidated? We coulda sworn the Left told us that was one of capitalism’s evils….

Developer with shotgun scared off Oakland Rioters. “Basically, people were pushing to get through the door,” he said. “I was standing there and they saw me there, and I lifted it – I didn’t point it – I just held it in my hands. And I just racked it, and they ran.” They should make this guy mayor and let him loose on these clowns.

Men’s Wearhouse: Corporate lackeys of the Occupy Movement? It appears George Zimmer, who lives in extravagant Blackhawk, California and who’s supposedly worth an estimated $800 million, stands with the 99%, 99% of who will never probably wear a suit. Perhaps the Men’s Whorehouse would be a better name George? Doesn’t look like your pandering saved your window.



You may have noticed that the MSM has been busying itself with the political lynching of Herman Cain. And their normal defense of “we’re just reporting the news” simply won’t hold up this time. Not when they went to such great lengths to ignore the following:

http://youtu.be/MceFVpJ-Gyc

Unexpectedly, strife, dissent & violence plague OWS utopia. Non-workers of the world, head for the hills! Elizabeth Warren’s Marxist baby looking a lot like Rosemary’s baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy6MCw4PnNc&feature=player_embedded

Dozens of mutual funds and variable annuity accounts in retirement plans held significant stakes in Jon Corzine’s now-bankrupt MF Global firm according to a Dow Jones report. Limosine liberal multi-millionaire investment banker Jon Corzine adds a bit of tarnish to some folks’ “golden years.” Did we mention that Corzine is getting a $12 million golden parachute for leading the largest bankruptcy of 2011 and the 8th largest US bankruptcy ever? Hey, OWS and MSM, did you know Corzine is Obama’s favorite Wall Street bundler? [cue crickets chirping.]

Handout nation: 45 million Americans now on food stamps – and 1 in 15 is officially living in poverty. Is this Obamanomics sucking the life out of the country? Or, is it the Democrat plan to increase voters for the next election?

Freddie Mac reports Q3 loss, asks for $6B in aid. Uh-oh, it looks like the government might be taking even more from the tax payers to subsidize the vote buying/political-payback scheme that tanked the economy. But don’t expect much in the way of a protest by the Flea Baggers. Raping the middle class to provide entitlements for underachievers has always been a significant priority of theirs.

House subpoenas White House for Solyndra documents. Time to shine some light on Obama’s solar energy kick back scheme.

Energy stimulus program plagued by problems. “The Department of Energy’s inspector general said Wednesday that the 2009 stimulus program for green energy was so at odds with the realities on the ground that it was akin to “attaching a lawn mower to a fire hydrant.”” Sounds to us like plagued with stupidity would be more accurate.