I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Obama: God backs jobs plan. Sure, when did the Almighty tell you that Barry, during one of your golf games with Him? Say, it must be a real pain in the halo to play against the Creator because, well, He ALWAYS wins, don’t He? And it can be embarrassing if you forget yourself and curse after missing a putt: “g–dam that Bush for hexing my golf ball…. oops!” Is this man nuts or what?

Christians attacked by muslims in France. The Joyeuse Union Don Bosco [Joyous Union Don Bosco] takes place in Nîmes, at the Sanctuary of Our Lady the Virgin of Santa Cruz, built by French people repatriated from the Algerian city of Oran following Algerian independence. These people were driven out of the place they grew up in by Muslim aggression. Now they face it in France too!

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Euro debt crisis: Eurocrats are terrified of democracy. The EU technocrats are ticked at Greek PM Papandreou for daring to offer his country’s voters a choice. The voters may not always make the wise choice but is there any guarantee that political hacks will? BTW, Iceland told the IMF and the EU to go to hell last year and the country’s economy has recovered nicely. Greece has gone thru two years of sturm und drang with the “help” of their buddies in the EU.

Israel test-fires missile as Iran debate rages. One of Isreal’s missles is called the “Shavit”. Seems they should have fired that one long ago. Don’t fret – Obama said it best in 2010: “The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”

Colorado voters reject raising taxes to support education. Proposition 103 would’ve raised individual and corporate tax rates from 4.63% to 5% and the sales and use tax rate from 2.9% to 3%, but the measure lost big, 65-35. Just call them Coloraaaaacists from now on. Lizzy Warren may have to pay Colorado a visit and remind them taxes are how we pay for the sh*t she and her cronies do together.

Report: Netanyahu trying to rally support in his cabinet for pre-emptive attack On Iran.“The country’s defence minister Ehud Barak and the foreign minister Avigdor Lieberman are said to be among those backing a pre-emptive strike to neutralise Iran’s nuclear ambitions.” Remember president Bow n’ Scrape could’ve encouraged the Iranian opposition two years ago and with a little luck they might’ve ousted the rotten regime. Instead, he activated his Jedi mind powers and kissed the mullahs’ hairy butts. And so, here we are. Genius.

5 rescued from U.S.-Mexico border pipe. The 5 illegals were last seen enrolling for a free university degree and have already been picked to head up California’s speed train project! ¡Ay, caramba!

Jon Corzine is now the center of an FBI investigation into the handling of hundreds of millions of dollars invested in his securities firm. Corzine “was one of the leading Wall Street fundraisers for President Obama’s campaign and suggested to investors that he might take a top administration post if the president were re-elected. His new legal troubles… could complicate the president’s efforts to raise money from the financial community given Corzine’s central role in those efforts.” A top administration post for Corzine? How about Ambassador to Ponzi?

Solyndra auction’s best seller: $18 T-shirts. There you have it! $500+ million tax dollars down the tubes and $18 dollar t-shirts are the best seller. Obama can sure pick ’em!

Al Qaeda flag flying over Libyan courthouse. We won’t believe it if Obama claims he didn’t have a clue this could or would happen. Is the President this clueless? Or, was this part of a planned outcome? Just who is in charge over there? Moderate Libyans? Al Queda? The Muslim Brotherhood?

UK military steps up plans for Iran attack amid fresh nuclear fears. “British officials consider contingency options to back up a possible US action as fears mount over Tehran’s capability.” Sounds like the peace president may be planning yet another war. If a Republican president was doing this we’d have OWP (occupy the Pentagon).

Lift Muzzle on Accuser? Cain Won’t Say. Meanwhile Larry Sinclair is more than willing to talk. He just can’t find anybody in the media willing to listen. We guess a story involving the President in the back of a limousine inserting cocaine up his nose -and other things in other places- is nowhere near as news worthy as a fellow commenting on a woman’s height.

Poll: Romney Ties Obama in Florida. Interesting. Maybe all the orange growers are just partial to the shade of Romney’s tan.

Flea Baggers flocking to STD – test clinics. At the risk of paraphrasing Alvy Singer . . . it would seem that the members of the Whiney-Whine percent have been practicing on each other exactly what they plan on doing to the rest of the country.

Longtime Democrat Toby Keith donates to Perry. Apparently Obama made the mistake of asking the country superstar “how do you like me now?”.

Former Solyndra CEO Got $456,000 Severance. Only in today’s wacky world can a CEO borrow a half a billion dollars, run the company into the ground and then be rewarded for his incompetence by getting a severance package worth a half a million dollars. OWS should be picketing in front of this place if they want to protest getting screwed by the 1%.

The Euro debt death spiral – how did we get into this mess? The problem is lotsa European banks own Greek debt. Why did the fool banks buy the debt of a country whose main product seems to be public employees? It all comes down to “governments like banks to buy their debt.”

Smoking-gun document ties Govt policy to Housing Crisis. “At President Clinton’s direction, no fewer than 10 federal agencies issued a chilling ultimatum to banks and mortgage lenders to ease credit for lower-income minorities or face investigations for lending discrimination and suffer the related adverse publicity. The threat was codified in a 20-page ‘Policy Statement on Discrimination in Lending’ and entered into the Federal Register on April 15, 1994, by the Interagency Task Force on Fair Lending.” Politicians forced banks to make bad loans in the name of “fairness” and now are blaming the banks for making bad loans.

Michael Moore: We’re going to replace capitalism as we know it. So, what kind of “system” does Jupiter’s wealthiest moon want? “Well there’s no system right now that exists. We’re going to create that system. This movement, this movement in the next year, or two, or few years is going to create a democratic economic system.” Yeah, wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one gets filled up first – well, with the “occupy” crowd, it’ll be the sidewalk that gets filled.

Feinstein may have inadvertently confirmed Gunwalker ulterior motive. Di Fi is a rabid gun-control advocate who would do anything to outlaw firearms. Note: the Senator has a gun permit, evidence she thinks gun control means the rich and famous get to have them and the rest of us poor schmucks can wait for the police to show up and investigate our murder.

Ecch. Rats in People’s Park. Sorry, but we can’t fathom why the People’s Republic of Berkeley is worried about 4 legged rats when People’s Park has been populated by 2 legged rats since the 1960’s.

Things are tough all over: luxury cars abandoned in Dubai. Now you can get that Ferrari you always wanted – cheap.

North Georgia Men Arrested, Charged in Plots to Purchase Explosives, Silencer and to Manufacture a Biological Toxin. Was this a sad day for America that people perceive things are so bad they have to do this? Or, was this orchestrated to prove Big Sis right on domestic terrorists being white people? (Note we’re assuming they were white, we could be wrong).

The newest cost estimate for the CA bullet train project is $98.5 billion (nearly triple the original $33.6 billion) and the train will not be up and running until 2033, much later than the original estimate of 2020. If things keep going this way, the project will eventually cost an infinite amount of money and never actually run. BTW, the total state budget this year is $86 billion.

Mark Epstein, owner of the Milk Street Cafe at 40 Wall Street, just let 21 employees go. The reason? The barricades police have set up throughout Wall Street as a consequence of the ongoing demonstration. ‘Scuse us for sayin’, but it’s probably not just the barriers that keep customers away. A crowd of smelly, rowdy people hanging around a restaurant don’t exactly say “bon appetit” to a prospective diner (not to mention the smell of urine and poop.) BTW, Obama and Pelosi support the pooping and Elizabeth Warren created the “intellectual foundation” for it.