I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Devastating CNN Video: Obama Knew About Fast & Furious Before Holder Claims He Knew. Eric Holder must love Sargent Schultz from Hogan’s Hero’s. I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!

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Windmills to shut at night following demise of rare bat. Somebody made toothpicks out of Babe Ruth’s bat? No, they’re shutting down an entire wind farm during the nighttime hours because an endangered species of bat was found under one of the windmills. Nobody knows for sure the windmill killed it, but “innocent until proven guilty” is for terrorists, not windmills. And what about the folks who used the electric power the farm generated? They’re going batty.

Obama administration ‘bailed out’ GM salmon firm.. “Campaigners say $500,000 grant was made to AquaBounty despite evidence that the firm could soon run out of cash.” More fishy doings from Loans Я U.S. the Obama Administration.

‘You can go to the bathroom… but only three times each semester’: Parents’ fury at high school’s new rules. Here we go! More dumbassed teachers. If they keep this up we’ll need a special education section for the over abundance of special educators. In the meantime, we hope all the students ask to go to the principals office and relieve themselves in one of his desk drawers.

Obama has voiced support for OWS at every opportunity, but nixed a chance to meet the activists in person during his Southern non-campaign bus trip. The OWS folks’ reaction to this was to chant “Hey Obama, I’m no fool, I know you’re a corporate tool.” But to be fair, Obama’s bus is well-appointed and likely fit for one of the Saudi kings he likes to bow to. Would you let people who poop in the streets on a chariot like that?

THRIVE: What On Earth Will It Take? Just when you think you’ve seen it all… here’s the Alien, Rockefeller, Big Oil, Space Energy, Evil Government (and just about every looney idea EVER thought of) conspiracy exposed! Kids – take this as a warning. DO NOT DO DRUGS.

Mystery of the West Wing hole. Is Obama building a super-bunker under the White House (or maybe he’s treating himself to a swimming pool?) Speculation swirls as the “hole” in the house – digs a hole under the house. Well, that’s one way to fake those shovel-ready jobs. Let us know what YOU think he’s up to!

Obama’s Big Green Mess. Revelations of waste, fraud and abuse in the Obama Administration’s “green” agenda as reported by NEWSWEEK! So, we’re not all socialists anymore? A liberal Democrat losing Newsweek is kinda like a Politburo member losing Pravda.

Harry Belafonte Sleeps Through Live TV Interview as Anchors Crack Up. Harry’s really on top of things. He complains about Herman Cain being a “false negro” but can’t even stay awake for a TV interview. Harry? It’s day-o, not night-o!

The Free Lunch Myth Wouldn’t you love to see this nobel laureate debate Obama?

Despite what the richy-rich bourgeois bohemians would have you believe they are the “one percent”. They are richer than many people in this country. They are richer than most people in the world. And yet they stand with their hands out. Demanding the workers of this nation pay for their useless degrees. Demanding that the workers pay for their living expenses. Demanding the system squeeze ever more out of the tax payers so they can maintain a lifestyle they are not willing to contribute to. Meanwhile suffering around the world continues and escalates. And that suffering cannot so easily be alleviated by the kindness of the productive class in this country. Not so long as they insist on taking even more of the ever dwindling surplus that remains after our efforts. Note: There are more graphic videos on the internet than this one. And the real suffering around the world can easily be seen.

Elizabeth Warren: “I’m going for the hick vote.” “’I’m a new category, an elite hick,’ said Warren, on the ‘Left Ahead’ podcast. ‘I don’t even know what to say about that one,’ she said, laughing.” We know what to say about it but the editor won’t let us do so in print. BTW, did she say “hick” or “hack”?

Thieves preying on fellow protesters. While we don’t condone theft there does seem to be something fitting about this. After all the whiney-whine percent is looking to prey on the labor and property of the middle class.

Police worry that The Flea Baggers might try to disrupt the World Series. Good thinking guys! There is no better way to gain the sympathy of the average Joe or Jane than by interfering with their sporting events. Especially after they spent all day laboring away to earn enough money to pay your fair share.

Fox News broadcaster Geraldo Rivera attacked with white powder at Occupy Wall Street… making it the SECOND time he’s had issues with the protesters. Finally! The OWS gets somthing right and attacks Geraldo. Keep up the good work!

So, Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Does he talk?” Parrot says, “Not without a teleprompter.” “President Obama had beers the other day with four unemployd construction workers. Obama asked what it’s like to lose their jobs. And they said ‘Oh you’ll see.'” Thanks everybody, he’ll be here each nite until at least January 2013 (unless we get really lucky.)

That Damn Columbus, Part I: He caused global cooling. It’s really tough to keep up with the lunatic left’s global warming/global cooling theories. Check this one: “The European conquest of the Americas decimated the people living there, leaving large areas of cleared land untended. Trees that filled in this territory pulled billions of tons of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, diminishing the heat-trapping capacity of the atmosphere and cooling climate,” says Richard Nevle, a geochemist at Stanford University.” Of course, scientists believe the Atlantic ice pack began to grow in about 1250, which predated Columbus’ first voyage by about 242 years, but why let science get in the way of a theory that simultaneously promotes global warming and condemns an important historical white European male? That’s like winning the daily double for a liberal.

America breathes a sigh of relief: Obama’s teleprompter stolen. “A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.” Police have no suspects, but Obama reportedly blamed George Bush.

The road to nowhere. Orlando, Florida has officially opened Barack Obama Parkway, a one-way street on which you can only turn to the left. (rimshot) It starts off nicely, but most people grow disappointed before they get to the end of the road. (rimshot) Problem is, they thought it was going to lead them in one direction, but it took them somewhere completely different. (rimshot) Thank you. Thank you very much. We’ll be here all week.

Conspicuous consumption. This Occupy Denver protestor wants to eat the rich, but the rich are a tough bunch, which will make their consumption all that much more difficult for a guy who appears to have one tooth.

America must manage its decline?: Recently I met a retired British diplomat who claimed with some pride that he was the man who had invented the phrase, “the management of decline”, to describe the central task of British foreign policy after 1945. “I got criticised,” he said, “but I think it was an accurate description of our task and I think we did it pretty well.”. That may be all well and good for the British, but their decline came as the sun finally set on their empire. That is the consequence of being a tiny island nation that didn’t always have enough to get by. But the promise of America lay in the bounty of our resources as well as our people. And we must learn to use them again. After all who is there to turn towards if we decline . . . China?

Wall St. Insider: Obama admin told by unions to lend support to OWS protests. “Unions are holding a gun to the head of America’s free market system and they appear increasingly willing to pull the trigger. These protests are an extension of that willingness.” Well, the Obama administration is in bed with the unions, the GM bankruptcy is proof of that. The goal appears to be violence, destabilization of the system and the end of capitalism.

Secret Occupy Wall Street Training Camp Video. We have received a secret training video from the Occupy Wall Street gang HQ hidden deep in the Catskills.

OWS leaders now sporting bizarre neo-swastika. The orange tic-tac-toe thing on the “community organizer’s” right sleeve is supposedly just a Twitter hashtag, but remember the Nazi swastika originally was a good luck charm from ancient India before morphing into the universal symbol of fascism. And next, a Starbucks putsch? BTW, who does she remind you of? David Bowie maybe?

A young Michael Moore trying to take on someone of intelligence. This clip shows a young Michael Moore being schooled by Milton Friedman. Moore obviously didn’t learn anything from the encounter.

Correction. Not the “real” Michael Moore. This is from the person who posted the YouTube video: “Holy cow! I never thought this video would get so many views. I uploaded it as a joke – this is not the real Michael Moore (although if you add some neckfat it would be hard to tell the difference). I meant “A Young Michael Moore” in the sense that a child who is great at basketball is a “Young Michael Jordan”. Nevertheless, I’m glad it stirred some debate in the comment section, it’s a great back and forth between Friedman and the kid, IMO. I thought the metaphor would be obvious, seeing as how the kid is a skinny redhead, while Michael Moore… well, isn’t a skinny redhead. I apologize for the confusion.”

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