I HATE THE MEDIA ™

What NOT to do if your gun stops working: Lucky gun owner looks down barrel and blows hat off his head. So, we have to wonder if this is the official operation gun runner method of checking firearm malfunctions. It seems like something the Obama administration dufuses would approve of.

Obama plans to turn anti-Wall Street anger on Mitt Romney, Republicans. Do you think the zombie-sheep will vote against Obama when they actually realize he’s the one who gave away all the stimulus money to the banks and now defunct solar companies? Naaah. Naaah.

Activist Judge Blocks Release of Kagan’s ‘Obamacare’ Communications. More transparency from the Obama administration. We think liberals use a special dictionary where transparency is defined as meaning (1) hide, (2) block (3) obfuscate (4) lie.

Sean Penn Summarizes Anti-Obama Tea Party Sentiment: ‘Can We Just Lynch Him?’ Sean shows amazing racism in this clip. Sean, if the Tea Party is so racist then why is Herman Cain leading in many polls? Go to 5:35 if you want to miss a lot of blathering.

http://youtu.be/7qWHZtooSWA

The inconvenient truth that the “I Am The 99 Percent” crowd refuses to face. OWS is protesting the wrong bag of leeches.

Vice President ‘Dirty Harry’? Tapes reveal how Bush Snr considered Clint Eastwood as a running mate. We’d pay money to see Clint stick a Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum up Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s nose and tell him make my day punk.

Former NYC detective says he and colleagues fabricated drug charges to meet arrest quotas. Crooks in Washington DC go free while innocent folks in NYC get busted. Something is seriously wrong in the US today and it starts with those at the top, for as we all know sh*t rolls downhill. That’s the new Sherlock Holmes in the picture below.

Ed Schultz, host of MSNBC’s the Ed Show, believes that Republican presidential contender Herman Cain is pandering to “white Republicans out there who don’t like black folks” Cain is the sort of person that racists like Ed Schultz fear the most. A powerful black man that succeeded without the “charity” of the white liberal savior.

War Number Four! With boots on their way to the grounds of Africa the White House must be breathing a sigh of relief that so many of the peaceniks retired mere moments before his inauguration.

Illinois man killed trying to steal live power lines. “Authorities near Alton in southwestern Illinois are investigating the electrocution of a man whose body was found near snipped electrical power lines investigators believe he was trying to steal.” Sounds like power spoke truth to him.

A new psychoanalitic book due out week, Obama on the Couch reveals that Obama has spent much of his life seeking out father figures. The author, professor Justin Frank, cites Joe Biden and Rev. Jeremiah Wright as examples of those “father figures.” Talk about looking for love in all the wrong places… Seriously, there’s nothing like having one’s head shrunk by someone whose own noggin’ is a a few pounds short of fully inflated.

Emails expose #OccupyWallStreet conspiracy to “destabalize” global markets, governments. Seems the fist of fascism is hiding inside the smelly sock puppet. Cui bono? (“To whose benefit?”) It doesn’t take a Harvard grad to figure it out.

Lanny Davis wants Republicans to stop picking on Eric Holder. In step with recent anti-bullying campaigns across the nation, Lanny says it’s unfair to expect the poor guy to remember a “high-risk, politically-motivated, multi-department, multi-agency plot that measured its success in the body count of Mexican citizens.” Gosh, he had other stuff on his mind, ya know?

Occupy This you effin, smelly, Marxist Bums!

Obama wants a national infrastructure bank to fund more pet Democrat special interest projects. Since congress failed to approve his “pass this jobs bill now” bill, the Twinkler-in-Chief has to find a new way to pass slush funds to his cronies. Having the pols run a bank is like having an alcoholic run a liquor store.

How Did Obama Know About ‘Fast And Furious’ Before Holder? Obama: I heard about it on the news in March (not likely unless the announcers talked about it during the NCAA tournament.) Well, it was all Blagojevich’s doing! Wait, wrong city, wrong scandal. Uh, um… somebody turn on that damn teleprompter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBIWSyoe6vA&feature=player_embedded#!

Speculation about Hillary for Biden swap annoys White House. While speculation of the Hillary for Obama swap scares the ever-loving wagyu beef byproduct out of them.

FAA Investigates Skydiving Sex Stunt. Apparently these guys were doing more than just going down.

WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY! Damn that Ann Coulter. We were just about to re-brand the OWS movement with the super awesome term Flea Baggers but it looks like the Queen of Snark beat us to it again!

What do poor Africans know that OWS protestors don’t? That the way out of poverty is entrepreneurship and small businesses, not freebies.

FBI Insider: Obama Administration Likely Manufactured Dubious Terror Plot. “Because no information about the plot even exists within FBI channels.” I can hear them now – let’s see should we blame Bush or tell everyone that the weapons of mass destruction thing fooled us, too?

http://youtu.be/WfsWIoO2CPc

Emanuel: Budget with new taxes, sewer revamp a ‘great jobs bill’. “For a mayor who once promised to erase a $635.7 million shortfall without raising taxes, Rahm Emanuel sure is digging deeply into taxpayers’ pockets — to the tune of nearly $220 million in taxes, fines and fees.” WAKE UP CHICAGO! Time to feed the corrupt machine! Oh and those sewer jobs sound pretty crappy.

The top 20 Stars supporting Occupy Wall Street have a combined net worth of $1,685,500,000. A “grass-roots movement” supported by multi-millionaires, like Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama who bailed out the banks the OWSers are protesting. Or Alec Baldwin, who does TV ads for banks like the ones OWSers are protesting. If OWS really wants to eat the rich, there’s quite a few tasty morsels nearby.

In the midst of a deteriorating advertising climate, The NY Times plans to eliminate up to 20 newsroom positions and seek additional savings in the business units, the company said Thursday. Surely, true progressives like Krugman and/or Friedman will volunteer to proffer their baloney wisdom for nothing so that the 20 proles can keep their jobs. It’s not like either of them need the money. Tax the rich!

Executive Dictatorship. Above the law.