I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Survey: Jewish support for Obama drops to 45%. Oy veh! It’s about time more of the Jewish community woke up to the fact that Obama isn’t their guy and probably won’t have Israel’s back if something happens.

Obama: “Pass my jobs bill!” Reid: “After our vacation (maybe.)” Well, if Obama can go on vacation(s), so can the senate. Harry’s not dragging his feet, he’s just trying to scrape a crappy stimulus bill off of his shoes. And his desk.

NC governor recommends suspending democracy to focus on jobs.This sounds batshit crazy but we think this is yet more proof the Dem are running scared that they’re not going to be the majority anywhere after the 2012 election. What better way to stave off big losses than to postpone the election?

Creator of Bye Bye Mosque Game Faces up to 2 Years in Prison. Personally, a “Shoot a Missile up Mohammad’s Butt” sounds like a better game… but we’re not allowed to even say that. And our apologies to the actual Mohammad Butt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYq15OjSWic&feature=player_embedded#!

Obama Fundraising Suffers Huge Drop-off. “This helps explain the vitriol Obama has been dumping out on the campaign trail. He needs to get people motivated to send him their money, and if he can get the hating thing going … maybe they’ll part with some cash.”

Obama. The AntiChrist. We’re not sure about AntiChrist, but Anti-Christ sounds about right. In fact, he’s the hyphenated President – Anti-jobs, Anti-economy, Anti-common sense, Anti-business, Anti-freedom, Anti-quated.

O-bummer! MTV tunes out prez campaign. “Viacom’s unit took a few weeks before getting back to the campaign to decline its invitation, saying that it doesn’t do political work.” Sounds like code for – sorry loser, we’re not having you drag our ratings down.

Doctors And AMA Split Over Contentious Issue Of ObamaCare. “The survey — conducted by physician recruitment firm Jackson & Coker — is a brutal indictment of both the AMA and ObamaCare. Just 13% of doctors agree with their trade association’s support of the health reform law.” What’s really brutal is what Obamacare will do to healthcare and the country.

Chart: How the Climate Change Deniers Won. They just can’t bring themselves to admit that the science isn’t settled, so they put up a big chart and blame everyone they can think of as if it’s a giant conspiracy. It’s a lame excuse for bad science if you ask us.

DNC’s Wasserman Schultz Faces Off With RNC’s Reince Priebus. Reince tells dumb Debbie that the Obama campaigns new bumper sticker should be “Hey, it coulda been worse.” This is at about 4:12.

http://youtu.be/Cl6JkgNjLn4

Chased home: Mob attacks man in his house. ” ‘We got you, you white mother——-!’ ” LaVelle said he heard someone yell in the “mob” of black and Hispanic youths.” Want to bet no one is charged with a racial hate crime?

“Testy” Obama tells BET interviewer targeting programs to help one community “is not how America works.” Yeah, but what the hell does Obama know about how America works? What the hell does Obama know about WORK? Apparently, targeting a community to gin up votes for Obama’s foundering campaign IS how America works.

Obama: “My new jobs bill will put millions to work making unicorn food.”

NY drops eye test for driver’s license renewal. Well, they long ago dropped the requirement that politician’s have a brain, so who needs glasses?  

Geithner says WH “jobs” plan a good deal at $200K per job. Turbo Tax Timmy says the WH plan is better than the alternative, which he misleading states is doing nothing. The REAL alternative is to fire Obama & Timmy, then watch the economy take off like gangbusters as the “regime uncertainty” is lifted. That alternative would cost taxpayers nothing and the private sector would create lotsa jobs on its own. The reason, as the man who couldn’t make Turbo Tax work likely doesn’t know, is that employment is a SIDE EFFECT OF ECONOMIC ACTIVITY… what part of that don’t these people understand? All of it.

‘Solar Decathalon’ Sign Powered by Gas Generator. Find the generator in the picture. We guess Solyndra wasn’t available last weekend. If this is one of their brightest ideas we’re in trouble.

Homeland Security Released Terror Operative Who Illegally Crossed Border. Read all about Homeland Security’s new terrorist catch-and-release program at the border. Remember this next time Janet Reno Napolitano tells you our southern border is secure. I wonder if they had the ATF give him a few machine guns as a consolation prize?

Too hot for politics? Canadian MP at centre of Photoshopping controversy after cleavage is mysteriously retouched. She should have seen the Uni-Boob surgeon and saved all that photoshop work!

Woman left with ‘uniboob’ after botched surgery leaves her breasts joined together. That is ONE nice puppy!

U.S. Hikers Leave Iran Prison Fitter With Sean Penn to Thank. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are truly blessed. Introducing the NEW Sean Penn Diet! It’s simple if you follow these easy rules. 1. Innocently get caught within the poorly marked border of Iran – Easy! 2. Get ready for the real weight loss as you’re starved and kept in a dark basement – sure you might get rickets from the lack of vitamin D, but think of how you’ll look in that new SPEEDO! WOW! and 3. Hope to hell you get out alive! But hey, that’s the fun right? This is where you learn to workout with water bottles and make shoe laces out of your blindfolds. Aw, thanks Sean!!

Obamacare appears headed for Supreme Court. The Obama administration chose not to ask the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to re-hear a pivotal health reform case Monday, signaling that it’s going to ask the Supreme Court to decide whether President Barack Obama’s health reform law is constitutional. Don Surber suggests Obama may be hoping the Supreme Court invalidates it and removes a major reason for public disapproval of his presidency while letting him blame someone else for its demise. We will cheer if the Court cuts the monster’s throat but it won’t make us like Obama any better.

Gallup: Nearly half now say government poses immediate threat to individuals’ rights and freedoms. “This view is much more pronounced among Republicans (61%) and independents (57%) than among Democrats (28%)… Must be more of that latent raaaaacism at work; folks become unreasonably paranoid when the country is being run by an incompetent black Marxist idiot.

Obama’s approval rating among janitors … uhhh … Jews craters to just 45%. Politico reports that “The American Jewish Committee’s annual survey of its constituents (and this is American Jewish adults, not voters) is out today, and shows the sort of dramatic drop in support for Barack Obama that you’ve seen in a range of polls. Last year, 57% of American Jews approved of his performance; now he’s at 45%, bad news in a heavily Democratic group.” Consider it proof that the Jews know a schlemiel when they see one.

“Who understands this gibberish of the President of the United States in front of the General Assembly?” Who said it? (a) Newt Gingrich, (b) Michele Bachmann, (c) Herman Cain, (d) Ron Paul, or (e) None of the above. If you guessed, (e) you are correct. That’s actually a quote from Fidel Castro. Is it possible that Obama will lose his once firm grip on the leftist dictator endorsement?

Freudian slip: “You don’t want billionaires to pay the same tax rate as Jew … uhhh … janitors.” Sigmund Freud said “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” And sometimes an anti-Semite is just an anti-Semite.

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Ruff tide: California dogs compete in annual canine SURFING contest. Time for a break from the snark. This was so cute we had to post it.