I HATE THE MEDIA ™

The upside of collectivism… Elizabeth Warren argues for redistribution of hot sex. Well, Bill Clinton and JFK tacitly agreed it was part of the social contract but we don’t recall them campaiging for shared sacrifice.

Crony Socialism: Obama Gives $737 Million to Solar Firm Linked to the Pelosi Clan. “It’s as if Solyndra never happened. The Obama Administration is giving $737 million to a Tonopah Solar, a subsidiary of California-based SolarReserve. PCG is an investment partner with SolarReserve. Nancy Pelosi’s brother-in-law happens to be the number two man at PCG.” $737 million divided by 45 permanent jobs = $16,377,777 per job, go figure.

RICK PERRY: Shooting Snipers Rifles is ‘My Golf.” Something tells us that if Perry gets elected President that no one better break into the White House at 3AM.

Chris Christie. His Question & Answer period after Reagan Library speech. Hard for anyone to deny the logic of this man’s views. We need more common sense and less communism.

Climate change: It’s all in the thermometer, stupid. “An independent climate science think tank produces evidence from a leading infrared thermometer manufacturer proving that climatologists were mistakenly taking incorrect readings of atmospheric temperatures. Latest findings are set to trigger a paradigm shift in climate science.” More unsettling news for the settled science.

Massachusetts Muslim man accused of plotting to “turn the tables” on the U.S. military by targeting the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol with unmanned drones packed with explosives. Reportedly an American citizen with a degree in physics from Northeastern University, so he’s probably just some Tea-Partyer still upset about Obamacare.

Republican presidential hopeful Rick Perry shares a few poignant thoughts via some very Bad Lip Reading.

Disgusting PETA ad targets shark attack victims saying it is ‘payback.’ Evidently the asinine people at PETA think Jaws was the hero. We would suggest all PETA members immediately go for a swim in shark infested waters and see if they care a whit if you’re a vegan or not.

Teacher and cheerleading coach ‘had sex with three students and then tried to commit suicide by driving off a cliff’. The amazing part of this story? That there’s a cliff in Kansas!

Romney has raised more than twice as much money from Wall Street as Obama, an edge gained in part by luring away at least 100 donors, mostly investors, who backed the president in 2008. “It’s going to be very hard for the president to bash the rich and create jobs at the same time.” Not to mention raising money from them.

Tesla: another loan, please. $635 million wasn’t enough? Making affordable cars? Affordable for who? The rich?  The Roadster base price is $109,000 and the new Model S base price is $57,400. We smell another Solyndra in the works.

Google To Build Three Data Centers In Asia, Investment To Exceed $200 Million. Obama’s class-warfare rhetoric inspires a capital strike in the US while his BFFs, such as GE and Google, create facilities and jobs overseas. Does anyone else get the feeling he’s trying to drive capital offshore and destroy the American economy? The Manchurian candidacy?

“Obama’s lecture on the euro crisis … is overbearing, arrogant and absurd.” That was the German newspaper Bild’s response to Obama lecturing the Europeans on their financial troubles. Welcome to our world, Bild.

Obama threatens America: “We’re gonna have problems” if you don’t want tax hikes. The President said, “If we don’t get our fiscal house in order in a way that is fair and equitable, so that everybody feels like they have responsibilities to not only themselves and their families but also to the country that has given them so much opportunity, we’re going to have problems.” It would have been a lot more believable if he’d delivered the line while doing an Edward G. Robinson impression. “Yeah, we’re gonna have problems, you dirty rats.”

http://youtu.be/Qtcgpm0xBNY

“Obama’s lecture on the euro crisis … is overbearing, arrogant and absurd. … In a nutshell, he is claiming that Europe is to blame for the current financial crisis, which is ‘scaring the world.’ Excuse me?” Europe discovers beneath those styofoam columns is a styrofoam politician. How does one say STFU in German? Ooops, never mind, they just did.

Looks like Bobby Jindal may eke out a win. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has more than $7.7 million in his campaign chest. The best-financed competitor, Democrat Tara Hollis, has $4,612. That’s a problem for Louisiana Democrats because they can’t buy many votes with just $4,612. Hell, they can’t even buy donuts for the campaign staff.

Reality rears its ugly head: Newsweek editor admits Obama “wasn’t ready” to be President. Uber liberal Tina Brown hopes New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn’t run for President because he isn’t ready for the job and then admits the unadmittable: “Actually, I just hope he doesn’t, because in the end, you know, his tremendous misgivings, maybe he is right. I mean, we had this with Obama. He wasn’t ready, it turns out, really.” Raaaacist.

The man packing a dozen peckers in his pants: Traveller arrested smuggling live hummingbirds in his trousers. Think maybe this guy should hook up with Octomom?

‘So HIGH… good munchies’: Cops ‘ate pot brownies they had confiscated from teenager.’ Finally! Something better than donuts!

Andy Rooney plans to retire. Good riddance to bad roughage.

Facebook is watching you – even when you’re NOT logged in: Social network giant in new privacy row. Zuckerberg is a spying little weasel. Too bad someone doesn’t kick his weaselly ass.

Rich, liberal, retired Googler coos to Obama, “Would you please raise my taxes?” What are the odds that Obama would pick this guy at random to ask a question at a public townhall meeting? About one in 300,000, the 300,000 being the number of dollars he’s donated to the Democrats over the last decade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeRi1WU7aNw

Thousands Line Up In Philadelphia For Food Stamps. Please note the prominence of the Free Obama Phones! Oh, and Gucci purses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pezJsSkON7Y

Thought it couldn’t get any worse than Solyndra? “President Obama’s nominee for Commerce secretary served as chairman of the board of a solar energy company that recently received a $1.37 billion federal loan guarantee.” Sigh, another day another payoff from the most corrupt transparent administration in history.

Axelrod: Obama faces ‘titanic struggle’ for re-election. Our sentiments exactly. Wake us up for the part when he starts to go “glub, glub!”