I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Huge Tumbling Satellite Could Fall to Earth Over US Tonight or Saturday, NASA Says. Perhaps Michael Moore’s gravitational pull will attract all the debris to him. In case it doesn’t, I think I’ll sleep in my car under an overpass tonight.

Obama Administration to Ban Asthma Inhalers Over Environmental Concerns. The FDA said Thursday patients who use the epinephrine inhalers to treat mild asthma will need to switch by Dec. 31 to other types that do not contain chlorofluorocarbons, an aerosol substance once found in a variety of spray products. Ummm, will waivers be available for friends of the regime? Or will sufferers have to go down to a streetcorner instead of the drugstore: “Yo, check it out… I got weed, meth, crack and now asthma inhalers!” Is calling it a “black market” raaaaacist?

Media carries with it a credibility that is totally undeserved. Simply put, the Gell-Mann amnesia effect states that if journalists understand little about your field of expertise (in Nobel-winner Murray Gell-Mann’s case, physics) they probably know nothing about anyone else’s either. But when you turn the page, you forget the errors and assume the next story is somehow accurate. Amnesia.

Obama: “We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.” INTERcontinental, as in the railroad that goes to Europe from the 57 states??? That must’ve been where all those railroad guys learned to speak Austrian, not to mention the corpsemen. Yeah, we’re sorry to keep beating a dead brain but we’ve been out of work for a while and we’ve got to pass the time somehow.

Twin Towers made of Korans: Artists spread message of peace using Islam holy books. One of the verses on that yellow tape? Qur’an 8:59: “The infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them.” More of the verses here.

Michael Moore Threatens Violence: “The smart rich know they can only build the gate so high.” In Michaels case it’s not how high the gate is, but how wide.

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Best line from the GOP debate. “My neighbor’s dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this administration.”
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Michael Moore threatens the rich – Let’s “Deal With It Nonviolently Now” Two things, MiMo: (1) Most of the rich are DEMOCRAT supporters, but if you want to riot on their doorstep, go right ahead (2) YOU’RE RICH, thanks to the propaganda films you’ve been making for 20 years and charging gullible idiots big bucks to see. Haven’t spotted you giving away any free tickets to your junk lately (although even at that price, your “films” aren’t worth the cost.)

Unemployment falls unexpectedly…. in Poland! Poland’s jobless rate fell faster than expected in August – to 11.6 percent from 11.7 percent the month before. The unemployment rate has now fallen for six consecutive months. The Poles are telling American jokes these days. Here’s one: how many lightbringing demigods does it take to create a job? Just one, but the trick is to get him to resign.

Lawrence O’Donnell gets all hot and sweaty as Levi Johnston reads sexual passage from new book. O’Donnell does the impossible – he makes Johnston appear to be the classiest guy in the room.

Flashback: Obama will create more jobs in 2010 than entire Bush presidency. Uh huh Debbie, that must be one helluva bong you have. Looks like someone forgot to buy some shovels. Found on YouTube so no link.

Americans estimate that the federal government wastes 51 cents of every dollar it spends, a new high in a Gallup trend question first asked in 1979. The low point in the trend was 1986 when the estimate was 38 cents. Let’s see, who was president then? Yeah, we WISH Obama was more like him. But we have a proposal for Lizzy Borden Warren: since you people WASTE more than half the money you take from us, we should be able to just give you 49% and nothing much would change, right? Well, nothing much besides the economy recovering, unemployment decreasing, minor stuff like that.

55% of Americans join us in saying, “I hate the media.” According to a new Gallup poll, “The majority of Americans still do not have confidence in the mass media to report the news fully, accurately, and fairly. The 44% of Americans who have a great deal or fair amount of trust and the 55% who have little or no trust remain among the most negative views Gallup has measured.” ‘Bout damn time, people.

New Theory on World Trade Center Collapse Blames Explosive Chemical Reaction Tell Charlie Sheen to put that in his bong and toke it.

The lesson of government waste, whether on $16 muffins or $535 million loan guarantees to solar power companies or $48 billion in “improper” Medicare payments, is one worth relearning every day. “Managers whose budgets do not depend on customer satisfaction and who do not face competitive pressure in the marketplace, will not, on balance, spend their money wisely. Vendors selling to those managers know that price matters much less than it does to, say, Wal-Mart.” Paging Elizabeth Warren! The problem is not how much WE make, the problem is how much YOU spend.

Classless warfare: “I .. I … I … I … I’m … I’m a warrior for the middle class. I’m happy to fight for the middle class,” President Obama said. Yeah, it’s understandable that he’d have trouble getting those words out of his mouth.

U.S. delegation walks out of UN speech by Iranian president Ahmadinejad as he calls 9/11 ‘a mystery.’ The real mystery is why Seal Team 6 hasn’t paid this moron a visit.

Dems face woes after campaign treasurer’s arrest. Officials are unsure what Kinde Durkee did with the $700,000, but they’re pretty damn certain it wasn’t spent on personal grooming.

On Thursday, House leaders will pay tribute to Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY), 9 months after the House formally censured the former chairman of the Ways and Means Committee. Gee, in a few more months, they should be ready to celebrate Anthony Weiner with a blown-up photo from his Twitter account. Good thing Charlie Manson ain’t in Congress…. uh, he ISN’T, is he? Of course not, but we had to ask given the way things are going in California these days.

Long-Lost Moon Rock Turns Up In Clinton Papers. “A long-lost, highly valuable Moon rock brought back from the Apollo 17 mission has turned up in the files of Bill Clinton.” The timeless Bill Clinton response, “Uh, how did THAT get in THERE!?”

I’m Warren Buffett’s Secretary. It’s amazing people still fall for this kind of advertising. But then again, all it took was a four letter word to get them to vote for a nincompoop. Let’s hope it doesn’t happen again…

Obama’s Golf Buddy to be Investigated for Funneling Grants Resulting in Hundreds of Thousands in Stolen Cancer Research Funds. More corruption from the most transparent administration ever? I wonder who tells the Doctor where to funnel those funds? Couldn’t be that skinny guy in the photo could it?

U.S. Charges Bass Pro Shops With Racial Bias. Way to go AG Holder. I can hear you at your morning meeting eating $16 dollar muffins: Operation Gun Runner? Never heard of it. Solyndra? What’s that? I know! Lets have EEOC prosecute Bass Pro Shops! They’re a real threat to the USA!

Oops, Obama touts his jobs plan today at an Ohio bridge that won’t qualify. Well, what do you expect from a president that’s unqualified? Talk about a bridge to nowhere. The same place Obama is leading the whole country to. Nowhere.

Hollywood Accounting: 30 years on, “Return of the Jedi” has yet to make a profit. The actor who played Darth Vader has yet to collect a residual: …big studios set up “corporations” for each movie, specifically designed to “lose money,” often by paying money back to the studio itself. Basically, the studio sets up this “company,” but then charges the company a huge “fee,” such that the company itself rarely, if ever, becomes profitable. Sounds a lot like green energy “investments.” Now you know why they’re all Democrats.