I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Most of the August UK rioters were at best repeat offenders and at worst career criminals, rather than the “desperate poor”, which will come as no surprise to those who noted that the looters were stealing TVs, iPhones and Nikes, rather than bread and warm clothing. Another glib Leftist meme gets blown to hell, but like Marxism itself, repeated failures don’t discourage these clowns from trotting out the same old, tired, WRONG crap every time. When you’re desperately trying to stop the implosion of a bankrupt ideology, keep flinging nonsense and hope some of it sticks.

Botched U.S. Gun Smuggling Operation Let Grenades, IEDs ‘Walk’ Into Mexico. Yes, it wasn’t only guns folks. They not only let these explosives “walk” into Mexico, they let the guy making them walk, too. Within hours of his arrest.

Ah the new tone of reason and civility set forward by the liberals. If they’re not talking about bringing guns to the fight, calling Americans terrorists, telling their “enemies” to go to hell or promising to “take these son of bitches out” they’re playing video games in which they can slaughter “Tea Party zombies”. Nice. For our part we hope the Tea Party will respond by taking the high road and creating a video game based on an equally fantastic, but less violent, scenario. They could call this game “Low Unemployment”.

The Politico is reporting that Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is calling out web news aggregator Matt Drudge for suggesting that she’s an ogre eager to invade the privacy of Americans and in particular those who travel by air. Well Mr. Napolitano, if the jackboot fits . . .

Robert Redford, raaaaacist: “Since early August, three administration decisions — on Arctic drilling, the Keystone XL pipeline and the ozone that causes smog — have all favored dirty industry over public health and a clean environment. Like so many others, I’m beginning to wonder just where the man stands.” Like so many other Hollywood nitwits, Redford’s limos, private jets, air-conditioned mansion and heated pool apparently all run off unicorn farts. Oil is something he puts on arugula. Gas is something he passes after he eats arugula. But who are we to question a fellow raaaaacist? You show him, Bobby…. when you write your Obama 2012 campaign check, don’t get an erection. That’ll teach him.

Jay Carney gives the WH position on Teamster President Jimmy Hoffa’s “war” and “sons of bitches” comments: “The president wasn’t on stage, he didn’t speak for another 20 minutes, he didn’t hear it… Perhaps Obama ought to have his hearing tested as he didn’t hear the crap his buddy Rev. Wright spouted for the 20 years he sat in Wright’s church, either. Funny, Obama wasn’t in Afghanistan the night Osama was killed but he sure managed to hear about that and comment on it as well. Time for another Obama excuse: chronic convenient deafness: “I never heard the economy sucked!”

Although Obama has previously called for strategic government investments to stimulate the economy, only 37% of California voters said they favor such an approach. Instead, the Republican view — that slashing government spending to restrain the deficit will better lead to prosperity — was preferred by 49% of respondents, according to the survey sponsored by the USC Dornsife College of Letters, Arts and Sciences and The Times. Wow, Obamunism is such a failure even Californians are starting to notice. Obama’s “strategic government investments” is in reality a strategy for investing government money in his cronies’ bank accounts.

Romney outlines jobs plan before debate, president. Cut taxes, slap China, drill oil. Opponents would rather stay the course – even though we’re out of gas, out of money, and out in the middle of nowhere. Anyone else feel like every time a Dem gets into office it’s suddenly 1977 and they want to try every failed economic policy all over again?

Obama Justice Department Forces Banks to Make Risky Loans, Planting the Seeds of a Future Financial Crisis. And here we thought Barney Frank was bad. It’s extortion as taught by Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition.

Can the Postal Service be Saved? Another example of Congress protecting union workers.

Oliver Stone joins his son to plan documentary in Iran. First Michael Moore, now Oliver Stone? What is going on in Iran that’s so interesting? It looks to us like Stone & son are there ahead of Moore. We predict they’re gearing up to make a documentary after Moore arrives titled the Blob that Ate Iran.

City sewer engineer paid $775k in 2010, more than any NYC employee; thousands of workers get backpay. Six other senior Department of Environmental Protection workers made more than $700,000; 13 made in the $600,000 range, and 47 earned in the $400,000 or $500,000 range. And that doesn’t even include the bribes or kickbacks! Fogettaboutit.

Armageddon Alert: MSNBC criticizes Hoffa comments. Pinch me and wake me friggin’ up. I must be dreaming. Apparently Hoffa’s comments were so out of line that even MSNBC found them offensive.

Decomposing corpse found in suitcase on New York City street. Much to our surprise, it wasn’t the Obama presidency.

Nancy Pelosi is no longer being stimulated. Get this quote from TheHill.com: Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and House Democrats have dropped the word ‘stimulus’ from their vocabulary… Recognizing the unpopularity of the 2009 package, however, Democratic leaders have revised their message with less loaded language – ‘job creation’ instead of ‘stimulus’ and ‘Make it in America’ in lieu of ‘Recovery Act’ – in hopes of tackling the jobs crisis.” And in the spirit of compromise we are now saying horsefeathers instead of bullshit.

President Obama’s approval ratings, other numbers, sink to all-time low. He’s now being described as an “embattled” President. A better word would be “incompetent.”

Debbie Wasserman Schultz won’t condemn Hoffa’s “sons of bitches” comment no matter how many times Fox News asks. Our guess? She secretly thought the comment was sexist because it didn’t include daughters of bitches.

What is Christiane Amanpour thinking at the end of this video clip? (a) Thomas Friedman Paul Krugman is a complete loon, (b) Those evil Republicans are blocking Obama’s attempts to save the nation, or (c) I really loved that Home Alone movie.

Joe Biden tells AFL-CIO, “You are the only folks keeping the barbarians from the gates.” C’mon, Joe, take Richard Trumka out of his $2000 suit and put him in a bearskin vest and his picture goes with the word “barbarian” in the dictionary.

Swedish retail giant Ikea used political prisoners in East Germany as “slave labour” to make furniture, secret police files unearthed by a German broadcaster appear to show. Quoted in a Stasi file, Ingvar Kamprad, Ikea’s founder, said while he had no official knowledge of the use of prison labour, if it did indeed exist “in the opinion of Ikea it would be in society’s interests.” In 1942, Kamprad was a member of the New Swedish Movement, a fascist party supportive of the Nazis. Nazis and Commies, they go together like the Obamas and lavish taxpayer-funded vacations.

Bombshell: Elected Official Names Obama in Commission of Treason. Well, at least there’s one elected official in the USA who has some big cojones.

Sally Kohn asks: Do libertarians like Peter Thiel really want to live in America? We ask: Who is Sally Kohn?

Maxine Waters calls for a trillion dollar jobs program. But is reportedly willing to settle for just the trillion dollars.

Those hitting the road over the Labor Day weekend got hit in the pocketbook after gas prices nationwide rose by an additional 5.9 cents per gallon last week — to an average of $3.67 Monday. So cough it up America, those frequent Obama vacations aren’t gonna pay for themselves!

Want to see something really scary? Faster than a charging Kardashian! Able to empty big banks in a single minute! It’s a Bernanke! It’s a Geitner! It’s – (Warning! If you have epileptic seizures you may not want to watch this).