Whatever happened to the Lockerbie bomber since Gordon Brown’s government released the mass murderer from prison two years ago, ostensibly for “humanitarian purposes” since he only had three months to live. Well, the bastard’s not with his 72 virgins yet — he’s been living the life in a palatial villa in Tripoli, 21 months longer than our lying governments told us. It seems crime does pay, when an oil deal is involved.
Adult children sue parent over “bad mothering”
Raised in a $1.5 million Barrington Hills, Ill., home by their attorney father, two grown children have spent the last two years pursuing a unique lawsuit against their mom for “bad mothering” that alleges damages caused when she failed to buy toys for one and sent another a birthday card he didn’t like. Must be why Barack’s mom raised him in Hawaii. He woulda won this case given how great a lawyer he is and the fact that no jury would be raaaaacist enough to find against the distinguished plaintiff.
Global Warming strikes again – Mosquitoes disappearing in Africa
Global Warming strikes again – Mosquitoes disappearing in Africa. Oh, the woes of Global Warming! Scientists say climate change has killed off so many African mosquitoes that researchers can’t test their drugs in some areas… because there are no children left with malaria.
Uncle Onyango Obama arrested for DUI after almost slamming into police car.
Uncle Onyango Obama arrested for DUI after almost slamming into police car. Yes, it’s President Obama’s uncle. Will US Attorney General Eric Holder launch an investigation to see if this was a racist police car while conveniently forgetting Uncle Onyango is an illegal alien? How about another beer summit? Nah! Might result in another DUI.
Perry bills feds $349M for illegal immigrants.
Perry bills feds $349M for illegal immigrants. Feds quickly write Perry a bad check. Factoid: 90% of the Most Wanted in Los Angeles are illegal aliens from Mexico. ¡Arriba!
Out with Qaddafi and in with Al Qaeda
Out with Qaddafi and in with Al Qaeda. The Al Qaeda-linked, Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (LIFG), led by an al Qaeda veteran once captured and released by the CIA, now controls Tripoli strongholds. What, you haven’t heard of the LIFG? You might know them by their other name: “rebels.” You know, some of the freedom-loving protesters we backed to oust Qaddafi.
Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango Caught Posting Nude Pics On Grindr
Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango Caught Posting Nude Pics On Grindr. Roberto claims he was documenting his weight loss. Barney Frank immediately starts to probe.
Get a haircut so you don’t use your blow dryer so long and save the planet.
Get a haircut so you don’t use your blow dryer so long and save the planet. I can’t wait for the Goracle to pickup on this one. I wonder what his new coiffe will look like? Anyone ever hear of a towel?
Gore: AGW deniers like racists
Al Gore says AGW deniers are like raaaaacists. Hmmm, just like those not agreeing with Prez Obama. We’re starting to detect a pattern here.
CERN: ‘Climate models will need to be substantially revised’
Oil company shills at CERN: ‘Climate models will need to be substantially revised’. Al Gore’s settled science unsettled. A big ball of hot gas 93 million miles away from here has more effect on earth climate than a big tub of hot air living in a mansion in California would have you believe.
Now Banks Don’t Want Deposits
Another change you can’t believe (in): thanks to Obamanomics, banks don’t want deposits. We thought it was just sludge deposits or something they don’t want but, no, they don’t want money either. With the advent of the non-recovery recovery, it just sits in their vaults gathering dust like Mooch’s law degree.
Perfect Storm of Hype: Politicians, the media and the Hurricane Irene apocalypse that never was
“Perfect Storm of Hype: Politicians, the media and the Hurricane Irene apocalypse that never was.” We can’t take credit for that headline. It comes from the Telegraph UK. Isn’t a TV reporter standing amid raw sewage the perfect visual metaphor for this “crisis”?
Stephen King launches leftwing radio show.
Stephen King launches leftwing radio show. Stephen King is hoping to “make some people a little bit angry” with a new, left-leaning morning talk show. We think the only angry ones will be his sponsors when the show tanks.
Hilarious: MSNBC chooses former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin to discuss hurricane preparedness.
Hilarious: MSNBC chooses former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin to discuss hurricane preparedness. And in other news, Bill Clinton is slated to discuss sexual harassment in the workplace and Al Sharpton will give a tutorial on syntax.
Worker kills 3-foot rat in housing project
Worker kills 3-foot rat in housing project. Whew! What a relief! The story’s actually about a rat. When we read the headline we were afraid it was about Dennis Kucinich.
Why you should never, ever listen to Nobel Prize-winning New York Times Paul Krugman again. Ever.
Why you should never, ever listen to Nobel Prize-winning New York Times Paul Krugman again. Ever. This August 2, 2002 quote is all you need to know about the sagacity of Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman: “To fight this recession the Fed needs more than a snapback; it needs soaring household spending to offset moribund business investment. And to do that, as Paul McCulley of Pimco put it, Alan Greenspan needs to create a housing bubble to replace the Nasdaq bubble.”
At this rate every Chinese man, woman and child will be driving a Prius in just 1,350,000,000 years
At this rate every Chinese man, woman and child will be driving a Prius in just 1,350,000,000 years. One. Toyota sold one Prius last year in a nation of 1,350,000,000 people. “Hopes that the country will also become a pioneer in the shift towards ‘clean car’ technology have suffered a setback as the Chinese show little sign of interest in electric and hybrid vehicles despite ambitious government plans. Last year, Toyota managed to sell only one Prius – the world’s most commercially successful hybrid car – in the fastest-growing market. Sports utility vehicle sales, by contrast, are surging.”
It’s Nostra-dumbass! Astrologer predicted Henry VIII would marry well and take care of the church.
It’s Nostra-dumbass! Astrologer predicted Henry VIII would marry well and take care of the church. Italian William Parron’s 1503 forecasts could not have been further from the truth. Will the Obama administration hire him to replace Timmy “Turbo Tax” Geitner?
Rebels raise flag on Gaddafi’s compound
Rebels raise flag on Gaddafi’s compound. Oops. Sorry. Wrong photo. But in our defense, it was an easy mistake to make.
Couric’s new daytime talk show to be titled “Katie”
Couric’s new daytime talk show to be titled “Katie.” We can only guess that “Perky Little Twit” just didn’t focus group as well. Doug Steckler, guesting with Tim Conway Jr on KFI/Los Angeles commented, “No offense, Katie Couric, here’s a tip. If you’re going to get into the TV talk game, be prepared to give away cars. You’re going to have to give away something to get people to watch you.”
NBC criticized for lack of minorities in lead roles
NBC criticized for lack of minorities in lead roles. But … but … but they gave Al Sharpton his own show. What more do these damned activists want?
MSNBC officially gives Al Sharpton his own daily program: “PoliticsNation”
MSNBC officially gives Al Sharpton his own daily program: “PoliticsNation”. If you’ve ever wondered just how low MSNBC can go, this should answer the question. Resist we much. Watch we not so much.
Martin Luther King Jr’s family charges $800,000 to use his words and image on new Washington DC monument
Martin Luther King Jr’s family charged $800,000 to use his words and image on new Washington DC monument. So much for “Free at last, free at last.”
Pentagon bans farting in Afghanistan because it offends the natives
Pentagon bans farting in Afghanistan because it offends the natives. In other words, do not allow the Dogs of War to howl. Odd, is it not, that a country shrouded in the stench of camels and goats should be offended by odors that pale in comparison?
Cost of Michelle Obama’s Africa trip? Mmm mmm mmm it’s a state secret.
World Net Daily: Cost of Michelle Obama’s Africa Trip? Mmm mmm mmm it’s a state secret. So, Judicial watch is now suing to find out. Just the C-32 aircraft for the trip alone was $430,000.
