Bad news for collectors of Barack Obama art. The bottom has fallen out of the market.
The prices for bronze busts of Candidate Obama and President Obama have fallen even farther and faster than Rachel Maddow’s ratings. The Barack Obama busts, which were advertised for $899 as recently as December 2, can now be yours for just $199.
In retail parlance, it’s a giant doorbuster sale! All inventory must go! Everything is marked to sell! No offer will be refused! Next thing you know, they’ll be advertising Buy One, Get One Free!
$199? We say wait a couple more weeks. After Christmas, these things will be cheap enough to use a stocking stuffers next Christmas.
And years from now they’ll be sentimental reminders of that brief period of time in American history when people went nuts and made a completely unqualified socialist their President.
Oh, how you’ll sit back and laugh at the memories.
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This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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When it gets down to 99 cents give me a holler, I’ll put it in the garden with all the other gnomes, that seem to thrive well in my dog's yellow snow !!
This is Vince of Shamwow and if you call now you will get not one but two bronze busts of the greatest leader in world history for only $19.99 but you have to call now blah blah blah
I am waiting for the Bronzed Teleprompter myself.
Looking at that bust I notice a flaw: Obama is not bowing to anyone. And the artist says its a lifelike. Ha!
Just $199? Is that in USD? Maybe I should wait another year and buy one with RMB; that will have better leverage then for the purchase.
I think I'll get one. Its made of bronze and I can melt it down and use the metal to make frangible bullets (still allowed by the 2nd Amendment!) to help me survive the coming descent into social ruin that Obama is steering the USA into. Every year he is in office as POTUS is another year that civilization moves more toward becoming a real life version of Mad Max.
Now where can I get a Bronzed Long Form Birth Certificate for Barry Obama? Oh, like the real one- no such item exists.
You are good. Thanks for the great comments, I needed the ironic laugh.
Maybe they could throw in a free Nobel Peace Prize with every purchase. I'm expecting to find them in my cornflakes box any day now.
Hey why not? I also deserve a nobel peace prize. I brought peace between my dog and my cat today. That is more that what he has done.
There will be a market for them again in a few years when people start buying them to smash them... especially after the Bush tax cut dies next year.
LOL hilarious. There will be a point where they cannot be given away... although they should be given away for free after all wouldnt that be indicative of the Socialist Agenda?
We predict that someone will soon discover a subsection of a subparagraph of a subclause of the ObamaCare bill that requires each American citizen to purchase one. Of course, they will be given free to all illegal aliens.
Yikes wouldnt that be creepy? Although not wholly unbelievable considering that to be a FREE citizen of this country (as opposed to a jailed citizen) it seems necessary to purchase something that should be our choice like health insurance. Of course a non-citizen gets a pass.
I wouldnt be surprised if he or someone in his entourage would subtly indicate that to be in with the increasingly controlling government it would behoove the populace to have something with our dear leader's face at home.
Does it still come with the Chia-Obama?
Oh, how you’ll sit back and laugh at the memories, as you huddle in your cave gnawing furtively on a scavenged thigh bone.
The fire is lit.
They are afraid of the fire.
*gnaw, gnaw, munch, munch*