Rainbow and unicorn alert: Ann Curry wishes all weapons were inflatable toys

NBC’s Ann Curry was at her goofiest on Wednesday. And we don’t mean good goofy. She wishes all weapons were blowup weapons.

NBC’s Ann Curry was at her goofiest on Wednesday. And we don’t mean good goofy.

Russia has revealed that it has developed a realistic inflatable weapons designed to fool spy satellites. The Today Show news chick concluded the story by saying, “You might say the Russian Army is blowing up its own weapons. Russia’s military is investing in a new breed of inflatable decoy tanks, trucks and missile launchers made to appear real so they can even fool radar installations and spy satellites. Wish all weapons were like that.”

Yes, so do we Ann. Then when the bad guys attack us, we could simply pull out a pin and prick their dreams of world domination.

Now let’s all hold hands and sing Kumbaya.

H/T: NewsBusters.org

Ann Curry speaks to the Dalai Lama like he’s retarded

What’s with Ann Curry babytalking the Dalai Lama? She did everything but say, “C’mon, honey, pick up your toys and then let’s go night-night.”

What’s with Ann Curry babytalking the Dalai Lama? She did everything but say, “C’mon, honey, pick up your toys and then let’s go night-night.”

Maybe it was just a misguided attempt to show some kind of respect to a religious leader. Because, you know, all the world’s religious leaders like to be spoken to as if they’re two year olds.

Ann Curry leans forward, kisses Bill Clinton’s butt

The Today Show’s Ann Curry annoys us. Really annoys us.

Specifically, it’s her annoying interview technique that bugs us. The exaggerated, hunched over posturing toward the subject of her interview. The deep, serious voice she affects. Oh, yeah, and her softball questions.

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“Your wife is front and center as Secretary of State at a time when this world, this country is in a world of hurt,” she said to Bill Clinton on Monday’s Today Show. “What’s your faith in her?”

C’mon, Ann, what did she think he was going to say? “Well, she’s already pissed off the North Koreans. And the Palestinians say she’s no Madeleine Albright. But I’m just happy because the job keeps her away from Chappaqua.”

Ann Curry. Another reason we hate the media.

I HATE THE MEDIA ™
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