Tag: burka

Taliban transvestites attack NATO base

At least six Afghan insurgents were killed Saturday in an attack on a NATO military base, two of whom were wearing the Muslim full-body women’s burqas.

Taliban transvestites. What other conclusion can be drawn from this report from Afghanistan? None, we tell you. Absolutely none.

UPI (crap, we didn’t even know they were still in business) has the details:

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Transvestite Taliban getting ready for the catwalk. Or for a sneak attack. Which ever comes first.

At least six Afghan insurgents were killed Saturday in an attack on a NATO military base near Kabul, military officials said.

Three NATO soldiers were injured in the attack by the guerrillas, two of whom were wearing the Muslim full-body women’s burqas, The Washington Post reported.

The insurgents were armed with Kalashnikov automatic weapons, but didn’t breach the base’s perimeter, NATO said. U.S. military said its forces shot two of the attackers and the others detonated suicide bomb-vests.

The vests were made of a delicate lavender silk with traditional Afghan embroidery. The ensemble was completed with jaunty burqas from the Calvin Klein summer collection. Shoes by Dolce & Gabbana. Dynamite by Alfred Nobel.

Source: UPI

A case of mistaken identity

Covered from head to toe in a burqa, with just a slit through which to see, a Muslim woman charged with making a false complaint to police now argues she has been a victim of mistaken identity.

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If this were a Perry Mason novel, Erle Stanley Gardner would have called it The Case of the Baffling Burka.

The Sydney Daily Telegraph uncovers the story:

Covered from head to toe in a burqa, with just a slit through which to see, a Muslim woman charged with making a false complaint to police now argues she has been a victim of mistaken identity.

Carnita Matthews was stopped by an Australian policeman, who attempted to give her a random Breathalyzer test. She accused him of racism and said he attempted to forcibly remove her veil. Unfortunately for Carnita, the judge didn’t believe a word she said, found her guilty of making a false accusation and sentenced her to six months in jail.

In case you’re wondering, that’s Carnita on the left. Or maybe that’s her on the right. Hmmm. We’re really not sure.

H/T: Andrew Bolt

Uh-oh. Another racist government bans the burkha.

We’re told that Belgium is Islamophobic for banning the burkha! That France is Islamophobic for banning the burkha! But now that meme has been upset because – are you ready? – Syria has banned the burkha.

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France and Belgium welcome Syria to the OBBN (Organization of Burkha Banning Nations)

We’re told that Belgium is Islamophobic for banning the burkha! That France is Islamophobic for banning the burkha! But now that meme has been upset because – are you ready? – Syria has banned the burkha.

YNetNews.com has the unexpected news:

The Syrian minister of higher education has prohibited the entrance of veiled female students into universities and colleges throughout the country, news agencies reported Sunday.


Dr. Ghitath Barakat explained that the donning of face veils, which cover everything but the woman’s eyes, “opposes the morals and values of the academy”.

Barakat’s decree followed similar ones approved by a number of European parliaments, including Belgium and France.

Racists! Those damn Syrians are racists. Evil, Islamophobic racists.

H/T: Tim Blair

Why is that guy wearing a burkha? Oh, excuse us. That’s Rachel Maddow reporting live from Afghanistan.

Rachel Maddow, MSNBC hostess extraordinaire, has taken her road show to Kandahar, Afghanistan for a little of her special brand of impartial reporting.

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Rachel Maddow, MSNBC hostess extraordinaire, has taken her road show to Kandahar, Afghanistan for a little of her special brand of impartial reporting.

Far be it from us to cast aspersions, but good lord, man, faces like that are the reason they invented the burkha.

(Please note the remarkable maturity we’ve shown by not falling victim to our baser instincts and using the term Fagahnistan.)

H/T: American Power Blog

Crack IHTM research team discovers the reason for the burkha

This worldwide obesity chart shows the four countries with the fattest women are Qatar, Saudi Arabia, West Bank/Gaza and Lebanon. Suddenly, we understand why Muslim men demand that their women wear the burkha.

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"But she has a delightful personality."

Check out this worldwide obesity chart. It shows that the four countries with the fattest women are Qatar, Saudi Arabia, West Bank/Gaza and Lebanon.

Other top ten countries include Albania (70% Muslim), Bahrain, Egypt and the United Arab Emirates. Lurking just outside the top ten are Iran, Kuwait and Turkey.

Suddenly, we understand why Muslim men demand that their women wear the burkha.

H/T: The Big Feed, Factbook.net

Burkha Barbie: World’s most famous doll gets Islamified for her 50th birthday

Just in case your kids don’t get enough Islamic indoctrination, it’s Mattel to the rescue.

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Good news! Barbie has converted to Islam for her 50th birthday.

Just in case your kids don’t get enough Islamic indoctrination, it’s Mattel to the rescue.

The Daily Mail UK has the details:

One of the world’s most famous children’s toys, Barbie, has been given a makeover – wearing a burkha.

Wearing the traditional Islamic dress, the iconic doll is going undercover for a charity auction in connection with Sotheby’s for Save The Children.

More than 500 Barbies went on show yesterday at the Salone dei Cinquecento, in Florence, Italy.

Makers Mattel are backing the exhibition which is the work of Italian designer Eliana Lorena.

The auction is part of Barbie celebrations for her 50th anniversary this year.

Coming next: Ayatollah Ken issues a fatwah on G.I. Joe.

Seriously. Would it surprise you?

Source: Daily Mail UK

The cover-up is worse than the crime: Five European countries want to ban the burka

It looks as if Europeans are finally waking up to the threat posed to Western civilization by the Islamification of their societies. Either that or they just think Muslim chicks are hot.

When societies collide: The Bikini vs. the burkini

It looks as if Europeans are finally waking up to the threat posed to Western civilization by the Islamification of their societies. Either that or they just think Muslim chicks are hot.

The Financial Times unveils the details:

More than half of voters in four other major European states back a push by France’s Nicolas Sarkozy to ban women from wearing the burka, according to an opinion poll for the Financial Times.

As Mr Sarkozy presses ahead with plans to ban the wearing of the burka in public places, the FT’s latest Harris poll shows the move is not just strongly supported in France, but wins enthusiastic backing in the UK, Italy, Spain and Germany.

The poll shows some 70 per cent of respondents in France said they supported plans to forbid the wearing of the garment which covers the female body from head to toe. There was similar sentiment in Spain and Italy, where 65 per cent and 63 per cent respectively favoured a ban.

We also favor banning the burka. Of course, our position may be influenced by our belief that topless beaches are France’s greatest contribution to Western culture.

Source: Financial Times

Burka blues: Arab ambassador divorces wife after discovering she’s cross-eyed and bearded

An Arab ambassador in Dubai has had his marriage annulled after discovering his new wife is cross-eyed and has a beard.

As we learned during Watergate, the cover-up is always worse than the crime

You gotta figure this is going to happen occasionally when you live in a society where sexy is defined as “Did you see that chick’s eyes? Hubba hubba.”

An Arab ambassador in Dubai has had his marriage annulled after discovering his new wife is cross-eyed and has a beard, Gulf News reported on Wednesday, citing sources close to the case.

The ambassador, who was not named, petitioned a court in the emirate for a divorce and compensation of 500,000 dirhams ($136,202) for money spend on gifts, the UAE daily reported.

The man only found out about his wife’s appearance after the couple had signed a marriage contract and the husband wanted to kiss his spouse, the newspaper said.

The woman, a Gulf national, had worn a niqab each time they had met, it added.

“Every time the couple met, the bride would do her best not to reveal her entire face,” the source was quoted as saying.

“He claimed to the sharia court officials that when he wanted to kiss his wife-to-be, he discovered that she was bearded and cross-eyed as well.”

But she had a really nice personality.

Source: Maktoob News

“And now, ladies and gentlemen, straight from a successful run in Hamburg’s Cavern Club, it’s the Burka Blues”

Don’t ask us to explain this video. It’s oddly hypnotic. It’s in Arabic, but it has German subtitles. It seems legit. But who the hell knows?

“It’s got a good beat and it’s easy to dance to.” Oh, wait. We just had a flashback to American Bandstand in 1959. Or maybe a flashforward to 2059. We’re not sure which.

Don’t ask us to explain this video. It’s oddly hypnotic. It’s in English, but it has German subtitles. It seems legit. But who the hell knows?

Source: TheBigFeed.com

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