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Florida man says he’s innocent, his perverted cat downloaded that child porn

Keith Griffin has been charged with 10 counts of possession of child porn after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer. He says the cat did it.

Blurring the line between kiddie porn and kitty porn
Blurring the line between kiddie porn and kitty porn

Keith Griffin has been charged with 10 counts of possession of child porn after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer. He says the cat did it.

Griffin says he made the mistake of leaving his cat in the same room as his computer. The cat, he claims, jumped on the keyboard, stepped on some random keys, and voila! Child porn was downloaded by the perverted cat.

Far as we can tell, this is evidence that Griffin is not just a scumbag, he’s a stupid scumbag.

Griffin is being held in the Martin County Jail. The cat is free on bail and is currently living in a witness protection program.

Source: Sun-Sentinel

Global warming causes everything. Absolutely everything.

Global warming causes everything. Absolutely everything. Including reducing and increasing the population of cats and dogs.

Too many cats! Blame it on global warming!

“The RSPCA claims climate change is producing a boom in the number of feral felines prowling streets in Melbourne’s leafy east.”

Source: Whitehorse Leader via Andrew Bolt

Not enough cats! Blame in on global warming!

“Climate change could kill pets, according to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA), as warmer temperatures cause an increase in exotic diseases among cats and dogs.”

Source: Telegraph UK via Andrew Bolt

Did Bill Clinton kill Socks the cat?

Socks that cat is dead. We’re not exactly Columbo, but we suspect Bill Clinton may have been the cause of his or her death.

Socks died after a long bout with throat cancer. One of the leading causes of throat cancer is cigar smoke. Bill Clinton loved cigars in the White House (and sometimes even smoked them). The dangers of second-hand smoke have been well-documented. So simple logic leads us to believe that Socks died as a direct result of the former president’s filthy smoking habit.

The Clintons loved Socks while he was young, playful and good for public relations. However, he eventually lost his kitten-ish appeal and when the Clintons left the White House, they dumped Socks like an old pair of shoes.

“Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere,” said a Clinton Foundation statement. “We’re grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years.”

We bid a fond farewell to Socks, who was the White House cat at the same time that Bill Clinton was the White House horndog.

Source: Gateway Pundit

Animals had better odds with Michael Vick than with PETA

PETA euthanized 99.7% of the pets they were given.
PETA euthanized 99.7% of the pets they were given.
If you take your dog or cat to PETA, you expect them to get kind, loving treatment. But what they really get is euthanized at a shocking rate.

According to the latest statistics, the “so-called” animal rights organization killed 99.7% of the animals they receive.

The nonprofit Center for Consumer Freedom (CCF) published documents online showing that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) killed 95 percent of the adoptable pets in its care during 2008. Despite years of public outrage over its euthanasia program, the animal rights group kills an average of 5.8 pets every day at its Norfolk, VA headquarters.

According to public records from the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, PETA killed 2,124 pets last year and placed only seven in adoptive homes. Since 1998, a total of 21,339 dogs and cats have died at the hands of PETA workers.

To repeat, only seven out of 2,124 pets were adopted. And the rest were euthanized. That means they euthanized 99.7% of all the pets that were brought to them.

We don’t much like Obama, the IHateTheMedia.com office cat. But after reading this, we’d never turn him over to the animals at PETA.

Source: ConsumerFreedom.com

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