Quincy Jones remakes the worst record ever made, expect the same results

Twenty-five years ago a group of publicity-seeking musical celebrities recorded “We Are The World” as much to feed their egos as to feed the children of Africa. Now a new generation of publicity-seeking celebrities have re-recorded the song to benefit Haiti

Twenty-five years ago a group of publicity-seeking musical celebrities recorded “We Are The World” as much to feed their egos as to feed the children of Africa.

Now a new generation of publicity-seeking celebrities has re-recorded the song to benefit Haiti. Among the “new” performers were Akon, Jason Mraz, Bono, Wyclef Jean, Carlos Santana, Enrique Iglesias, Usher, Toni Braxton and Lady Gaga.

The Associated Press reports the ego-driven details:

The session was all the talk at Sunday night’s Grammy festivities. Music producer RedOne said being asked to participate was “the biggest honor a musician can ever do.”

“Having Quincy, our father of music … and Lionel Richie asking me to contribute and help, I said of course, because this is not about me,” he said. “It’s about Haiti.”

Written by Michael Jackson and Richie, the original “We Are the World” thundered up the charts when it was released on the radio and in record stores in March 1985.

An unprecedented number of top pop musicians gathered at A&M the night of Jan. 28, 1985, following the American Music Awards, to record the tune. The song featured 45 American superstars, including Jackson, Richie, Stevie Wonder, Tina Turner, Ray Charles, Bruce Springsteen, Diana Ross, Bob Dylan and Cyndi Lauper.

The original “We Are The World” raised $63 million to end famine in Africa. Twenty-five years later Africa is still starving. The new version will probably raise a billion dollars, but Haiti will be just as poverty stricken in twenty-five years as it is today. Yet we’ll be forced to listen to this cringe-inducing song thousands of times in the next few months.

If we haven’t made it clear enough yet, we hate that damn song. Absolutely hate it. It’s like fingernails on a chalkboard. If they really wanted to torture prisoners in Gitmo, they should have played “We Are The World” for them.

Forget saving Haiti. Save us from this song.

Source: Associated Press

Imperialist occupation forces Americans rescue workers cheered by crowd of grateful Haitians

France says the United States rescue effort in Haiti is really an occupation. Venezuela agrees. But it looks like ordinary Haitians disagree. Maybe it’s just us, but their chants of “U.S.A., U.S.A, U.S.A” seem to indicate that they may be grateful for our presence.

France says the United States rescue effort in Haiti is really an occupation. Venezuela agrees. But it looks like ordinary Haitians disagree. Maybe it’s just us, but their chants of “U.S.A., U.S.A, U.S.A” seem to indicate that they may be grateful for our presence.

H/T: MofoPolitics.com

Danny Glover thinks the Haitian earthquake was caused by global warming. Seriously. That’s what he said.

To tell the truth, we were relieved when we heard Danny Glover blame the Haitian earthquake on global warming. It may be a sign that the left’s Bush Derangement Syndrome is finally fading.

To tell the truth, we were relieved when we heard Danny Glover blame the earthquake on global warming. It may be a sign that the left’s Bush Derangement Syndrome is finally fading.

Of course, we also realize that if you asked Glover what caused global warming, he would say, “It’s Bush’s fault.” So it’s really only one degree of separation.

Lunatic. Complete raving lunatic.

Pat Robertson is insane, but not for the reason you think

Pat Robertson brought conservatives and liberals together in a way that Barack Obama has failed to do. Both sides agree that his comments about Haitians’ “deal with the devil” were pretty wacky. But, we trust, no wackier than his belief in anthropogenic global warming.

Pat Robertson brought conservatives and liberals together in a way that Barack Obama has failed to do. Both sides agree that his comments about Haitians’ “deal with the devil” were pretty wacky. But, we trust, no wackier than his belief in anthropogenic global warming.

Here’s Robertson discussing it with noted negro and lunatic Al Sharpton.

Source: National Review

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