Suzy Amis Cameron must immediately conduct a lottery to determine which of her children must die to save the planet.
Red Carpet Green Dress highlights its founder’s hypocrisy:
Suzy Amis Cameron developed the “RED CARPET GREEN DRESS” contest to stimulate sustainable design [and] global green education …
As a model, actress, environmental champion, educational activist, wife of Academy Award winner, James Cameron, and the mother of five children, Suzy’s unique life experience formed the creation of this contest with a deep sense of purpose.
Five children? Five resource-depleting, air-polluting, CO2-spewing, global warming-causing children?
The woman’s uterus is single-handedly destroying the planet (We think we just qualified for Mixed Metaphor of the Year).
Update: added link to LiveScience article for context.
H/T: Tim Blair
