Carrie Prejean is a role model for the youth of the world. Or at least the youth of Spain.

Our position on this is clear: if masturbation becomes part of the curriculum in the United States, we’d rather be in Carrie Prejean’s class than Joycelyn Elders’.

carrie-prejean Discretion is our middle name. So we think we’ll just let US Magazine reveal the latest Carrie Prejean news:

Days after Carrie Prejean admitted that she participated in a sex tape and called it “the biggest mistake of my life,” seven additional such videos — all “solo performances” have surfaced starring the de-crowned beauty queen.

In addition, the website says that 30 photographs of Prejean have turned up of the topless and fully nude variety, “most taken by Carrie using her reflection in the mirror.”

Allegedly, in one clip, a moaning Prejean wears “just a flowing white blouse,” touching herself suggestively.

But all is not lost for the former Miss California. Despite the revelation of more sex tapes, Prejean can still be a role model for Spanish teenagers. Because according to the New York Daily News via Fox, Spanish teens are now being taught the “art of self pleasure.”
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Teenagers in the Spanish region of Extremadura are being taught the “art” of masturbation, New York’s Daily News reported.

The workshops feature instructions on self-pleasuring, and pamphlets on self-respect and contraception are being handed out, according to a report in The Guardian.The socialist government’s aim is to aid teens with “sexual self-exploration and the discovery of self-pleasure.” The government hopes to remove the “mystique” that surrounds sex.

“The campaign is simple, clear, natural and easily understood by the people it is aimed at, who are aged between 14 and 17,” said Laura Garrido, a youth council president in Extremadura.

This reminds us of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who advocated masturbation education back in the Clinton years.

Our position on this is clear: if masturbation becomes part of the curriculum in the United States, we’d rather be in Carrie Prejean’s class than Joycelyn Elders’.

We’d rush home every night to do our homework. Especially if we could do it while watching some of those Carrie Prejean tapes.

Source: US Magazine, FoxNews.com

The naked truth: Teacher puts her own sexcapades on DVD for fifth graders

Kids in Crystal Defanti’s fifth grade class found a little something extra on the DVD she prepared. Yup, Mrs. Defanti screwed up (you’ll pardon he expression) and added a scene from a homemade sex video she made with her husband.

Imagine this scene. You sit down with your kids to watch a DVD review of their school year. Typical fifth grade stuff. The field trip to the museum. The school play. The teacher having sex.

Say what?

That’s right. Kids in Crystal Defanti’s fifth grade class found a little something extra on the DVD she prepared. Yup, Mrs. Defanti screwed up (you’ll pardon he expression) and added a scene from a homemade sex video she made with her husband.

Parents are horrified. The school board is outraged. Defanti is humiliated. But we think they all just need to relax. We’re glass-half-full kind of guys here at IHateTheMedia.com. We think they need to look at the positives that come from this mistake:

A lot more Elk Grove fathers will be attending parent-teacher conferences in the future.

Source: Alamo City Pundit

Rielle Hunter’s revenge:
Does she have a John Edwards sex tape?

Disgruntled former John Edwards aide Andrew Young now claims there is at least one tape floating around that shows his former boss engaged in sex with baby mama Rielle Hunter.

Please, God, let there be no truth to the rumor that this woman is in a sex tape
Please, God, let there be no truth to the rumor that this woman is in a sex tape

Disgruntled former John Edwards aide Andrew Young now claims there is at least one tape floating around that shows his former boss engaged in sex with baby mama Rielle Hunter.

According to the book pitch Young has been circulating among publishers, he found a video that allegedly shows the former candidate taking positions that weren’t…shall we say…part of his official platform.

According to the New York Daily News, “Young’s proposal, which one editor said ‘was impossible to put down,’ also contends that Sen. Edwards frequently clashed with running mate John Kerry during their 2004 race for the White House. And before Edwards owned up to his affair with Hunter, Young says he told him that Barack Obama had promised he’d make him attorney general if he didn’t pick him as his 2008 running mate.”

We don’t need to see the tape to know what’s on it. We’re almost willing to guarantee that at the peak of their passion, John Edwards screams out the name of his most beloved.

“I love you, John. You’re the only one I’ve ever loved.”

Source: New York Daily News

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