Miss Oklahoma Morgan Elizabeth Woolard followed in the grand tradition of former Miss California Carrie Prejean Sunday night and offered her honest opinion when asked if she supported Arizona’s new anti-illegal alien law.
Miss Oklahoma Morgan Elizabeth Woolard followed in the grand tradition of former Miss California Carrie Prejean Sunday night and offered her honest opinion when asked if she supported Arizona’s new anti-illegal alien law.
She said, “I’m a huge believer in states rights.”
Those, of course, are evil conservative code words that reveal to all liberals that she is a racist, sexist, homophobic she devil.
By the way, why was an Australian the host of the Miss America pageant?
Our position on this is clear: if masturbation becomes part of the curriculum in the United States, we’d rather be in Carrie Prejean’s class than Joycelyn Elders’.
Discretion is our middle name. So we think we’ll just let US Magazine reveal the latest Carrie Prejean news:
Days after Carrie Prejean admitted that she participated in a sex tape and called it “the biggest mistake of my life,” seven additional such videos — all “solo performances” have surfaced starring the de-crowned beauty queen.
In addition, the website says that 30 photographs of Prejean have turned up of the topless and fully nude variety, “most taken by Carrie using her reflection in the mirror.”
Allegedly, in one clip, a moaning Prejean wears “just a flowing white blouse,” touching herself suggestively.
But all is not lost for the former Miss California. Despite the revelation of more sex tapes, Prejean can still be a role model for Spanish teenagers. Because according to the New York Daily News via Fox, Spanish teens are now being taught the “art of self pleasure.”
Teenagers in the Spanish region of Extremadura are being taught the “art” of masturbation, New York’s Daily News reported.
The workshops feature instructions on self-pleasuring, and pamphlets on self-respect and contraception are being handed out, according to a report in The Guardian.The socialist government’s aim is to aid teens with “sexual self-exploration and the discovery of self-pleasure.” The government hopes to remove the “mystique” that surrounds sex.
“The campaign is simple, clear, natural and easily understood by the people it is aimed at, who are aged between 14 and 17,” said Laura Garrido, a youth council president in Extremadura.
This reminds us of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who advocated masturbation education back in the Clinton years.
Our position on this is clear: if masturbation becomes part of the curriculum in the United States, we’d rather be in Carrie Prejean’s class than Joycelyn Elders’.
We’d rush home every night to do our homework. Especially if we could do it while watching some of those Carrie Prejean tapes.
Source: US Magazine, FoxNews.com
Rumors are running rampant that Miss California Carrie Prejean is reconsidering her decision to co-host the Fox News morning show.
Here’s how MediaBistro.com reports the story:
Fox News insiders tell TVNewser Carrie Prejean is having second thoughts about co-hosting Fox & Friends next Wednesday. “Prejean’s people emailed Friday night calling off the deal,” the insider tells us.
Prejean, the reigning Miss California who’s been in the headlines for her stand on gay marriage, is scheduled to fill in for vacationing Gretchen Carlson on Wednesday, May 27.
We hear negotiations continued through the weekend to try and salvage the booking. A Fox News spokesperson tells TVNewser Prejean is “absolutely still hosting.”
Say it ain’t true, Carrie. If you don’t appear on Fox & Friends we’ll be forced to continue watching Cops reruns on G4.
Source: MediaBistro.com
Has Bill Maher ever been funny? Even once in his career? Ever?
On Friday night’s HBO show, he continued his streak of mean-spirited (Oops. If you’re in a forgiving mood, please forgive our use that left wing terminology) unfunniness with this tasteless satire on Carrie Prejean.
Source: HBO via HotAir.com
Donald Trump had the moxie to let Carrie Prejean keep her Miss California crown. The next day the director of the Miss California pageant Shanna Moakler “resigned” and made the following comments to UsMagazine.com
“Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization.”
“I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she sneered. “I want to be a role model for young woman with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.”
In the world of beauty pageants, the words “role model” is apparently a synonym for “cheap, sleazy whore.”
Here are some photos and videos of Shanna Moakler, role model.
Continue reading “Whorish director of the Miss California pageant considers herself a role model”
Better from the left than from the rear.
Source: TimesWatch.org
Donald Trump defended Miss California Carrie Prejean at a press conference today and announced that she will get to keep her crown.. Then Prejean demonstrated a kind of eloquence and dignity with which Perez Hilton is obviously unfamiliar.
One of the first things Trump said at his press conference was that Carrie’s views on gay marriage are identical to those of President Obama: they both support benefits, equal rights, and civil unions for same-sex couples, but oppose a federal law allowing gay marriage.
Trump said the supposedly “racy” photos of Carrie are nothing more than standard modeling photos and that the “lurid” photos in circulation are PhotoShop phonies.
But the real highlight of the event was Prejean’s impassioned and eloquent speech on what she has been through, her values, and for her desire for free speech and the respect for diverse views by all.
We sat glued to the TV set in awe.
Let us be the first to say it: Carrie Prejean for Congress. Or Fox News. Or whatever the hell this wonderful young woman wants out of life.
Way to go Donald, way to go. Carrie ripping Perez Hilton as we write this.
Now the left is out to do anything they can to destroy this young woman. She’s a stupid bitch. She’s had breast implants. And now, now, now the left thinks they’ve hit the scandal goldmine.
“Dirty” photos.
Sadly for the left, the photos are about as dirty as the Sears catalog. In fact, they may actually have been in a Sear’s catalog.
“I am a Christian, and I am a model,” Prejean said. “Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be.”
The best they can do so far is photo that shows Prejean wearing nothing but a pair of panties. Her breasts are completely covered by her arm.
Yet media bias reared its ugly head when NBC’s Today Show refused to air the photos because they were too racy.
Hah! They’re about as racy as Katie Couric. Ooh, we take that back. We don’t even want to think about that. God, we wish we could wipe that thought from our minds.
Source: JammieWearingFool
Perez Hilton is “an intellectual titan” and a “civil rights leader” while Miss California Carrie Prejean is a vile human being for holding the same opinion as the majority of people in her state and in the nation.
Apparently, Olbermann got his fill of juvenile sex puns in the infamous tea bagging episode, and now decided that breast implants should become his next frontier of intellectual exploration.
We realize it sounds preposterous, but that’s precisely what liberal icon Keith Olbermann and his vile guest discuss. With great glee.
Apparently, Olbermann has given up any hope of attracting a larger audience and is now interested only in being as absurd as humanly possible.
Congratulations, Keith. It’s always nice to see someone achieve their goal.
Source: HotAir.com
Alan Duncan is a Member of Parliament in Great Britain. He wants to be Home Secretary, but after last night he may find himself unemployed instead.
The boneheaded MP was discussing Miss California, Carrie Prejean, on the BBC comedy show “Have I Got News For You” when he called Prejean a “silly bitch.” If would have been bad enough had he stopped there, but he didn’t.
“If you read that Miss California is murdered,” he said, “you will know it was me.”
At least we think that’s what he said. It was difficult to tell with his foot buried so deeply in his mouth.
Viewers complaints began flooding into the BBC and Britain’s Broadcasting Standards Authority almost immediately.
“Mr. Duncan has crossed the line,” said the Reverend George Hargreaves. “A senior politician suggesting, even as a joke, that it is OK that Ms. Prejean should be murdered for her Evangelical Christian views is totally unacceptable.”
“If you read that my career is dead,” Duncan shold have said, “you will know it was me.”
Source: Gateway Pundit
Yup, that’s verbatim. We’re excited about supper, too. Mmmm, pot roast tonight.
Carrie Prejean, the California beauty who would have won the Miss USA title had it not been for the militant gay egomaniac Perez Hilton, showed up on Neil Cavuto’s Fox program on Tuesday.
She was fabulous. Warm. Gracious. Intelligent. Well-spoken. Amazingly, she appears to genuinely hold no ill will toward Perez Hilton. And she seems to have all the right points of view to qualify for a job at Fox News.
Here’s one brief exchange between Cavuto and Parjean.
Cavuto: (wondering how she would have answered the question posed to Miss Arizona) What do you think of the bailouts?
Carrie: I don’t feel that taxpayers’ money should be used for bailing out companies. I don’t. Do I agree that they should be used for welfare? No. I don’t.
But then Cavuto got the heart of the matter – Prejean’s plans for the future:
Cavuto: What do you want to be?
Carrie: You know, I’m not sure. I’m continuing my modeling career and I’m not sure how far that’s going to lead me. Maybe get into politics, you never know.
Cavuto: You know, half of ‘em want to get into TV news.
Carrie: No, I don’t think I want to get into that. Definitely not. Maybe motivational speaking.
Cavuto: (Whistles) Whew. Breathe a sigh of relief there. OK, good. Because I don’t need the competition. I just want to avoid that.
Carrie: I know.
Carrie Prejean. Smarter than Perez Hilton. More attractive than Paris Hilton. And vice versa, too.
Source: Fox News via HotAir.com
Miss California Carrie Prejean, who most agree lost the Miss USA 2009 title Sunday Night because, in response to judge Perez Hilton’s question on gay marriage, claimed that marriage should only be between a man and a woman, defended herself on The Today Show this morning. Matt Lauer gave her a chance to revise her answer. No revision necessary, she says:
“The way that I answered might have been offensive … but for me, it was being biblically correct.”
Now this is a strong woman. More of a woman than Ms. Perez Hilton can ever hope to be.
