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Uh-oh. Black Republicans demand apology
from racist Democrats

The National Black Republican Association (all twelve members) believe the President should apologize to them for the Democrat Party’s long, sordid history of racism.

Lyndon Johnson led the Great Society. Barack Obama leads the Great Big Apology Society.

So it’s only natural that the National Black Republican Association (all twelve members) believe the President should apologize to them for the Democrat Party’s long, sordid history of racism.

They call the Democrat Party “the party of the four S’s: Slavery, Secession, Segregation, and now Socialism.” And they want President Obama to issue that apology ASAP.

“The Democratic Party Owes Blacks an Apology” by Chairman Frances Rice, explains their reasoning.

As the Examiner reports: The NBRA is not asking this of our government, our country, American citizens, nor the Republican Party. They are asking it solely from the Democrat Party. Further, they ask Democrats to stop “issuing unwarranted apologies on behalf of America, while simultaneously using racial politics for partisan political gain.”

The black Republicans put the blame for America’s racial problems right square on the shoulders of the Democrat Party. They believe the Democrat Party socialist policies actually harm blacks instead of helping them.

We consider this demand for an apology racist and discriminatory because it excludes white Republicans from receiving the apology they’re owed by Democrats.

So on behalf of white Republicans, we demand an apology for Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Jimmy Carter. Especially Jimmy Carter.

We’re waiting.

Source: Examiner.com via Bluegrass Pundit

Black House Democrats angry Senate version of slavery apology has “No reparations” disclaimer

Looks like we were right to be concerned that the House of Representatives’ apology for slavery was just a prelude to reparations demanded by Congressional Black Caucus.

Congressional Black Caucus being abused by evil Republican slave master John Boehner
Congressional Black Caucus being abused by evil Republican slave master John Boehner

Looks like we were right to be concerned that the House of Representatives’ apology for slavery was just a prelude to reparations.

Otherwise, it’s difficult to explain black House Democrats’ reaction to a “no reparations” disclaimer inserted in the Senate version of the apology.

The Senate disclaimer says: “Nothing in this resolution (A) authorizes or supports any claim against the United States or (B) serves as a settlement of any claim against the United States.”

Those simple words have angered members of the Congressional Black Caucus.

“I would not want to have any language in place that would deny anyone, any citizen, the right to address a grievance,” said wacko Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, a Texas Democrat.

“I feel that some method other than just an apology should be made. People should be made whole,” Rep. Bennie Thompson, D-Miss., said.

To that we say, “Shut the hell up, Sheila. Close your pie hole, Bennie.”

Uh-oh. Have we gone too far? In that case, we would like to issue an apology for the previous paragraph. But no reparations.

Source: FoxNews.com

Senate apologizes for slavery, can reparations be far behind?

The U.S. Senate approved a fiercely worded resolution Thursday that attempts to formally apologize for the “fundamental injustice, cruelty, brutality, and inhumanity of slavery” of African-Americans.

We had nothing to do with slavery, so we demand an apology for the Senate's apology.
We had nothing to do with slavery, so we demand an apology for the Senate's apology.

In a blatantly political move designed to keep President Obama from hogging all the good apologies, the United States Senate has apologized for slavery.

Here’s how the Wall Street Journal reported it:

The U.S. Senate approved a fiercely worded resolution Thursday that attempts to formally apologize for the “fundamental injustice, cruelty, brutality, and inhumanity of slavery” of African-Americans.

The unanimous voice vote came five months after Barack Obama became the first black U.S. president, and ahead of the June 19 “Juneteenth” celebration of the emancipation of African-Americans at the end of the Civil War in 1865.

Approval by the House of Representatives, which could come as early as next week, would make it the first time the entire Congress has formally apologized on behalf of the American people…”

Right. We understand that slavery was cruel and inhumane. But don’t apologize on our behalf. Our grandparents were still wearing wooden shoes in Holland 50 years after slavery was abolished. They had nothing to do with slavery. Neither did we.

While the Senate’s in an apologizing mood, maybe they could apologize for some other stuff. Like that plaid sports coat my dad wore to church every Sunday. Pat Boone records. Spaghetti-Os. Afro perms. Leisure suits. Car 54, Where Are You. MTV. White bread. Yanni. The Black Sox scandal. Joe Biden’s hairplugs. The 1958 Cadillac. Barry Bonds.

Maybe the Senate could even get a head start and apologize now for the reparations movement their slavery apology is sure to inspire.

Source: Wall Street Journal

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