Global warming update: Summer snow strikes Australia

THONGS and board shorts gave way to beanies and scarves yesterday as summer gave way to a wintry blast of snow and icy temperatures in Australia’s southeast.

You read about those record cold temperatures hitting Europe and the northern United States and you say, “Well, sure, but winter’s just a few days away so it’s not that strange.”

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This looks like one of those "What's wrong with this picture?" pictures from back in grade school

Hmmm. Then how do you explain snow in Australia a few days away from summer?

News.com.au has the frigid factoids:

THONGS and board shorts gave way to beanies and scarves yesterday as summer gave way to a wintry blast of snow and icy temperatures in the country’s southeast.

While the bitter freeze in Europe continues, Victoria and NSW have had a cold snap of their own, with off-season ski slopes transformed into winter wonderlands.

About 30cm of snow fell at Perisher in NSW yesterday, while Victoria’s Mount Hotham received a 10cm dusting on Sunday.

Charlotte’s Pass in the NSW Snowy Mountains also received a 10cm sprinkling of snow, prompting would-be bushwalkers to don clothing more suitable for skiing.

It was surprising to see the Kosciuszko Chalet Hotel blanketed with snow at this time of year, resort manager Michelle Lovius told The Australian yesterday.

“I’m sitting inside in my scarf and beanie,” she said.

“When you walk in it, it’s up past your ankles and it’s just started snowing heavily again.”

Will the environmentalists admit that they were wrong? That’ll be a cold day in hell. And in Australia.

Source: News.com.au

Is Keith Olbermann’s girfriend sleeping her way to the top? Or even the middle?

KATY Tur’s star keeps rising at NBC Universal, causing some media watchers to ask whether her fatherly boyfriend, MSNBC blabbermouth Keith Olbermann, 50, could be boosting the news cutie’s ascension.

Keith Olbermann's girlfriend trying to forget the things she may have done to get ahead
Keith Olbermann's girlfriend trying to forget the things she may have done to get ahead

We take back all the nasty things we’ve said about Keith Olbermann. It now appears that he is a warm, considerate man who goes out of his way to help young people pursue their broadcasting dreams.

Especially if they curl up in bed with his doughy white body.

Here’s how the New York Post tells the sordid tale:

“KATY Tur’s star keeps rising at NBC Universal, causing some media watchers to ask whether her fatherly boyfriend, MSNBC blabbermouth Keith Olbermann, 50, could be boosting the news cutie’s ascension. Tur, 25, who was hired earlier this year by the NBC-owned Weather Channel to chase storms, has started freelancing as a WNBC/Ch. 4 reporter. An MSNBC rep insisted, ‘Keith has not spoken to anyone about a job at WNBC since 1980. He is delighted that Katy is also working for the Weather Channel.’ Just imagine the reaction if Bill O’Reilly, the object of his pathetic obsession, had a chickie-poo half his age getting promoted on a Fox affiliate. It would be fodder for a weeks worth of Speshul Kommentz.”

While you were reading that quote, we had time to reconsider our position on this issue.

Anyone who actually has sex with Keith Olbermann in order to get ahead has definitely earned whatever success they achieve. And more. Much, much more.

Source: New York Post

Weather Channel founder says global warming “greatest scam in history”

Weather Channel van experiencing global warming first hand in Times Square. Photo by Flickr's condour
Weather Channel van experiencing global warming first hand in Times Square. Photo by Flickr's condour

John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel says global warming is a “hoax” and “bad science” and that Al Gore refuses to admit his cause is based on bad research.

“I am totally convinced there is no scientific basis for any of it,” Coleman said. “Global Warming. It is the hoax. It is bad science. It is a high-jacking of public policy. It is no joke. It is the greatest scam in history.”

Al Gore reportedly responding by saying, “The Weather Channel? Hah. Everyone knows you can’t trust a TV weatherman.”

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