Author: J.P. Travis

In honor of her Diamond Jubilee, the IOC gave Queen Elizabeth Olympic medals. Before you laugh, remember that Al Gore and Barack Obama got Nobel Peace Prizes and Bill Clinton is this year’s Father of the Year.

Tyrants who used children as props. The shameless exploitation of children by thugs and dictators to gain political advantage is practically a tradition. Gorge inducing, but a tradition.

Chairman of British Freedom Party arrested for Facebook comment. He criticised the religion of Islam which is apparently not allowed in the UK. Here’s what he said: “They are all backward savages, a devil-spawned death-cult worshipping all that is unholy and barbaric. Pure evil.” Mild stuff compared to what Piers Morgan says about American gun owners, wot?

Indonesian judge suggests rape victims might enjoy it. Want to guess his religion? Hint: his first name is Muhammad.

The Atlantic publishes Scientology propaganda as “sponsored content…” then gets embarrassed by the ensuing ridicule and removes the article. Which makes them sell-outs and cowards. No wonder we hate the media.

Transsexuals battle feminists – transsexuals win. In the UK, feminist writers who made jocular comments about transsexuals were called on the carpet (so to speak) for political incorrectness. Philosophically, we don’t know who to root for in this one… but we did notice transsexuals seem to be better looking.

Texas follows New York’s lead – publishes addresses of gun owners.

Why is public education so expensive? Well, for one thing, New York City spends $6,900 per student moving them around on yellow buses.

Joe Biden says there’s “no silver bullet” to stop gun violence. Really, Joe? That’s the metaphor you think is appropriate? Talk about shooting yourself in the foot…

Suzanne Somers says Newtown shootings caused by diet soda. Now we know where stupid washed-up actresses go when they retire – the Huffington Post.

Bloomberg restricts painkillers in city hospitals. “Supposing it is really true you didn’t get enough painkillers and you did have to suffer a little bit,” said New York’s leader. “The other side of the coin is people are dying and there’s nothing perfect.” In other words, so what if you suffer. The Führer wants to keep pills away from drug abusers and that’s all that matters.

Obama’s energy loan scandals will finally get their day in court. There’s no hope that Eric Holder will ever bring criminal charges but maybe this lawsuit will air the Obama administration’s dirty laundry in civil court. We can only hope.

Head of pro-abortion group caught in underage sex sting. Scott Richard Swirling made arrangements over the Internet, then drove to D.C. for what he thought was going to be a sexual encounter with a 12-year-old girl. Pro-life groups have been saying for years that sexual predators who impregnate underage girls rely on cooperative abortion clinics to cover up their crimes. If that’s the case, what could be handier than being Director of the National Family Planning & Reproductive Health Association?

Jack Lew for Secretary of the Treasury? President Obama has a knack for hiring losers and flakes, but this time he’s outdone himself. Until being nominated to head Treasury yesterday, Jack Lew was the president’s budget director, repeatedly submitting budgets past the deadline, budgets so ridiculous even Democrats won’t vote for them. And the signature that will soon be appearing on our currency looks like a drug-addled doodle.

Bill Clinton to be honored as 2013 “Father of the Year.” His only child is 32 years old now, and when she was a kid he was busy having extramarital affairs, but the National Father’s Day Council announced today that he’s their honoree. When they get done crawling out of the rabbit hole, they’ll let us know whether Monica Lewinsky’s been invited to the ceremony.

Matt Damon’s anti-fracking movie full of factual errors. Typical Hollywood, they apparently never heard of Google.

Current TV staffers say Al Gore is “nothing but a bullshitter.” Current TV was founded in 2002, it claims to be a news network, yet it took them more than ten years to figure out Al Gore is a bullshitter?

Al Roker gives WAY too much information. Last night on Dateline the NBC weatherman decided to tell the world about shitting his pants… while trying to fart… at the White House. Why, oh why, do media celebrities think we care about their personal crap?

Wikipedia scrubs Elizabeth Warren Cherokee scandal. The scandal of her fake Native American heritage used to be detailed and documented under its own subheading, but Wikipedia eliminated the whole section. Now the scandal is described by three sentences implying Harvard made a mistake, rather than the fact that Warren lied. Never trust Wikipedia – it’s edited by lying libturds (pardon the redundancy).

Dem congressman compares debt-ceiling blank check to Emancipation Proclamation. Rep. Danny K. Davis (D-IL) says we should not “hamper” the president on the issue of the debt limit. Giving Obama a blank check “would certainly be an expression of the kind of power that we were willing and are willing to provide the president with. Power grab? That might be going a bit far.” No, we don’t see no stinkin’ power grab.

Nancy Pelosi says unemployment rate is “going in the right direction” …even though it’s the same as last month. No change is good change, some animals are more equal than others, and that sound you hear is George Orwell cackling from the great beyond.

New Hampshire legislator wants to “restrict freedoms” of conservatives. Cynthia Chase feels conservatives are the “single biggest threat” her state faces, so she wants to pass laws that are so unfriendly conservatives won’t move to New Hampshire and those already living there will leave. As ugly as that idea is, it doesn’t hold a candle to the woman herself… who looks like the south end of a mule heading north.

Ten Most Corrupt Politicians for 2012. No surprise, eight of the ten are Democrats. Also no surprise, Obama is among the ten.

Germans agog over tightrope walking gorilla. The new gorilla at the Krefeld zoo went through a period of depression, then started practicing on the rope much to everybody’s delight. It’s Hogan’s Heroes all over again – the Germans never seem to recognize an escape attempt until it’s too late.

Year-end guide to progressive sexuality: LGBTQQIAAP2SB. They keep adding letters to the vicronym (an acronym of victims… we just invented that word). The letters stand for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Two-spirit, and Bestiality fans. Now you’re ready for another year of the culture war.