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Jack Lew for Secretary of the Treasury? President Obama has a knack for hiring losers and flakes, but this time he’s outdone himself. Until being nominated to head Treasury yesterday, Jack Lew was the president’s budget director, repeatedly submitting budgets past the deadline, budgets so ridiculous even Democrats won’t vote for them. And the signature that will soon be appearing on our currency looks like a drug-addled doodle.

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Trickie
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It looks like the top of a hostess cupcake

davidintexas
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What would this score on a Rorshach Test? Just askin’. 🙂

sa_rose
Member

Even better, what would handwriting analysis say?

poppajoe49
Member

Even better, what would handwriting analysis say?

“I’m a 12 year old girl with daddy issues, please pay attention to me”!

sa_rose
Member

100 TU for you! That is exactly what it looks like! Maybe he was hungry when he wrote it.

flashingscotsman
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And we know how THAT worked out.

sa_rose
Member

Yeah, Hostess is being bought out by a Mexican Bakery company.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

“Dear Leader” finally found a bigger loser then Turbo Tax Timmy.

sifi
Member

If you turn it upside down then flip it horizontally it looks like a little effort was made to look like Jack Lew.

JPTravis
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No, you have to turn it horizontal then flip it upside down.

poppajoe49
Member

Are we talking signatures or experimental sex positions?

davidintexas
Guest

I don’t care who you are, now that’s funny!! 🙂

KimmyQueen
Guest

OMG it is just so so sad…

danybhoy
Member

Actually, it’s more offensive to me then it is sad.

PsychoDad
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Prolly not smart enough to just make an “X”.

flashingscotsman
Member

Now, when somebody bitches about how sloppy my signature is, I’ll just pull out one of the jokes that is a dollar bill and point to his signature. His loops ARE rather graceful, though.

sifi
Member

No matter what it looks like, it’s adorable to the left.

President Obama’s Signature Looks Like A Baby Dinosaur.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/26/president-obamas-signature_n_867611.html

Jack Lews looks like a mangled Slinky to me.

poppajoe49
Member

A baby dinosaur, lying on it’s back (submissive) with it’s legs spread!
Says “I’m ready to get screwed”!
No wonder nobody fears us!

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

“Dear Leader” has to sign his signature the way he does because Adolph Hitler’s signature was already taken.

Homersdad
Member

I don’t know what the fuss is all about. I can read that….it says “Does this pen write?”

poppajoe49
Member

I thought it said:
“I’m a 12 year old girl with daddy issues, please pay attention to me”!
But then, what do I know?

sifi
Member

That’s funny.

Homersdad
Member

Sadly…it also contained some misspelling.

sifi
Member

It does?

freerepublics
Guest

Oh I forgot, cursive writing is no longer taught in schools…reading, writing, and arithmetic have been replaced by the Communist Manifesto, Darwin Theory, Global Warming, Greenie lies, so we can have a future population of liberal idiots.

Big Al
Member

Let them doodle on it, it is soon to be “play money” anyway. Just another in your face joke on any patriot.

flashingscotsman
Member

Soon to be?

Sidekick
Member

My signature is pretty horrible. He gets a pass from me on this. But that’s all he gets a pass on from me.

StrinaM
Member

First we get a treasury secretary who can’t work Turbotax, now we get one who can’t write his name.

sa_rose
Member

Remember that thread on the failure of K-12 educational failure? My signature is intentionally weird, to make it hard to copy, since there are about a zillion records lying around with my signature on them. But even on mine you can make out a letter here and there. The above sample IS just a doodle.

Road Warrior
Member

Maybe so………………..but his signature looks like the economic roller coaster little barry put us on.

Navyvet2
Guest

My 2 year old grandson has a more legible signature than this. But then he is probably smarter and no doubt knows more about finance than anyone Soros wanted his sock puppet to annoint.

poppajoe49
Member

Well, that signature would look pretty on our money……NOT!

danybhoy
Member

The purpose of a signature like this is that it can’t be read. Unless you know it when you see it, you would’nt know who’s signature it is. All by design.

flashingscotsman
Member

I always tell people, if you can read that signature, it’s not mine.

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