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Jack Lew for Secretary of the Treasury? President Obama has a knack for hiring losers and flakes, but this time he’s outdone himself. Until being nominated to head Treasury yesterday, Jack Lew was the president’s budget director, repeatedly submitting budgets past the deadline, budgets so ridiculous even Democrats won’t vote for them. And the signature that will soon be appearing on our currency looks like a drug-addled doodle.

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Navyvet2
January 10, 2013 7:08 am

My 2 year old grandson has a more legible signature than this. But then he is probably smarter and no doubt knows more about finance than anyone Soros wanted his sock puppet to annoint.

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poppajoe49
January 10, 2013 10:59 pm

Well, that signature would look pretty on our money……NOT!

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danybhoy
January 10, 2013 11:57 pm

The purpose of a signature like this is that it can’t be read. Unless you know it when you see it, you would’nt know who’s signature it is. All by design.

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January 11, 2013 8:13 am

I always tell people, if you can read that signature, it’s not mine.

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January 10, 2013 7:13 am

First we get a treasury secretary who can’t work Turbotax, now we get one who can’t write his name.

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Road Warrior
January 10, 2013 10:05 pm

Maybe so………………..but his signature looks like the economic roller coaster little barry put us on.

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sa_rose
January 10, 2013 11:24 pm

Remember that thread on the failure of K-12 educational failure? My signature is intentionally weird, to make it hard to copy, since there are about a zillion records lying around with my signature on them. But even on mine you can make out a letter here and there. The above sample IS just a doodle.

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Sidekick
January 10, 2013 7:25 am

My signature is pretty horrible. He gets a pass from me on this. But that’s all he gets a pass on from me.

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Big Al
January 10, 2013 7:33 am

Let them doodle on it, it is soon to be “play money” anyway. Just another in your face joke on any patriot.

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January 10, 2013 8:02 am

Soon to be?

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freerepublics
January 10, 2013 7:43 am

Oh I forgot, cursive writing is no longer taught in schools…reading, writing, and arithmetic have been replaced by the Communist Manifesto, Darwin Theory, Global Warming, Greenie lies, so we can have a future population of liberal idiots.

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Homersdad
January 10, 2013 7:50 am

I don’t know what the fuss is all about. I can read that….it says “Does this pen write?”

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sifi
January 10, 2013 8:04 am

That’s funny.

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Homersdad
January 10, 2013 11:40 am

Sadly…it also contained some misspelling.

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sifi
January 10, 2013 12:54 pm

It does?

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poppajoe49
January 11, 2013 5:08 am

I thought it said:
“I’m a 12 year old girl with daddy issues, please pay attention to me”!
But then, what do I know?

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sifi
January 10, 2013 8:00 am

No matter what it looks like, it’s adorable to the left.

President Obama’s Signature Looks Like A Baby Dinosaur.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/26/president-obamas-signature_n_867611.html

Jack Lews looks like a mangled Slinky to me.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 10, 2013 1:58 pm

“Dear Leader” has to sign his signature the way he does because Adolph Hitler’s signature was already taken.

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poppajoe49
January 10, 2013 11:04 pm

A baby dinosaur, lying on it’s back (submissive) with it’s legs spread!
Says “I’m ready to get screwed”!
No wonder nobody fears us!

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January 10, 2013 8:03 am

Now, when somebody bitches about how sloppy my signature is, I’ll just pull out one of the jokes that is a dollar bill and point to his signature. His loops ARE rather graceful, though.

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January 10, 2013 9:21 am

Prolly not smart enough to just make an “X”.

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KimmyQueen
January 10, 2013 10:49 am

OMG it is just so so sad…

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danybhoy
January 10, 2013 11:29 am

Actually, it’s more offensive to me then it is sad.

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sifi
January 10, 2013 1:31 pm

If you turn it upside down then flip it horizontally it looks like a little effort was made to look like Jack Lew.

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January 10, 2013 3:56 pm

No, you have to turn it horizontal then flip it upside down.

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poppajoe49
January 11, 2013 5:43 am

Are we talking signatures or experimental sex positions?

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davidintexas
January 11, 2013 7:08 am

I don’t care who you are, now that’s funny!! :)

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 10, 2013 1:59 pm

“Dear Leader” finally found a bigger loser then Turbo Tax Timmy.

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Trickie
January 10, 2013 3:34 pm

It looks like the top of a hostess cupcake

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January 10, 2013 8:42 pm

And we know how THAT worked out.

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sa_rose
January 10, 2013 11:27 pm

Yeah, Hostess is being bought out by a Mexican Bakery company.

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sa_rose
January 10, 2013 11:27 pm

100 TU for you! That is exactly what it looks like! Maybe he was hungry when he wrote it.

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davidintexas
January 11, 2013 7:11 am

What would this score on a Rorshach Test? Just askin’. :)

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sa_rose
January 11, 2013 7:49 am

Even better, what would handwriting analysis say?

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poppajoe49
January 11, 2013 7:54 am

Even better, what would handwriting analysis say?

“I’m a 12 year old girl with daddy issues, please pay attention to me”!

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