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Year-end guide to progressive sexuality: LGBTQQIAAP2SB. They keep adding letters to the vicronym (an acronym of victims… we just invented that word). The letters stand for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Two-spirit, and Bestiality fans. Now you’re ready for another year of the culture war.

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sa_rose
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sa_rose
January 3, 2013 3:34 pm

Weirdness abounds

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 3, 2013 8:13 pm

Indeed…

Alien
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Alien
January 2, 2013 12:09 pm

I guess I’m a transphobe..

after reading a few paragraphs, my initial “post-op or pre-op?” question shriveled into irrelevance

JPTravis
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January 2, 2013 12:12 pm

You’re afraid of trains?

flashingscotsman
Member
January 2, 2013 12:13 pm

No, that’s PANphobic, Alien. Fear of everything not normal.

Alien
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Alien
January 2, 2013 12:19 pm

I’m all for tolerance, but that stuff with the transgendered guy at Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA really got to me.. if that was MY daughter, i’d have him in a bloody heap on the floor before anyone had a chance to brief me on the legalities

EDIT: some comments are priceless.. beyond the laugh-out-loud name Ranger Bagel, this tripe: Also, that’s within the context of the gender binary, which is an arbitrary social construction. or She was simply naked in a space where nudity is allowed. The issue here is that she has a penis HAHAHAHAAA fuckme

(linked to from the OP article: http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/college-allows-transgender-man-to-expose-himself-to-young-girls.html)

flashingscotsman
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January 2, 2013 5:27 pm

I am in complete agreement with you there, Alien.

BarbR
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BarbR
January 1, 2013 11:00 am

Don’t forget the old “fork in the eye” trick. Primitive but effective.

BarbR
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BarbR
December 31, 2012 5:35 pm

Back to the subject at hand.

If any man, and I mean ANY MAN, attempts to do the horizontal mambo with my Golden Retriever, they will have to add yet one more letter to the alphabet soup of sexual deviancy. E for eunuch.

Freaks.

JPTravis
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December 31, 2012 6:54 pm

Oh great. I publish an updated vicronym and it’s already outdated.

Alien
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Alien
January 2, 2013 8:22 pm

I like the term vicronym. That deserves to go up on UD

drb
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drb
December 31, 2012 8:48 pm

need another “s” in there for “straight”, it seems the people behind this monstrous vicronym want to be all inclusive, and further they have deemed straight people to be the most deviant of all.

JPTravis
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January 1, 2013 7:50 am

I think we fall under the “Allies” category, so no, we don’t have to add an S. And stop trying to think of new letters.

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 8:19 am

uhm, maybe you do (prolly not) but KQ and I most definitely do not!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Allie%20Bond

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 1, 2013 5:04 pm

Ewwww… most definetly not!

flashingscotsman
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January 2, 2013 12:12 pm

It DOES sound interesting, though.

I’m sick. I need help.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 2, 2013 4:16 pm

Welcome to the club.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 1, 2013 3:15 pm

drb! You pique my interest!
I didn’t think you knew of such things!

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 4:36 pm

I didn’t until I looked it up. I didn’t trust JP’s assumption that Allies meant straight so I looked it up for my self

JPTravis
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January 1, 2013 3:47 pm

She probably invented it.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 1, 2013 3:55 pm

Oh boy! I think I’ll leave now. I don’t want to be around when she sees that!

JPTravis
Member
January 1, 2013 4:01 pm

What I meant was that she invented the word definition in the urban dictionary. Tsk tsk, your mind is so filthy.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 2, 2013 4:15 pm

No comment. :-(

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 9:13 pm

thank you poppa. hope you did as well.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 1, 2013 9:06 pm

Hope you had a great holiday season.
MUWAH!

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 8:58 pm

JP…don’t be so sure of yourself…taking a cheap shot shows just how weak you are.

Poppa…exactly…for now

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 1, 2013 6:54 pm

For now.

JPTravis
Member
January 1, 2013 6:33 pm

She bought it, poppa. I’m still alive.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 1, 2013 6:24 pm

Yea, ok JP. If you say so.

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 4:45 pm

Yeah, nice cover there JP. That was awful close to crossing a line.

And no, I am aware that anyone can post definitions for words used in the ever changing modern slang of the streets but I do not create new words nor their definitions. If anyone around here does that, well , that would be you, Mr. “Vicronym”.

BarbR
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BarbR
January 1, 2013 10:09 am

Whoa!!! I feel like I need to wash my mouth out now, or rinse my eyes, or something ….

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 1, 2013 5:05 pm

For real! 😮

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 10:27 am

Oh here…brain bleach, eye brillo, memory magic eraser, I’ve got the whole arsenal of cleaning agents as JP well knows…

JPTravis
Member
January 1, 2013 8:49 am

How did you even find that? That’s just… just… (I give up)

Alien
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Alien
January 2, 2013 5:12 pm

considering what else is up on UD, that is one of the tamest

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 9:41 am

Now you’re learnin’

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 1, 2013 7:21 am

Well then, if that’s the case, I’m proud to be a vigorous freak!

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 11:28 pm

You are sadly right.

BarbR
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BarbR
December 31, 2012 7:28 pm

Things move fast in this crazy world of ours, JP.

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 11:40 pm

Once agian call me crazy next week. Thank you for letting be on your site.

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 11:38 pm

Im sorry but i think the Machine gonna silence her. And the sheepole are gonna believe she was sick?

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart
December 30, 2012 11:32 pm

Just swell, now I have to be careful when I say I want a piece of ass.

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 11:17 pm

What you want to bet Susan Rice gets the bends diving next week?

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 10:57 pm

Gonna be an interesting year people!!!!

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 10:50 pm

Do you think Shes gonna get a nice parade and a big thanks for your service from Mr & Mrs Obama?

BarbR
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BarbR
December 31, 2012 5:32 pm

Yeah. In a cortege.

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 10:48 pm

Shit now im gonna have a “blood clot”

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 10:39 pm

And everyone will believe she just got sick. Rome fire/ fire Rome!!!!!

jacksman
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jacksman
December 30, 2012 10:38 pm

Obama gonna kill Mrs Clinton. Wow gonna be weird when she happens to die of “natural causes” tomarrow.Chicago politics ROCK! Ask Brightbart and Mrs Coma forever Clinton.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 10:57 am

You keep putting that all over the place, it doesnt really have anything to do with the topic at hand, however with that said, I wouldn’t be surprised if she dies of “natural causes” before she HAS TO BE FORCED to testify, but hopefully it wont be the case.

Joe
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Joe
December 30, 2012 7:44 pm

This is why I sometimes choose to live in my own world, because the world we live in is just stupid.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 30, 2012 7:55 pm

and gross…

Joe
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Joe
December 30, 2012 8:29 pm

…and gross

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 30, 2012 7:34 pm

Ewwww gross!!

we are going the way of Rome. It didnt end well… Just sayin’

Neo-7
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Neo-7
December 30, 2012 7:28 pm

” Woe unto them that call evil good and good evil , who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness , who substitute what is bitter for what is sweet and what is sweet for what is bitter .”

Anything goes but what is good or normal .

Ruben
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Ruben
December 30, 2012 6:53 pm

Next up for left-leaning clergy of the Bay State:

“By the authority vested in me by the state of Massachusetts, I now pronounce thee man and wife. Sir, you may kiss your ass.”

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 30, 2012 10:44 pm

“I now pronounce thee person and beast, er, I mean living being and living being”

flashingscotsman
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December 31, 2012 10:15 am

Nobody said they had to be living.

BarbR
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BarbR
December 31, 2012 5:30 pm

Yeah! What flashibngscotsman said! They could be, say, a rock. Nice and hard …

Oh BOOOO!!! LOL!

flashingscotsman
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January 1, 2013 10:04 am
JPTravis
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January 1, 2013 11:12 am

They probably can’t figure out why they get so many single male one-night campers…

BarbR
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BarbR
January 1, 2013 11:36 am

… with a need for first aid to treat multiple abrasions …

flashingscotsman
Member
January 2, 2013 12:04 pm

Imagine my surprise, when I saw that for the first time. I was a roller operator paving the road that goes past within plain view of it. I’m rolling back and forth, in a seat that faces to the side, when I saw it. Back and forth, back and forth. Then I took a break and walked over for a closer look. I was quite amazed, but there was nobody to show it to. So I brought a camera the next day.

JPTravis
Member
January 2, 2013 12:10 pm

Do we dare ask how you posed in front of the rock?

flashingscotsman
Member
January 2, 2013 5:26 pm

My camera back in the day had no self timer. I just wanted to document the rock. Now, when I go back with some models for a photo shoot in the dark, I’ll post a link.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 10:54 am

LOL & EWWWW

JPTravis
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December 30, 2012 8:01 pm

Your assumption that the donkey would be the wife shows how desperately you need progressive sensitivity training.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 30, 2012 5:51 pm

Most Commiecrats are into necrophilia and other perversions too sick to even attempt to describe. While I really don’t care what somebody does in the privacy of their own home, I have to draw the line when they try to teach impressionable young minds that these things are normal behavior.
Immoral is immoral, some things can not be rationalized away.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 30, 2012 10:43 pm
Not so silent
Member
Not so silent
December 30, 2012 6:11 pm

Crowley and Xpeespotman?

flashingscotsman
Member
December 31, 2012 10:14 am

Homonecrobestopedophiliacs?

JPTravis
Member
December 31, 2012 10:56 am

Short version: homophiliac. Which sounds like a gay person who bleeds a lot.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 11:25 am

That. is. just. nasty…

JPTravis
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December 30, 2012 5:54 pm

As Confucius say:

Man who have sex with donkey make ass of himself.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 10:54 am

I am so ready to believe he actually said that because that would be good.

JPTravis
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December 31, 2012 11:01 am

Nah, I made it up. But Confucius really did say:

Man who have sex with sheep is very ba-a-a-d.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 11:24 am

lol I remembered this when I read that:

http://youtu.be/NYcROqKRCIE

I was a Michael Rosenbaum fan for a long time hence why I saw that, I wasn’t looking for sheep/man love on youtube lol

flashingscotsman
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January 1, 2013 9:56 am

You never know what you’ll find on the interwebs. One time, I was wondering how the latex paint I planned on using would interact with the surface I was going to use it on. I did a search for latex bondage,…………………

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 1, 2013 5:01 pm

ha ha that is hilarious

flashingscotsman
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January 2, 2013 12:02 pm

There wasn’t much about how the paint was going to work. That’s ok, after looking diligently at each entry, (258,000), I didn’t have time to do the painting.

JPTravis
Member
January 1, 2013 11:13 am

I’ll bet that made your paintbrush stand up straight.

RKae
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RKae
December 31, 2012 7:19 am

I’d call you a sado-masochistic zoophilistic necrophile, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.

drb
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drb
December 31, 2012 8:31 am

Ha! very good.

PsychoDad
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December 30, 2012 5:39 pm

Pansexual? What kind of freak gets off on kitchenware?

Karmaa
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Karmaa
December 31, 2012 5:54 am

I can’t believe I go away for a few weeks, and come back to this panorama!

Hope you all had a great kwanzaa!

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 10:53 am

Hi! Yes Kwanzaa was good

Karmaa
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Karmaa
December 31, 2012 3:00 pm

I see you have a stalker Kimmy! I’m jealous!

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 5:13 pm

Yes the hater is back stalking me and putting td on inocuous posts. It is probably the racist or the RP walking boner whom I smacked down a few days ago. Anyway I am in top form LOL

If you want a hater that could be one of your resolutions for the New Year 😀

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 9:45 am

So that’s Karmaa’s New Year’s resolution? She’s determined to gain a stalker?

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 1, 2013 5:00 pm

Well a fweetness at least.

drb
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drb
January 1, 2013 5:11 pm

Maybe even a Precious and Sweet Hips too! Karmaa’s got talent.

drb
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drb
December 31, 2012 6:55 am

Welcome back Karmaa!

Karmaa
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Karmaa
December 31, 2012 3:01 pm

*Hugs* <3

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 31, 2012 6:32 am

Hey there kiddo! Good to see you back.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
December 31, 2012 2:59 pm

Thanks =) It took 3 extra days to get home, including an unplanned night in Frankfurt. I had two suitcases full of German food which made it relatively unscathed, and 7 out of 8 contraband Cuban cigars made it through as well (1 exploded from the pressure, I guess). I decided to not try the Kinder-eggs this time, since they now carry a fine of up to $10,000 – but when I smuggle them from Canada, it’s $500 max. LOL I get such a thrill from breaking the law.

Anyway, glad to be home!

JPTravis
Member
December 31, 2012 5:16 pm

I have shirt-tail relatives in Germany. I should have sent you around to toilet paper their houses.

drb
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drb
December 31, 2012 4:00 pm

What! no kinder-eggs? but, but, but I really miss ’em. As my daughter says…”ugh, sad face”

Trickie
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Trickie
December 31, 2012 5:23 am

be careful with kitchenware sex, because spooning leads to forking

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 10:52 am

OMG that is a good one…

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 30, 2012 7:34 pm

LOLOLOLOLOL

BarbR
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BarbR
December 31, 2012 5:27 pm

Kimmy, is that Thweetness giving you the thumbs down?

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 31, 2012 11:26 pm

Yes! My stalker is out and about this New Year’s. On other threads too. It is hilarious. I feel so special.

xgman
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xgman
January 1, 2013 2:09 am

The world record for the longest is 19.1 seconds.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 1, 2013 4:58 pm

I don’t understand stupidity. I would ask you to explain but I really don’t care enough to read an explanation on that nonsensical comment.

flashingscotsman
Member
January 2, 2013 11:58 am

TD,…………….MO.

Besides, even in his stupid remarks, he is factually incorrect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCpPEnwQe3Q

drb
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drb
December 31, 2012 5:52 pm

Now Barb, how can you forget Fweetness?

BarbR
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BarbR
December 31, 2012 7:25 pm

LOL! I always get the lithp wrong.

JPTravis
Member
December 30, 2012 5:44 pm

I think it has something to do with Peter Pan, not kitchenware.

drb
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drb
December 30, 2012 5:46 pm

No think pandemic, everywhere, everything, they are the “whatever” deviants

JPTravis
Member
December 30, 2012 5:49 pm

So no matter what’s happening in the bedroom, they don’t panic?

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 30, 2012 5:54 pm

And they do it with panache.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 30, 2012 7:35 pm

OMG… is happening

JPTravis
Member
December 30, 2012 7:59 pm

Yes, we’ve finally cured our pun habit… by developing a pan habit.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 30, 2012 8:04 pm

It is a Pan’s Labyrinth…

:-/ I tried…

JPTravis
Member
December 30, 2012 8:07 pm

Participation in nonsense can be a panacea for the realities that dampen our mood.

drb
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drb
December 30, 2012 8:56 pm

it’s a panopoly of puns

CO2Insanity
Admin
December 30, 2012 8:14 pm

Sounds more like a pandemic.

drb
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drb
December 30, 2012 6:02 pm

Oh gosh…I think we opened pandora’s box here.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 30, 2012 10:39 pm

Speaking of Pandora’s BOX………..

And I thought it was doing something kinky with a pan flute!

PsychoDad
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December 30, 2012 9:04 pm

Heh heh, he said “box.”

drb
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drb
December 30, 2012 9:10 pm

she. and I knew one of you guys would make a comment on that.

PsychoDad
Guest
December 30, 2012 10:59 pm

Oops, beg your pardon.
/Heh heh, that’s what SHE said!

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 30, 2012 6:04 pm

Let’s not cheapAN the experience.

JPTravis
Member
December 30, 2012 6:05 pm

Don’t pander to her.

drb
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drb
December 30, 2012 6:54 pm

Oh what’s the matter, JP? Got your panties in a wad?

drb
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drb
December 31, 2012 6:04 pm

you overexpanded yourself on that one.

JPTravis
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December 31, 2012 9:02 am

Talk about the pan calling the kettle black!

drb
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drb
December 30, 2012 9:07 pm

does it really cuz you such pangs to be nice to me? Or is this some new version of pulling ones pigtails?

JPTravis
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December 30, 2012 7:57 pm

Don’t be a pane, woman.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
December 30, 2012 6:25 pm

It’s pure pandemonium.

drb
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drb
December 30, 2012 6:59 pm

or pantywaists for that matter

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 30, 2012 6:34 pm

No need for us to act like pansies.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 30, 2012 6:13 pm

No need to celebrate the whole pantheon of sexual deviancy.

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