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Year-end guide to progressive sexuality: LGBTQQIAAP2SB. They keep adding letters to the vicronym (an acronym of victims… we just invented that word). The letters stand for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Two-spirit, and Bestiality fans. Now you’re ready for another year of the culture war.

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sa_rose
Member

Weirdness abounds

KimmyQueen
Guest

Indeed…

Alien
Member

I guess I’m a transphobe..

after reading a few paragraphs, my initial “post-op or pre-op?” question shriveled into irrelevance

JPTravis
Member

You’re afraid of trains?

flashingscotsman
Member

No, that’s PANphobic, Alien. Fear of everything not normal.

Alien
Member

I’m all for tolerance, but that stuff with the transgendered guy at Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA really got to me.. if that was MY daughter, i’d have him in a bloody heap on the floor before anyone had a chance to brief me on the legalities

EDIT: some comments are priceless.. beyond the laugh-out-loud name Ranger Bagel, this tripe: Also, that’s within the context of the gender binary, which is an arbitrary social construction. or She was simply naked in a space where nudity is allowed. The issue here is that she has a penis HAHAHAHAAA fuckme

(linked to from the OP article: http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/college-allows-transgender-man-to-expose-himself-to-young-girls.html)

flashingscotsman
Member

I am in complete agreement with you there, Alien.

BarbR
Member

Don’t forget the old “fork in the eye” trick. Primitive but effective.

BarbR
Member

Back to the subject at hand.

If any man, and I mean ANY MAN, attempts to do the horizontal mambo with my Golden Retriever, they will have to add yet one more letter to the alphabet soup of sexual deviancy. E for eunuch.

Freaks.

JPTravis
Member

Oh great. I publish an updated vicronym and it’s already outdated.

Alien
Member

I like the term vicronym. That deserves to go up on UD

drb
Member

need another “s” in there for “straight”, it seems the people behind this monstrous vicronym want to be all inclusive, and further they have deemed straight people to be the most deviant of all.

JPTravis
Member

I think we fall under the “Allies” category, so no, we don’t have to add an S. And stop trying to think of new letters.

drb
Member

uhm, maybe you do (prolly not) but KQ and I most definitely do not!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Allie%20Bond

KimmyQueen
Guest

Ewwww… most definetly not!

flashingscotsman
Member

It DOES sound interesting, though.

I’m sick. I need help.

poppajoe49
Member

Welcome to the club.

poppajoe49
Member

drb! You pique my interest!
I didn’t think you knew of such things!

drb
Member

I didn’t until I looked it up. I didn’t trust JP’s assumption that Allies meant straight so I looked it up for my self

JPTravis
Member

She probably invented it.

poppajoe49
Member

Oh boy! I think I’ll leave now. I don’t want to be around when she sees that!

JPTravis
Member

What I meant was that she invented the word definition in the urban dictionary. Tsk tsk, your mind is so filthy.

poppajoe49
Member

No comment. 🙁

drb
Member

thank you poppa. hope you did as well.

poppajoe49
Member

Hope you had a great holiday season.
MUWAH!

drb
Member

JP…don’t be so sure of yourself…taking a cheap shot shows just how weak you are.

Poppa…exactly…for now

poppajoe49
Member

For now.

JPTravis
Member

She bought it, poppa. I’m still alive.

poppajoe49
Member

Yea, ok JP. If you say so.

drb
Member

Yeah, nice cover there JP. That was awful close to crossing a line.

And no, I am aware that anyone can post definitions for words used in the ever changing modern slang of the streets but I do not create new words nor their definitions. If anyone around here does that, well , that would be you, Mr. “Vicronym”.

BarbR
Member

Whoa!!! I feel like I need to wash my mouth out now, or rinse my eyes, or something ….

KimmyQueen
Guest

For real! 😮

drb
Member

Oh here…brain bleach, eye brillo, memory magic eraser, I’ve got the whole arsenal of cleaning agents as JP well knows…

JPTravis
Member

How did you even find that? That’s just… just… (I give up)

Alien
Member

considering what else is up on UD, that is one of the tamest

drb
Member

Now you’re learnin’

poppajoe49
Member

Well then, if that’s the case, I’m proud to be a vigorous freak!

KimmyQueen
Guest

You are sadly right.

BarbR
Member

Things move fast in this crazy world of ours, JP.

jacksman
Member

Once agian call me crazy next week. Thank you for letting be on your site.

jacksman
Member

Im sorry but i think the Machine gonna silence her. And the sheepole are gonna believe she was sick?

Jim Stewart
Member

Just swell, now I have to be careful when I say I want a piece of ass.

jacksman
Member

What you want to bet Susan Rice gets the bends diving next week?

jacksman
Member

Gonna be an interesting year people!!!!

jacksman
Member

Do you think Shes gonna get a nice parade and a big thanks for your service from Mr & Mrs Obama?

BarbR
Member

Yeah. In a cortege.

jacksman
Member

Shit now im gonna have a “blood clot”

jacksman
Member

And everyone will believe she just got sick. Rome fire/ fire Rome!!!!!

jacksman
Member

Obama gonna kill Mrs Clinton. Wow gonna be weird when she happens to die of “natural causes” tomarrow.Chicago politics ROCK! Ask Brightbart and Mrs Coma forever Clinton.

KimmyQueen
Guest

You keep putting that all over the place, it doesnt really have anything to do with the topic at hand, however with that said, I wouldn’t be surprised if she dies of “natural causes” before she HAS TO BE FORCED to testify, but hopefully it wont be the case.

Joe
Member

This is why I sometimes choose to live in my own world, because the world we live in is just stupid.

KimmyQueen
Guest

and gross…

Joe
Member

…and gross

KimmyQueen
Guest

Ewwww gross!!

we are going the way of Rome. It didnt end well… Just sayin’

Neo-7
Member

” Woe unto them that call evil good and good evil , who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness , who substitute what is bitter for what is sweet and what is sweet for what is bitter .”

Anything goes but what is good or normal .

Ruben
Member

Next up for left-leaning clergy of the Bay State:

“By the authority vested in me by the state of Massachusetts, I now pronounce thee man and wife. Sir, you may kiss your ass.”

poppajoe49
Member

“I now pronounce thee person and beast, er, I mean living being and living being”

flashingscotsman
Member

Nobody said they had to be living.

BarbR
Member

Yeah! What flashibngscotsman said! They could be, say, a rock. Nice and hard …

Oh BOOOO!!! LOL!

flashingscotsman
Member
JPTravis
Member

They probably can’t figure out why they get so many single male one-night campers…

BarbR
Member

… with a need for first aid to treat multiple abrasions …

flashingscotsman
Member

Imagine my surprise, when I saw that for the first time. I was a roller operator paving the road that goes past within plain view of it. I’m rolling back and forth, in a seat that faces to the side, when I saw it. Back and forth, back and forth. Then I took a break and walked over for a closer look. I was quite amazed, but there was nobody to show it to. So I brought a camera the next day.

JPTravis
Member

Do we dare ask how you posed in front of the rock?

flashingscotsman
Member

My camera back in the day had no self timer. I just wanted to document the rock. Now, when I go back with some models for a photo shoot in the dark, I’ll post a link.

KimmyQueen
Guest

LOL & EWWWW

JPTravis
Member

Your assumption that the donkey would be the wife shows how desperately you need progressive sensitivity training.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
Member
Progressive Hemrrhoid

Most Commiecrats are into necrophilia and other perversions too sick to even attempt to describe. While I really don’t care what somebody does in the privacy of their own home, I have to draw the line when they try to teach impressionable young minds that these things are normal behavior.
Immoral is immoral, some things can not be rationalized away.

poppajoe49
Member
Not so silent
Member

Crowley and Xpeespotman?

flashingscotsman
Member

Homonecrobestopedophiliacs?

JPTravis
Member

Short version: homophiliac. Which sounds like a gay person who bleeds a lot.

KimmyQueen
Guest

That. is. just. nasty…

JPTravis
Member

As Confucius say:

Man who have sex with donkey make ass of himself.

KimmyQueen
Guest

I am so ready to believe he actually said that because that would be good.

JPTravis
Member

Nah, I made it up. But Confucius really did say:

Man who have sex with sheep is very ba-a-a-d.

KimmyQueen
Guest

lol I remembered this when I read that:

http://youtu.be/NYcROqKRCIE

I was a Michael Rosenbaum fan for a long time hence why I saw that, I wasn’t looking for sheep/man love on youtube lol

flashingscotsman
Member

You never know what you’ll find on the interwebs. One time, I was wondering how the latex paint I planned on using would interact with the surface I was going to use it on. I did a search for latex bondage,…………………

KimmyQueen
Guest

ha ha that is hilarious

flashingscotsman
Member

There wasn’t much about how the paint was going to work. That’s ok, after looking diligently at each entry, (258,000), I didn’t have time to do the painting.

JPTravis
Member

I’ll bet that made your paintbrush stand up straight.

RKae
Member

I’d call you a sado-masochistic zoophilistic necrophile, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.

drb
Member

Ha! very good.

PsychoDad
Guest

Pansexual? What kind of freak gets off on kitchenware?

Karmaa
Member

I can’t believe I go away for a few weeks, and come back to this panorama!

Hope you all had a great kwanzaa!

KimmyQueen
Guest

Hi! Yes Kwanzaa was good

Karmaa
Member

I see you have a stalker Kimmy! I’m jealous!

KimmyQueen
Guest

Yes the hater is back stalking me and putting td on inocuous posts. It is probably the racist or the RP walking boner whom I smacked down a few days ago. Anyway I am in top form LOL

If you want a hater that could be one of your resolutions for the New Year 😀

drb
Member

So that’s Karmaa’s New Year’s resolution? She’s determined to gain a stalker?

KimmyQueen
Guest

Well a fweetness at least.

drb
Member

Maybe even a Precious and Sweet Hips too! Karmaa’s got talent.

drb
Member

Welcome back Karmaa!

Karmaa
Member

*Hugs* <3

poppajoe49
Member

Hey there kiddo! Good to see you back.

Karmaa
Member

Thanks =) It took 3 extra days to get home, including an unplanned night in Frankfurt. I had two suitcases full of German food which made it relatively unscathed, and 7 out of 8 contraband Cuban cigars made it through as well (1 exploded from the pressure, I guess). I decided to not try the Kinder-eggs this time, since they now carry a fine of up to $10,000 – but when I smuggle them from Canada, it’s $500 max. LOL I get such a thrill from breaking the law.

Anyway, glad to be home!

JPTravis
Member

I have shirt-tail relatives in Germany. I should have sent you around to toilet paper their houses.

drb
Member

What! no kinder-eggs? but, but, but I really miss ’em. As my daughter says…”ugh, sad face”

Trickie
Member

be careful with kitchenware sex, because spooning leads to forking

KimmyQueen
Guest

OMG that is a good one…

KimmyQueen
Guest

LOLOLOLOLOL

BarbR
Member

Kimmy, is that Thweetness giving you the thumbs down?

KimmyQueen
Guest

Yes! My stalker is out and about this New Year’s. On other threads too. It is hilarious. I feel so special.

xgman
Member

The world record for the longest is 19.1 seconds.

KimmyQueen
Guest

I don’t understand stupidity. I would ask you to explain but I really don’t care enough to read an explanation on that nonsensical comment.

flashingscotsman
Member

TD,…………….MO.

Besides, even in his stupid remarks, he is factually incorrect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCpPEnwQe3Q

drb
Member

Now Barb, how can you forget Fweetness?

BarbR
Member

LOL! I always get the lithp wrong.

JPTravis
Member

I think it has something to do with Peter Pan, not kitchenware.

drb
Member

No think pandemic, everywhere, everything, they are the “whatever” deviants

JPTravis
Member

So no matter what’s happening in the bedroom, they don’t panic?

Sidekick
Member

And they do it with panache.

KimmyQueen
Guest

OMG… is happening

JPTravis
Member

Yes, we’ve finally cured our pun habit… by developing a pan habit.

KimmyQueen
Guest

It is a Pan’s Labyrinth…

:-/ I tried…

JPTravis
Member

Participation in nonsense can be a panacea for the realities that dampen our mood.

drb
Member

it’s a panopoly of puns

CO2Insanity
Admin

Sounds more like a pandemic.

drb
Member

Oh gosh…I think we opened pandora’s box here.

poppajoe49
Member

Speaking of Pandora’s BOX………..

And I thought it was doing something kinky with a pan flute!

PsychoDad
Guest

Heh heh, he said “box.”

drb
Member

she. and I knew one of you guys would make a comment on that.

PsychoDad
Guest

Oops, beg your pardon.
/Heh heh, that’s what SHE said!

Sidekick
Member

Let’s not cheapAN the experience.

JPTravis
Member

Don’t pander to her.

drb
Member

Oh what’s the matter, JP? Got your panties in a wad?

drb
Member

you overexpanded yourself on that one.

JPTravis
Member

Talk about the pan calling the kettle black!

drb
Member

does it really cuz you such pangs to be nice to me? Or is this some new version of pulling ones pigtails?

JPTravis
Member

Don’t be a pane, woman.

Elrond Hubbard
Member

It’s pure pandemonium.

drb
Member

or pantywaists for that matter

Sidekick
Member

No need for us to act like pansies.

Sidekick
Member

No need to celebrate the whole pantheon of sexual deviancy.

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