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Bill Clinton to be honored as 2013 “Father of the Year.” His only child is 32 years old now, and when she was a kid he was busy having extramarital affairs, but the National Father’s Day Council announced today that he’s their honoree. When they get done crawling out of the rabbit hole, they’ll let us know whether Monica Lewinsky’s been invited to the ceremony.

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ooddballz
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ooddballz
January 11, 2013 3:48 am

I have referred to Slick Willie as a MOTHER on a number of occasions, does that count?

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
January 10, 2013 11:04 am

It’s a sick joke. Maybe Bill will be named “husband of the year” next. Chelsea is now 32 years old, 20 years ago, when she needed a real father, Bill was persuing blow jobs in the Oval Office. This award is worthless, but not nearly as worthless as Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart
January 10, 2013 10:07 am

National Father’s Day Council’s choice for Father Of The Year in 2007?
John Edwards.

http://www.momanddadday.com/about_fathers.htm

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 10, 2013 4:38 pm

They have quite the traffic record, don’t they?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 11, 2013 5:26 am

LOL, should have been track record!

flashingscotsman
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January 10, 2013 8:18 pm

With fathers like that, who needs enemies?

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 10, 2013 10:52 am

That is disgusting…

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 10, 2013 10:30 am

LMAO, Great catch!

MDLION
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MDLION
January 10, 2013 4:53 am

I don’t think even the liberal late night comedians are going to be able to resist this gold mine. He wasn’t much of a presidential candidate, but Mitt Romney is a faithful husband of more than 40 years and the father of five boys. He wouldn’t stand a chance for this award, would he? I guess neither would Rick Santorum, the faithful Pro-Life father of many children, including one with special needs.

davidintexas
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davidintexas
January 10, 2013 4:42 am

I STILL say that, when Bill Clinton was elected President by 43% of the vote in 1992, THAT was the point at which America began a decline that may be permanent. When the electorate will stoop so low as to put a man in office that is utterly ammoral, an ignorant two-bit hick, a liar, and a low-life – what can you expect. Good job Democrats – Clinton was a GIANT leap toward your aim to destroy the nation.

flashingscotsman
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January 10, 2013 8:13 pm

Not exactly Ronald Reagan, is he?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 9, 2013 9:37 pm

His only child is 32 years old now

As Dan and Fenster have alluded to, we have no idea how many children he actually has, we just know about the one.

Fenster314
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Fenster314
January 9, 2013 7:33 pm

I think he’s earned the award. Considering the number of “bimbo eruptions” he’s experienced, I’d say he’s likely got at least 20 or 30 kids out there somewhere.

xgman
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xgman
January 9, 2013 6:58 pm

I would hate to be a midget in a crowded elevator.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
January 10, 2013 10:48 am

You’re a mental midget in a crowded blog.

Dan
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Dan
January 9, 2013 6:32 pm

Does anyone really know…including ol Slick Willy, just how many children he may have fathered? 😉

flashingscotsman
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January 10, 2013 8:10 pm

Quantity, not quality?

Sidekick
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Sidekick
January 9, 2013 5:57 pm

The progs love to congratulate each other. It is pathetic. Look no further than the Academy Awards or the Nobel Peace Prize.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 11, 2013 10:40 am

Headline of the week

“If Bill Clinton is “Father of the Year,” Roman Polanski Should Receive “Baby-Sitter of the Century” Award”

I’ll leave the Whoopi jokes alone.

barbiegirl ny
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barbiegirl ny
January 9, 2013 5:33 pm

After Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, does this really surprise anyone?

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 9, 2013 5:37 pm

Yeah kind of. He doesn’t have children he has an adult daughter. He hasn’t really demonstrated any of the features and things that he is supposed to be honored from.

With Obama the Nobel people were truthful. They did acknowledge that he did not do anything YET, but that they were hopeful for the future and it was the PROMISE of future peace from his Presidency that they were rewarding. Obama didn’t deserve it nor does he deserve it now, but at least there was truth that it wasn’t on anything he did but what people thought he was going to do.

With Clinton is like ha? I don’t know weird :-/

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 9, 2013 4:41 pm

Uhm…. ‘k…

So… uhm wow… I don’t even know what the heck is this about. I would have understood Obama actually but Bill Clinton? :-/

Trickie
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Trickie
January 9, 2013 4:38 pm

And 2014 it will be Tiger’s Wood

Plainsman
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Plainsman
January 9, 2013 4:37 pm

FROM THE WEBSITE: The National Father’s Day Committee, an entity of the Father’s Day/Mother’s Day Council, each year confers Father of the Year Honors on contemporary lifestyle leaders of our culture whose lives are dedicated to family, citizenship, charity, civility, responsibility and reverence.

“lifestyle leaders of our culture”????? WTF does that mean?

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
January 9, 2013 8:26 pm

I have this sort of sick feeling that the “National Father’s/Mother’s Day Council”, again whatever TF that is, is funded by the taxpayers.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 10, 2013 10:29 am

Hallmark.

JPTravis
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January 9, 2013 4:40 pm

And “reverence” of what? There’s only one thing Clinton reveres.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 9, 2013 4:44 pm

His penis? or vaginas in general?

Sorry if I am being crude but the guy has problems…

flashingscotsman
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January 10, 2013 10:32 am

Money and power. With those, he can get whatever he wants.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 9, 2013 4:26 pm

No, no, no, they have it all wrong. Slick Willy is the 2013 Motherf@*&@r of the year.
PS, I bet he fondles somebody at the awards ceremony.

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