Author: J.P. Travis

Twitter censors black pro-lifers. They had the audacity to question the NAACP’s liberal policies and mention “the failure of the civil rights organization to represent the best interests of the community.” What were they thinking? Black people aren’t allowed to criticize the left! Everybody knows that!

Muslim who raped 13-year-old avoids prison because… [Warning: stop reading if you have blood pressure issues] …he “did not know” it was illegal to rape 13-year-olds. Seriously. A British judge bought it. This legal precedent will henceforth be referred to as the Ignorant Muslim Defense.

Media given propaganda instructions at Obamacare seminar. Selected media bitches of SABEW dutifully assembled and learned how to sell Obamacare to consumers and business owners. 17 mainstream “reporters,” tails between their legs, obedient and compliant, listened with tongues out, panting in their eagerness to please the pack leaders in Washington. (We don’t mean to sound harsh.)

New Republic falls for phony photo of Obama skeet shooting. The photo shows a gun photoshopped in place of a golf club. New Republic was anxious to find backup for their claim that President Gun Control skeet shoots “all the time” at Camp David so they fell for something off a parody site.

ObamaCare Survival Guide hits New York Times bestseller list. Now we need ObamaCare manuals to supplement our income tax manuals. Coming soon, ObamaGunControl manuals that explain exactly what you can own and when you’re allowed to hold a BB gun.

Arab Spring turns into Arab Winter. President Mohammed Morsi has declared a state of emergency in Egypt. Apparently Egyptians aren’t happy with the Muslim Brotherhood regime Obama finagled into power and many of them openly express how much they miss Mubarek, the guy Obama pressured to resign.

Boy Scouts about to end ban on gay leaders. Because, let’s face it, the man we want camping in the woods with our son is the guy most likely to be sexually attracted to him.

Martha Raddatz and her Bizarro interview with Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ). She asked questions for six minutes, addressing every current liberal talking point, but never broached the issue of Bob’s hiring of underage Dominican hookers.

Photos of Iran’s machine for amputating fingers. Islam is so backward and bloodthirsty even the finger-chopping-off machines look like overkill. Doesn’t that thing look like it should be in your garage sawing plywood?

Obama hasn’t filed legally required quarterly stimulus report since 2011. Wouldn’t you think the mainstream media would be curious about what happened to $831 billion? And demand some answers?

Topless Ukrainian women invade Davos. They removed their tops in freezing temperatures and attacked the World Economic Forum to “call attention to the needs of the world’s poor.” Finally, a cause we can all grasp.

Networks cover giant pro-life rally without using the word “life.” Everything is a propaganda war now and the abortion industry prefers that pro-life people be called “anti-choice.” Or “anti-abortion.” And the network news people are mindless drones so they’ve surrendered to the point where they refuse to use the word “life” even while staring at giant 40-foot-wide Pro Life banners.

Required military equipment now that women are frontline combat troops? It’s called a GoGirl. It allows women to pee standing up. Hooah.

Lego accused of racism for Jabba the Hutt palace. The Turkish Cultural Community of Austria claims the Lego palace was based on the Hagia Sophia mosque in Istanbul. Since the two buildings really don’t look alike and “Muslim” is not a race, it’s an odd claim. Also, notice how the Turks fail to mention that Hagia Sophia was originally a Christian basilica before it was stolen and converted.

18 of 27 worst bosses on Capitol Hill are Democrats. And Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is the very worst. Hmm, maybe it has something to do with being flagrantly offensively stupid.

Paul Ryan booed at inaugural celebration. The booing was started by Dan Freeman, an Obama appointee to the Voting Rights Section of the Department of Justice. If you thought they lacked class during the first term…

Is it just our imagination or did Michelle rent a Chinese communist costume at the Halloween store for today’s inauguration? (That’s Mao’s third wife on the right. You be the judge.)

Yet another lovestruck CNN reporter. Three days after stalker Tom Foreman admitted his Obama obsession, here’s co-worker Jim Acosta waxing bromantic as the president walks by: “You know, I feel like I should pinch myself right now!” God knows what part of his body he was pinching.

CBS political news director advises Obama to destroy Republicans. Just another objective journalist who couldn’t define objective if you paid him a million dollars. Knowing CBS, when they hear about this they’ll promote him.

Obsessed stalker correspondent at CNN wrote President Obama 1,460 letters. And Obama didn’t write back once. It’s romantic tragedy Shakespearean in its heartache and sadness. Maybe the poor sap should start a broken hearts club with Chris “Thrill up my leg” Matthews.

NBC reporting that Adam Lanza took nothing but handguns into school. No rifle. If true, it means all this “assault rifle” hysteria Democrats are generating is irrelevant to what happened at Sandy Hook Elementary School.

Al Gore nets another $29 million for being Al Gore. This is what’s wrong with America – instead of smart industrious people, dumb connected people are the ones getting rich.

PolitiFact “Lie of the Year” turns out to be true. Surely the Tampa Bay Times, being ethical journalists and professionals, will publish a retraction and apologize to Romney. [Insert punchline here.]

Obama Administration sets aside 1.7 million acres for 4,612 sage grouse. That’s 368 acres per bird.

White House Jobs Council hasn’t had a meeting in over a year. It’s a question of priorities, you see. There was a campaign to run, speeches to give, vacations to take, an Islamic takeover of the Middle East to support, guns to confiscate, birth control to mandate, and a fiscal cliff to drive over. Jobs are way down the list for our busy president.