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Bitches can’t catch a break. Dog owners are complaining the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is stacked against females, with the proof being that twice as many males win “Best in Show.” And, in the spirit of fairness for which IHTM is famous, let us point out that not once has the top prize gone to a transgender dog.

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PsychoDad
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“Dog owners”? Or “spittle-frothing leftist lunatics who happen to own dogs so they can posture self-righteously about ‘animal rights’ issues”?

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danybhoy
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danybhoy

If you think you have a dog that can do something on this level, gender does not matter. WKC is a big deal, & this sounds like sour grapes.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

No transgender dogs!? And we think we are civilized…

MGAP
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MGAP

I know where this one is going… maybe we should hit ‘paws’ and not go down the rabbit hole, yet again…

MGAP
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MGAP

Yeah, I couldn’t do it. Sorry.

JPTravis
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No need to apologize. You obviously have an addiction so we won’t dog you.

sifi
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sifi

No whining from me.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Just a little drooling? Maybe a nice poop on the lawn would clear your mind of the puns.

sifi
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sifi

No need being dogmatic.

JPTravis
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Don’t try to outfox me. When it comes to puns, I’m still the leader of the pack.

MGAP
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MGAP

That sounds like a tall tail to me.

sifi
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sifi

His bark is much worse than his bite.

MGAP
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MGAP

Yup,he’s quite the alpha mail, man.

JPTravis
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You two can bite me.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

You guys are getting out of hand so I think I will go off somewhere to lick my ass and clean my balls.

sifi
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sifi

Why do dogs lick those places?

Cause they can.

MGAP
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MGAP

Ok, I’ll buy that. But why would whiskeyriver lick his own ass? That’s gotta take some dogged determination and flexibility.

sifi
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sifi

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whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

I gotta learn how to post pictures like you guys do. Every time I try I have to delete the post because it is screwed up.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

LOL…If I was that flexible I could make some money posting pictures!

MGAP
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MGAP

and in our depraved society there probably IS a niche porn market for cantankerous old guys licking they own backsides yo…

😉

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

LOL…If we didn’t laugh we would be crying because you are probably right.

JPTravis
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Finally, an Internet app that could make you rich…

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

I don’t know what an app is but if I had one it wouldn’t matter I’m still not that agile.

ooddballz
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ooddballz

Not even going there, I got no dog in this fight.