Author: J.P. Travis

John Conyers III arrested for body-slamming girlfriend, spitting on her, cutting her with knife. Sounds like a chip off the old block. No wonder Daddy is endorsing him for Congress.

Mainstream media screws the pooch again. Friday it was ABC’s Brian Ross saying candidate Trump ordered Flynn to contact the Russians. Wasn’t true. Today everybody in the media was having an orgasm because Mueller subpoenaed Trump’s Deutsche Bank records from 20 years ago. Turns out that’s not true either. They’re like rabid dogs, foaming at the mouth for a drink of revenge yet completely unable to slake their thirst, pitiful creatures with no hope of recovery.

Michigan State economics professor says $21 trillion is missing. He and some graduate students were reviewing federal government finances back to 1998 and found repeated instances of unauthorized extra-constitutional transfers, in one case for $800 billion at once. When he asked the feds about the transfers, the feds removed the online links to the reports so he couldn’t see them anymore.

Brown University to let students “self identify” as persons of color. In other words, at Brown you can be brown even if you’re not brown as long as you’re attending Brown.

Congressional Hispanic Caucus won’t let Republican join. Maybe they should change their name to something more honest. How about Yet Another Group Of Whiny Democrats, This Time Masquerading As An Hispanic Caucus?

Did Pope Francis just call us perverts? If you deny the science behind the Global Warming scare, you have a “perverse attitude” according to the pope. This from the guy who has done nothing to curb or punish the many actual perverts in the Catholic priesthood.

Donald Trump sentenced to death. By North Korea. For calling Kim Jong-In short and fat. (Kim is 5’7″ and weighs 290 lbs. but he’s merely well-fed, not fat.)

SNL hypocrites do comedy skit on Roy Moore sex scandal. While still ignoring the Harvey Weinstein scandal which is five weeks old now. Nor have they done skits on Ben Affleck, George Takei, Louis C.K., yada yada, etc.

Wonder Woman out! Unless Warner Bros. removes accused serial sexual-harassing producer Brett Ratner from the franchise. Look at their photos… what would you do if you were Warner Bros.?

Finally! an electric car that makes sense. And by the way, how smart is a certain unnamed Internet columnist who’s been telling everybody for a decade that electric cars will never make sense until supercapacitors are scaled up to car size? Well, guess what: Lamborghini has a new concept car that not only heals itself like a Terminator but uses carbon nanotube supercapacitors… which take up no space because they are actually formed into the car’s body panels, recharge very quickly, and hold more charge than batteries could. Everything Tesla has been doing? Utter nonsense propped up by government subsidies.

Happy Veterans Day and thank you for serving. That sentiment meant for all but especially for my father, still alive and kicking as he approaches his 99th birthday. Not many WWII vets left, especially frontline infantry officers. I asked him this morning if he had any dreams about the war last night. He answered, “Hell no. I dreamed about sex.”

Atheist shoots churchgoers. Death toll stands at 26 with dozens of others wounded. By the way, the state of Texas denied him a gun permit so once again we see that gun control laws are not the answer.

Oops, they didn’t think that through… But we bet church attendance among men skyrocketed this morning.

Next big sex scandal hits Hollywood. Pedophilia at Nickelodeon. Read it and weep. Corey Feldman has been warning everybody for years, like a lonely Paul Revere riding around shouting, “The perverts are here! The perverts are here!”

Turkish man honor kills himself live on Facebook. To paraphrase an old lawyer joke: what do you call it when a crazy Muslim kills himself to save his honor?

Wall Street Journal calls on Robert Mueller to resign. ‘Bout time a major newspaper mustered up the courage to point out the emperor is naked.

Can you spot the racist Corn Pop? According to one Saladin Ahmed, the only brown corn pop in this illustration is working as a janitor and that makes the Kellogg’s Corn Pops box racist. Kellogg’s has already apologized but we think someone should ask Saladin why he thinks being gainfully employed is insulting.

Another liberal bites the dust in sexual harassment purge. The left is in a sexual harassment feeding frenzy and eating its own… so to speak. Five women are accusing Mark Halperin, co-author of Game Change and former employee at ABC News, of sexual harassment. MSNBC immediately fired him.

Even worse than Weinstein. In the wake of the Harvey Weinstein scandal and the snowballing fury of outraged feminists, fashion magazines Vogue, GQ, and Glamour have decided they will no longer use soft-porn celebrity photographer Terry Richardson… who liked to photograph himself in the company of famous people while naked and sporting an erection. Barack Obama’s spokespeople had no comment.

Did a pig just fly over? We only ask because the Washington Post just admitted Obama screwed up the Middle East.

Side-by-side with herd of RINOs, Trump bellies up to the federal trough. President Trump overruled EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt’s decision to ease Renewable Fuel Standards, so federal subsidies to corn growers will continue to grow… just like Trump promised during the Iowa primaries.

Ohio newspaper edits Trump photo to add Hitler mustache. When readers got upset, they issued the following statement:

“While we edit photos on a daily basis, this particular photo was edited in a sloppy manner to make it appear the president had a mustache. The Wapakoneta Daily News would never intentionally insult our president in any manner.”

Got that? It was unintentional. And if you believe that, Harvey Weinstein wants to offer you an acting job in his hotel room.

Satanists trying to force Christian baker to bake birthday cake for Lucifer. The Gay Mafia opened the cage door; now every vicious critter in the zoo will be rampaging through it.

Presbyterian Church mega-minister says Jesus is a liar. This might be worse than what the lesbian over at the United Methodist Church recently said. How are these leftwing humanist non-Christians getting put in charge of our Christian churches?

After White House says Congress takes too many vacations… Paul Ryan’s House votes to extend its vacation.