Category: 2019 News

Oops, they didn’t think that through… But we bet church attendance among men skyrocketed this morning.

Mueller Has Enough Evidence to Bring Charges in Flynn Investigation: Mueller could have enough evidence to charge Bill and Hillary Clinton. However, given Mueller’s likely knowledge/involvement, that scenario does not seem overly likely.

Next big sex scandal hits Hollywood. Pedophilia at Nickelodeon. Read it and weep. Corey Feldman has been warning everybody for years, like a lonely Paul Revere riding around shouting, “The perverts are here! The perverts are here!”

Donna Brazile: I found ‘proof’ the DNC rigged the nomination for Hillary Clinton: Rat deserts sinking ship, fails to mention that -by giving Hillary debate questions- she was in on the rigging. Note: If Brazile isn’t afraid to take on the Clinton’s, she must know something awful is coming their way.

McCain: We must fight ‘propaganda and crackpot conspiracy theories’: Coming from the wacko bird that played a major role in spreading the crackpot Trump Dossier, these statements from McCain are almost as rich as the family he married into.

Turkish man honor kills himself live on Facebook. To paraphrase an old lawyer joke: what do you call it when a crazy Muslim kills himself to save his honor?

Wall Street Journal calls on Robert Mueller to resign. ‘Bout time a major newspaper mustered up the courage to point out the emperor is naked.

Can you spot the racist Corn Pop? According to one Saladin Ahmed, the only brown corn pop in this illustration is working as a janitor and that makes the Kellogg’s Corn Pops box racist. Kellogg’s has already apologized but we think someone should ask Saladin why he thinks being gainfully employed is insulting.

Another liberal bites the dust in sexual harassment purge. The left is in a sexual harassment feeding frenzy and eating its own… so to speak. Five women are accusing Mark Halperin, co-author of Game Change and former employee at ABC News, of sexual harassment. MSNBC immediately fired him.

Even worse than Weinstein. In the wake of the Harvey Weinstein scandal and the snowballing fury of outraged feminists, fashion magazines Vogue, GQ, and Glamour have decided they will no longer use soft-porn celebrity photographer Terry Richardson… who liked to photograph himself in the company of famous people while naked and sporting an erection. Barack Obama’s spokespeople had no comment.

Did a pig just fly over? We only ask because the Washington Post just admitted Obama screwed up the Middle East.

Side-by-side with herd of RINOs, Trump bellies up to the federal trough. President Trump overruled EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt’s decision to ease Renewable Fuel Standards, so federal subsidies to corn growers will continue to grow… just like Trump promised during the Iowa primaries.

Ohio newspaper edits Trump photo to add Hitler mustache. When readers got upset, they issued the following statement:

“While we edit photos on a daily basis, this particular photo was edited in a sloppy manner to make it appear the president had a mustache. The Wapakoneta Daily News would never intentionally insult our president in any manner.”

Got that? It was unintentional. And if you believe that, Harvey Weinstein wants to offer you an acting job in his hotel room.

Satanists trying to force Christian baker to bake birthday cake for Lucifer. The Gay Mafia opened the cage door; now every vicious critter in the zoo will be rampaging through it.

Presbyterian Church mega-minister says Jesus is a liar. This might be worse than what the lesbian over at the United Methodist Church recently said. How are these leftwing humanist non-Christians getting put in charge of our Christian churches?

John McCain EXPLODES on FOX Reporter For Asking If His Votes Are Protest of Trump: John McCain single handedly killed the type of Obamacare overhaul that he has ostensibly supported since 2010. It was a fair question that McSame has no answer for.

NFL Players Now Kneeling To Protest The ‘GENDER PAY GAP’: Quick questions for all these woke folks, how much does the highest female quarterback in the NFL make a year? The highest paid female running back? The highest paid female wide receiver? The highest paid female coach? Seriously though, what can you do with a bunch of guys that are too stupid to realize that without the freakish devotion of a group of Americans, that they are doing everything within their power to insult, the marginal productivity of a professional football player will mean exactly one thing; minimum wage.

‘Cold creepiness rarely seen’: Hillary seethes when asked about Wikileaks. We can think of a lot of things that qualify as “cold creepiness rarely seen’. For example there is selling your countries uranium supply to Russia for a kickback, or there is attacking the victims of your husband’s sex crimes so that you can run for President one day, there is slut-shaming a twelve year old in the hopes that you can get her rapist a lighter sentence, or you could steal money from disaster victim’s in Haiti to pay for your daughter’s wedding, and who could forget bringing up the possibility of using drones to assassinate journalists? Apparently Julian Assange didn’t, which might be why he revealed the crimes of Hillary Clinton for all the world to see. If anything Hillary would be wise to stop antagonizing the man. Who knows what information he has about Seth Rich?

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New Bipartisan Bump Stock Bill Would Actually Ban All Semi-Automatic Rifles: You give an inch, and they’ll take your guns.