You cannot make this stuff up. Well, we can’t make it up, but Los Angeles Times columnist Meghan Daum can. She can even, we assume, make herself believe it.
We’ve all see numerous cases of the President stuttering and stammering when he attempts to speak without his Teleprompter. Well, you’ll be glad to know it’s not really a stutter. No, it’s merely an “intellectual stammer” caused by the fact that he’s so smart that his big mouth can’t keep up with his giant brain.
It’s not that Obama can’t speak clearly. It’s that he employs the intellectual stammer. Not to be confused with a stutter, which the president decidedly does not have, the intellectual stammer signals a brain that is moving so fast that the mouth can’t keep up. The stammer is commonly found among university professors, characters in Woody Allen movies and public thinkers of the sort that might appear on C-SPAN but not CNN…
Yo, Meghan. Does this explain Joe Biden’, too?
Source: Los Angeles Times via NewsBusters.org
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Meghan Daum is Smrt
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RockingHorseGuy, thank you. I guess I need to be more obvious when I'm being sarcastic. His "supercomputer" brain is the Commodore Vic-20 of supercomputers!
OK, we know that stuttering is caused by the brain working faster than the mouth, "intellectual stammering" could be the same, but it would present itself when reading aloud (using a teleprompter) because the brain reads the words faster than the mouth can say them, so that should disprove him "suffering" from that malady.
As mentioned before, it is more likely that he stammers because he cannot come up with a plausible lie for whatever question he has been stumped with, or he is trying to sort out all the previous lies in that supercomputer of a brain of his, so that he doesn't get caught.
I don't know if that's it either, because he's been caught in so many lies already. I think he likes to take the edge off of being the Big Cahoona with a little toke of Maui Wowy just before he hits the teleprompters.
I don't think PoppaJoe meant that Obama was GOOD at sorting out the lies, just that his brain was about to explode with the effort.
Just a simple case of 'his alligator mouth over running his hummingbird ass'.
Like most politicians!
Damn. You could practically hear the *thump thump* sound as her kneepads hit the floor.
This guy is stupider than Sock Puppet! Either he didn't read the story at all or didn't understand the big words.
(In case you've lost track, this is in re Bailey.)
Oooooh, the "intellectual stammer". Of course, when Reagan or one of the Bushes hestitated slightly while speaking, it was a sign of Alzheimers. What a difference having a stinking "D" after your name can make.
You can get away with murder, literally, this is not a for instance we all know whom I am talking about.
Croatia... Ron Brown
Fort Marcy Park... Vince Foster
Starbuck's in Georgetown... Mary Mahoney
The list is quite long. And, yes, we know who you are talkin' 'bout KQ.
Even when he puts words together reading the teleprompter I cannot stand the sound of his voice. This doesn't help matters any.
I know the type she is talking, and it doesn't fit for Obama.