LA Times: Obama is so smart that his mouth can’t keep up with his brain

by editor on May 28, 2011

You cannot make this stuff up. Well, we can’t make it up, but Los Angeles Times columnist Meghan Daum can. She can even, we assume, make herself believe it.

We’ve all see numerous cases of the President stuttering and stammering when he attempts to speak without his Teleprompter. Well, you’ll be glad to know it’s not really a stutter. No, it’s merely an “intellectual stammer” caused by the fact that he’s so smart that his big mouth can’t keep up with his giant brain.

It’s not that Obama can’t speak clearly. It’s that he employs the intellectual stammer. Not to be confused with a stutter, which the president decidedly does not have, the intellectual stammer signals a brain that is moving so fast that the mouth can’t keep up. The stammer is commonly found among university professors, characters in Woody Allen movies and public thinkers of the sort that might appear on C-SPAN but not CNN…

Yo, Meghan. Does this explain Joe Biden’, too?

Source: Los Angeles Times via NewsBusters.org

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Josh Gillam
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poppajoe49
Member

RockingHorseGuy, thank you. I guess I need to be more obvious when I’m being sarcastic. His “supercomputer” brain is the Commodore Vic-20 of supercomputers!

poppajoe49
Member

OK, we know that stuttering is caused by the brain working faster than the mouth, “intellectual stammering” could be the same, but it would present itself when reading aloud (using a teleprompter) because the brain reads the words faster than the mouth can say them, so that should disprove him “suffering” from that malady.
As mentioned before, it is more likely that he stammers because he cannot come up with a plausible lie for whatever question he has been stumped with, or he is trying to sort out all the previous lies in that supercomputer of a brain of his, so that he doesn’t get caught.

hisham
Guest

I don’t know if that’s it either, because he’s been caught in so many lies already. I think he likes to take the edge off of being the Big Cahoona with a little toke of Maui Wowy just before he hits the teleprompters.

RockingHorseGuy
Member

I don’t think PoppaJoe meant that Obama was GOOD at sorting out the lies, just that his brain was about to explode with the effort.

Dragonfish
Member

Just a simple case of ‘his alligator mouth over running his hummingbird ass’.
Like most politicians!

PsychoDad
Member

Damn. You could practically hear the *thump thump* sound as her kneepads hit the floor.

PsychoDad
Member

This guy is stupider than Sock Puppet! Either he didn’t read the story at all or didn’t understand the big words.

(In case you’ve lost track, this is in re Bailey.)

Buck O'Fama
Guest

Oooooh, the “intellectual stammer”. Of course, when Reagan or one of the Bushes hestitated slightly while speaking, it was a sign of Alzheimers. What a difference having a stinking “D” after your name can make.

KimmyQueen
Guest

You can get away with murder, literally, this is not a for instance we all know whom I am talking about.

Ruben
Member

Croatia… Ron Brown
Fort Marcy Park… Vince Foster
Starbuck’s in Georgetown… Mary Mahoney

The list is quite long. And, yes, we know who you are talkin’ ’bout KQ.

LA Sunset
Member

Even when he puts words together reading the teleprompter I cannot stand the sound of his voice. This doesn’t help matters any.

alien
Guest

I know the type she is talking, and it doesn’t fit for Obama.

KimmyQueen
Guest

I understand that she wants to put her lord and savior in the best light possible, but her lord and savior is not helping himself, so for her to overreach like this makes her a pathetic freak.

Ruben
Member

An empty head, heart and soul makes for a lousy lord and savior.

Think I’ll stick by the one with an empty tomb.

nonkenyan
Member

Me too

KimmyQueen
Guest

For real…

hisham
Guest

I’m right there with ya Ruben.

hisham
Guest

Intellectual stammer huh, that’s a new one. I’ve never hear what he does called an intellectual stammer before, but there’s a first time for everything. His fawning media will do and say anything for this nation pimp and his stable of willing media ho’s will stand on any street corner, on any soapbox, and in front of any camera and publicly lick the soles of his shoes to prove to the rest of us just how aseptic this pimp is. Problem is, they’re already dying from whatever STD he’s given them! I don’t want any part of that death, that death has ONLY one outcome and ONLY one destination! Thank you, but I’ll stick with what I know.

CO2Insanity
Admin

Actually he gets his stutter from watching too many Porky Pig cartoons….abadee..abadee…abadee….abadee….th-th-th-that’s all folks!

Ruben
Member

…porkulus spender that Obama is, your post makes perfect sense.

jukin
Guest

Stammering = Sign of Super Intelligence.

Not knowing the year = Sign of Super Intelligence.

Reading the Irish PM’s speech and thanking himself = Sign of Super Intelligence.

Thinking there are 57 states = Sign of Super Intelligence.

Profit & earnings ratio = Sign of Super Intelligence.

If the guy forgets how to tie his shoes the press will declare him the smartest man in history.

DJ
Guest

Don’t forget mispronouncing “corpsman” is DEFINITELY a Sign of Super Intelligence.

Oops! I commented before I saw Buck O’Fama’s post.

Buck O'Fama
Guest

Let’s not forget teaching us the correct way to pronounce “corpsman”. You know, I look at more than a dozen freakin’ dictionaries and not ONE of them shows the correct pronounciation!

loshonhora
Member

don’t forget not knowing how to use an umbrella.

Big Al
Member

Thanks for bringing up those golden oldies!

KimmyQueen
Guest

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Hilarious! That was good.

Bailey
Guest

Who cares if he has a stutter? Does this make him less able to perform his duties as a president? and if it were a handicap, are you condoning making fun of disabled people? I know would be nervous if I were up speaking in front of a crowd without a teleprompter. You would probably stammer, too.

brm
Member

” I know would be nervous if I were up speaking in front of a crowd without a teleprompter. You would probably stammer, too.”

Bailey, I agree with you that I’d be a stammerin’ fool in front of a crowd without my full compliment of teleprompters.

But one-on-one with Bill O’Reilly? ONE-ON-ONE. No, hang on, let me get this right. Wo-wo-wo-one-on-one.

Oh, and best regards to Livvy!

KimmyQueen
Guest

I am sure you NEVER ever ever made fun of Bush then when he either stammered or said something stupid right?

Ruben
Member

Plus, KQ, though I’m not fan of Bush, I wonder if Mr. Soetero can fly a jet?

KimmyQueen
Guest

I don’t think he could fly a jet, if he did, he would probably fly it the same way he sips beer.

nonkenyan
Member

Good one, KimmieQueen

hisham
Guest

I don’t think he can fly a jet but I bet he can zip his fly, in fact, I bet he can do that much better than Slick Willy ever did.

Big Al
Member

A speech handicap couldn’t be because of heavy drug use earlier in life could it? Maybe we should be concerned about what else isn’t working in his rasoodock.
BTW-when did he give up drugs?

hisham
Guest

Good point Big Al. I seem to recall, way back when, when I was young and stupider, I used big words like uhhh and errr and umm alot when I was stoned. Maybe what Obama has isn’t an intellectual butt-plug, or what ever, maybe he’s a closet stoner and the media just covers for him because they’re a bunch of enablers.

hisham
Guest

Bailey, are you related to Irish Cream? Go carry water for the asshole-in-chief on some other website!

Bruce
Guest

So the scenes in the Honeymooners, wasn’t Ralph being nervous or lying, it was just his giant intellect trying to come out of his mouth too quickly. It’s all making sense now.

Humuna Humuna..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFbDNyugmFk

Big Al
Member

From Tropic Thunder-“Never go full retard.”

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Bruce
Guest

No, he stammers because he has soooo many lies to tell. He can’t get them out as fast as he wants.

Plainsman
Member

You could also say that he stammers because he’s trying to sort out all the lies he’s already told so that he can make another one fit into the whole of all the others.

Or, he stammers simply because he doesn’t effin’ know what to say next and he’s just searching for some intellectual words to string together. I really believe this one.

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