I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Mike Bloomberg reveals he didn’t run for President because he worried his record as Mayor of New York meant he could not hide his true beliefs in order to win. Just what we need – President Big Gulp.

No More Pro-Gun-Rights Action in 2017? The GOP in Congress will sit on their hands again and then in 2018 they’ll all wonder why they lost the Senate, or the House, or perhaps both, to the Democrats. We were looking forward to a national concealed carry bill if nothing else. You don’t need a different driver’s licence for each state when travelling, so why should you need a concealed carry licence for each state? This would especially benefit anyone travelling through or living in communist states like California, New Jersey, New York, etc.

The Nutty Muslim Professor. Another Muslim tries to get ahead by pretending to be a hate crime victim.

Writer for liberal magazine tears into Chelsea Clinton in hilarious column: ‘You’re a public hazard.’ She could stop an 8 Day Clock with one look.

Noting that the Democratic Party has now found some cohesiveness with their anti-Trump sentiment, Franks said that “a Jeb-style destruction” is unlikely for the Democratic Party with one caveat: “But never say never. If anyone could make it happen, Chelsea could,” Franks declared.

Maxine Waters Slated to Pay Daughter Another $108K From Campaign Funds. Until this shit stops we don’t want to hear one word from the Democrats about Trump’s family members.

Catholic diocese reprimands Catholic teacher for quoting Catholic saint. This is as illogical as Notre Dame University inviting Barack Obama to be their commencement speaker in 2009.

US to honor Australia refugee deal Trump called ‘dumb.’ Looks like Trump’s trying to go full Demotard.

Watch: The Simpsons expertly mock & troll sensitive liberal college students in hilarious skit. The truth about special snowflakes.

Bill Nye: Pruitt, DeVos ‘the least qualified people on the planet’ for their agencies: Says the guys whose main qualification for being a “science expert” is having played one on TV.

Candidate Trump Promised To Terminate DACA. President Trump Says DREAMers Should ‘Rest Easy.’ We’re not so sure whether Trump is breaking a promise or prioritizing. Getting rid of the criminals and gang members should be the immediate priority.

Leftyfa Nuts Unmasked at Richard Spencer Event Held Near Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama.

Two things:

1. Richard Spencer is a racist nutbag and we do not support him in anyway. But as Voltaire -enlightenment era philosopher, writer and satirist- put it: ” “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” OK, so Voltaire didn’t really say it. Some girl named Evelyn Beatrice Hall said it, but Voltaire very likely thought it, and probably would have said it had he realized what an awesome statement it is. But then again he would likely have said it in French. So it might not have had the same gravitas.

2. Can we stop calling these people Antifa? If they were any less fascist they would be Oswald Mosley. Mosley was a member of the British Aristocracy and the leader of the BFU -or the British Union of Fascists. Just like leftyfa he and his pals liked to dress up and play pretend soldier in the streets.

https://youtu.be/8t-IT0fM-n0

After “Berkeley Beat-Down,” Antifa Wants Combat Training, Guns. We recommend they get the below model.

Champs-Élysées‬‬ attack: 1 police officer killed, another injured in Paris shooting. Yet more proof bringing in unvetted Muslims by the thousands and having strict gun control laws works like a charm. Oh nevermind.

UPDATE: 2nd LEO has died.

Democrats begin to wonder: When do we win? We have some pro tips for them:

1. When they quit running shitty candidates like Hillary
2. When their Antifa special snowflakes quit rioting
3. When they ditch the nutty college professor
4. When they quit trying to take away 2nd Amendment rights and start restoring them
5. When they ditch George Soros
6. When they send photos of Bill at Paedophile Island to the FBI
7. When we get to read Hillary’s emails.
8. When they quit spying on everyone and everything

There’s some tips for starters. Any other suggestions?

Chuck Grassley expects Supreme Court resignation ‘this summer.’ We’re laying a bet on ‘Notorious RBG,’ AKA: Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Starbucks barista has meltdown over Unicorn Frappuccino. Seriously, we wonder how this special snowflake would deal with having a real job?

According to the Associated Press: The racist mass-murdering terrorist in Fresno didn’t shout “Allahu Akbar!” when he was arrested–he shouted “God is great” in Arabic.

Abuse of Power — California Prosecutor Jeff Rosen Dismisses Felony Cases to Spare Criminals Deportation. Yeah baby. All illegal aliens who are planning on committing felonies should move to Santa Clara County and do them there and spare the rest of the state from their criminal activities.

Suspected Fresno spree killer may have threatened Trump on social media. We think the tip off was he yelled allahu akbar as he was killing people. He also allegedly killed a security guard at a local Motel 6. In spite of this it’s the usual BS of “it’s too early to tell if this was a terrorist attack.”

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Dem: Congress Should ‘Educate’ The Rest Of America On Importance Of ‘Sacred’ DC. This Democrat dufus must think he’s some sort of tin god.

Chelsea Clinton on cover of Variety’s “Power of Women” issue. The million dollar question: why?

Georgia Dem: No issue I don’t live in district. Nothing is ever an issue with the Democrats. They do whatever they want. You can bet your bippy the hypocrites would be screaming bloody murder if this was a Republican candidate doing this.

Supreme Court bars Griffen from hearing cases related to executions. This is the dummy judge who stopped 7 executions in Arkansas by banning using vecuronium bromide and then who went to a death penalty protest. About time someone started going after activists judges. SCOTUS should ban the 9th Circuit from ruling too.

Weekly Thread 4/17 to 4/24/17. Divided USA.

90,000 Christians martyred in 2016. And the rate of slaughter is increasing.