U.S. ‘backed plan to launch chemical weapon attack on Syria and blame it on Assad’s regime.’ If Congress doesn’t immediately investigate this and if true, immediately impeach Obama, them we will figure the Republic of the United States of America has ceased to exist and we’re living under a dictatorship.

ObamaCare Survival Guide hits New York Times bestseller list. Now we need ObamaCare manuals to supplement our income tax manuals. Coming soon, ObamaGunControl manuals that explain exactly what you can own and when you’re allowed to hold a BB gun.

Al Gore: Why no, I’m not a hypocrite for selling Current TV to oil emirs. “Lauer asks Gore not once but twice how he can square his accusations that other news organizations are bought by Big Oil and then sell his to Qatari oil emirs.” Gore’s response? Jazzy is a really great bunch of journ0lists and their climate change coverage is awesome, dude. And if you ask me again, I’ll repeat it in slightly different words. About 4:00 in if you can’t stay awake thru the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVfaZzPCSFs

Steve Kroft on Obama: “I think he knows that we’re not going to play gotcha with him”. Gotcha, no… Post Office, Spin the Bottle, Strip Poker, yeah. Maybe you two should just get a room. [Video at the link.]

Arab Spring turns into Arab Winter. President Mohammed Morsi has declared a state of emergency in Egypt. Apparently Egyptians aren’t happy with the Muslim Brotherhood regime Obama finagled into power and many of them openly express how much they miss Mubarek, the guy Obama pressured to resign.

Boy Scouts about to end ban on gay leaders. Because, let’s face it, the man we want camping in the woods with our son is the guy most likely to be sexually attracted to him.

Martha Raddatz and her Bizarro interview with Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ). She asked questions for six minutes, addressing every current liberal talking point, but never broached the issue of Bob’s hiring of underage Dominican hookers.

Farrakhan… Right To Bear Arms An Outdated Concept:“See, the right to bear arms was given at a time when there was no regulated militia to protect America,” he said. “But now you have police well-armed, you have state troopers well-armed, you have the National Guard and you have federal troops.” Farrakhan would have us believe that government “gives” rights. A useful supposition when your goal is to have the government take them away. Which is the vile sort of logic the employed by the Nazis when they sought to separate the Jews from their lives. Which, come to think of it, might very well play into what Calypso Louis has been after all along.

Algeria, Mali & Al Qaida: Obama’s Libyan chickens coming home to roost? “Obama triumphalism over Gaddafi’s overthrow looks comic after the disastrous consequences in Mali and Algeria.” The writer is from India, not one of our excellent journ0lists. What difference does it make what the non-credentialed think?

California still hasn’t bought land for bullet train route. “Construction is supposed to start in July.” Damn landowners… China has the right idea. Hey, how ’bout a song? Train, train, train! Train of fools!

Brawl erupts at Food Stamp office. “A dispute over a spot in line at a food stamp office downstate escalated into a full-fledged brawl.” To paraphrase the late Rodney Dangerfield, “I went to a fight and a food stamp line broke out.” [Video at the link.]

Journalist accosted by security over Mayor Bloomberg gun control question. “Mattera approaches Bloomberg and asks, ‘In the spirit of gun control, will you disarm your entire security team?’ Bloomberg’s reply: ‘Uh, you, we’ll get right back to you.'” “Security” then follows Mattera down the street, harrassing him. Funny how asking pols tough questions used to be “speaking truth to power” or something. Times sure have changed.

Barack Obama: ‘I go shooting all the time’: Yeah, brave Americans in their backs.

Leading Democrat: “I still have some lingering effects from falling on my head.” You may be surprised to learn that it wasn’t Joe Biden talking.

Why employment is dead in the water. “For most businesses, overhead costs 50% to 100% of total employee compensation–wages plus benefits and payroll taxes. So adding another employee to gross 20% more doesn’t make it worthwhile–it actually generates a loss once overhead costs are paid.” Profits? Costs? Overhead? This is a foreign language to academics and politicians, to whom money apparently grows on trees along with the unicorn steaks.

Maher shockingly blasts “takers”: “We have 23.5% dirt bags in America”. “Like the Octomom. California pays, we pay to, you know, feed and cloth and spay and neuter her children. And she’s not giving back to society.” Sounds like another Obama supporter has noticed the effects of higher tax rates on his paycheck. Video at the link, but in the meantime, here’s an oldie but goodie….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtksJEj2Keg

North Korean parents ‘eat their children’ after being driven mad by hunger in famine-hit pariah state. Things are getting desperate in the people’s paradise, yet the young despot Kim Jong Un has plenty of money for rockets. Sounds like Washington, DC pissing away billions on furry foreigners who would as soon slit all our throats when there’s plenty of need at home. Soylent Green, here we come.

Sandy victims left out in the cold during arctic blast. “Mary Lou Foley tries to stay warm in her Hurricane Sandy ravaged house in Breezy Point. She has been staying here for the past month without heat, sleeping on a comforter on the floor but she has remained optimistic and says she is ‘happy.'” Pols fiddle while Rome burns – same as it ever was.

Photos of Iran’s machine for amputating fingers. Islam is so backward and bloodthirsty even the finger-chopping-off machines look like overkill. Doesn’t that thing look like it should be in your garage sawing plywood?

Experts argue caring for smokers, the obese may be too costly: “Why not just let these health sinners die?” You knew this was coming once the gubbermint started providing “free” healthcare. Let’s just cut to the bottom line: only skinny Democrats from reliable blue states will be treated.

“We need to hire grown-ups to cover the President”. Kirsten Powers: White House press corps is “juvenile and amateurish” in how they cover Obama and swoon over his every move. Andrea Tantaros asserted that “the media created the problem” by giving Obama “a God-like status.” “Newsweek made him look angelic on the covers. Then they believed their own hype. … So now they are drunk with their own nonsense.” Finally catching up with what we knew in 2008; what’s the hurry, he’s gonna be Putter-In-Chief at least ’till 2017. [Video at the link.]

How to debate Paul Krugman: “Ask questions like a child”. “Explain to me how increases in paper pieces can possibly make a society richer. If that were the case, explain to me why is there still poverty in the world? Isn’t every central bank in the world capable of printing as much paper as they want? Please explain to me how a piece of paper can make society richer.” Well, outside of the minor flaw of being useless, the concept is perfectly sound…

Rand Paul to John Kerry: If it was wrong to bomb Cambodia without Congress’s approval, why is bombing Libya without approval okay? “…squirms through a few minutes of how the two bombing campaigns are different because they just are.” Ummm, Cambodia – Republican, Libya – Democrat. Just come out and say it, the media will eat it up. With ketchup.

NY gun owners flip the bird to “assault weapons” registration law. “Assault-rifle owners statewide are organizing a mass boycott of Gov. Cuomo’s new law mandating they register their weapons, daring officials to ‘come and take it away.’” According to the story, pols realize these laws will be flouted, so what’s the point? Ask the guv once he’s finished posturing, after the 2016 Dem convention.

Derek Jeter interupts rehab on his ankle to talk climate change in Davos. Jeter – invited by Pepsi – said he hopes climate change would be discussed: “I was in New York for Hurricane Sandy… It’s something that needs to be addressed because we’re seeing more and more natural disasters each year, it seems like. Something has to be causing it.” Maybe that something is celebrities jetting around the planet talking about climate change. BTW, that’s DJ’s mansion below.