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ObamaCare Survival Guide hits New York Times bestseller list. Now we need ObamaCare manuals to supplement our income tax manuals. Coming soon, ObamaGunControl manuals that explain exactly what you can own and when you’re allowed to hold a BB gun.

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Ruben
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ObamaGunControl Manual Chapter One: P.S. You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!

sa_rose
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HAHAHAHA Best movie EVER!

JPTravis
Member

ObamaGunControl Manual Chapter Two: Black Guns Verboten, Pink and Rainbow-colored Guns Only.

guysmiley
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Does that mean I can but a rainbow titanium Sig Sauer .40 cal semi auto handgun?

JPTravis
Member

I think so. They keep harping about the scary black assault rifles, as though it’s the color that makes a gun dangerous.

Not so silent
Member

I am going to have my M-4 Powdercoated white..I guess that makes me a racist?

poppajoe49
Member

Does that mean I can have a Mini-gun if I have it anodized rainbow or pink?
Cool! I’ll be putting in my order tomorrow! I have a friend from High School that works for Dillon Aero,
http://www.dillonaero.com/
I bet I could get whatever color I want!

flashingscotsman
Member

I always wanted a mini-gun.

poppajoe49
Member

Well, at least you can have the t-shirt or hat!

CO2Insanity
Admin

Just don’t say anything about scary black people or you’ll be labeled racist.

jacksman
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How come in America I cant just pay for my own healthcare and retirement and the government just leaves me ALONE!

Sidekick
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Comrade, that kind of talk is dangerous and anti-Soviet. I don’t wish to denounce you so you must control seditious thoughts such as this. You are a part of a collective, comrade, you pay more so others can pay less or not at all. That is social justice and you would be considered a “wrecker” if you repeat the unrepeatable.

poppajoe49
Member

BTW, Kick and Dean, did you receive the book from Thomas yet?
I got mine, but haven’t quite gotten to it yet, I will be starting it tonight.

DefHarryMelon
Member

I did get mine a couple days ago. Started into it. Should get a good chunk through the next few days.

flashingscotsman
Member

I got mine, made it through the first couple chapters. Now I’m leaving for a working vacation to Yuma, AZ, and won’t have time to read any more for about a week. OR visit here.

poppajoe49
Member

Aww, we’ll miss you, have a good time.

Sidekick
Member

Not yet. Hopefully when I get home tomorrow it will be there. I’m in drb country tonight.

Jim Stewart
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I would like a book on how to survive the next four years of Obama.

jacksman
Member

We may not.

sa_rose
Member

And that is the plan!

CO2Insanity
Admin

Just remember that Hello Kitty Bubble Guns will be banned.

Not so silent
Member

Oh God, I am a criminal………….what do I do????????????? I own two and they are always loaded…..and I let my grand kids play with them…Do I need to hide them? keep them in a gun safe? Do I sell them at a gun buy back? I don’t know what to do……

guysmiley
Member

They’re probably fine, Notso–as long as you use the appropiate gun-specific federally approved gun locks. Oh, and keep them separate from the ammo.

sa_rose
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Cause an unloaded gun is greatprotection in an emergency. My daughter is trying to start fostering kids and that is the line they fed her- locked up with the ammunition locked in another room. She lives out in the country and she was asking me ” so when I’m here alone with the kids, what do they expect me to do if someone tries to break in?” They have decided to keepp the gun elsewhere until after their home inspection, then bring it back and load it and lock it in their bedroom.

Not so silent
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Whoever wrote this is going to be a multi-millionaire and it will probably outsell everything on the shelf…. Wonder how long it will be till the leftards try and ban the book….you know like Germany so many years ago?

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