I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Independent report: “systemic failures and leadership and management deficiencies” at State led to Benghazi deaths. “Systemic failures and leadership and management deficiencies at senior levels within two bureaus of the State Department (the “Department”) resulted in a Special Mission security posture that was inadequate for Benghazi and grossly inadequate to deal with the attack that took place.” Mistakes were made, fingers were pointed, bucks kept riding past their stops, Barack’s still awesome, Hillary in 2016, now SHUT UP.

“Fast and Furious” gun found at site where Mexican beauty queen killed. “CBS News learned the Romanian AK-47-type WASR-10 rifle found near her body was purchased by Uriel Patino at an Arizona gun shop in 2010. Patino is a suspect who allegedly purchased 700 guns while under the ATF’s watch.” Hypothetical question: if an FnF gun is ever involved in a US mass-shooting, would the media report that or stick their heads up their asses like they did in Benghazi?

Longtime senator from Hawaii Daniel Inouye dead at the age Of 88. Medal of Honor winner. “Inoyue didn’t just throw grenades at the Germans, he threw one after he lost his arm…by prying it out of the hand on his nearly amputated arm.” A man who led from the front. Rest In Peace, Senator.

Dick’s Sporting Goods suspends sales of modern rifles, takes guns off display at Conn. store. This is caving in to insane liberals, who every time something happens with a firearm, want to take a little more of the 2nd Amendment away. If they have their way we soon won’t even be able to buy muskets. We don’t know about you, but Dick’s Sporting Goods is on boycott until they stop this nonsense.

States give ObamaCare a massive vote of no confidence. Just 18 states have agreed to build insurance exchanges – the other 32, including 8 run by Dem governors, are leaving the task to the HHS. “That’s a remarkable vote of no confidence on a central element of ObamaCare, and one that’s caught the White House completely by surprise.” But it likely won’t be the last. The failure of this POS is on the horizon. Figures don’t lie but liars figure.

Angered wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol on her farting husband exacerbating domestic dispute. Next time use Fabreze and it won’t be a problem.

After Tim Scott announcement – cries of “Token Black” and “House Negro” begin. Here’s more tolerance in action: “Radio Host on Tim Scott: ‘Black Only in Skin Color.'” “Freedom” is just another word for “doing what we say.”

Thinking the unthinkable. “I live with a son who is mentally ill. I love my son. But he terrifies me. A few weeks ago, Michael pulled a knife and threatened to kill me and then himself after I asked him to return his overdue library books. … In the wake of another horrific national tragedy, it’s easy to talk about guns. But it’s time to talk about mental illness.” The only problem is talking about mental illness does not advance the left’s political agenda.

Australian court: Worker’s comp covers sex mishap. This could be a way to get rid of progressives in government in a hurry. Most of them would probably be filing a claim in a matter or days.

He’s ba-ack! Dukakis to replace Kerry in Senate. Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick is thinking of appointing 79-year-old Mike Dukakis, the guy who lost the 1988 presidential election in a landslide, to fill John Kerry’s senate seat when Kerry becomes Secretary of State. This is good news for Harry Reid – Dukakis, Reid, and Frank Lautenberg can pretend-drive tanks together during weekly meetings of the Senate Senility Club.

Mayor’s ‘secret war’ on smoking inside your apartment. Mayor Nanny is at it again. Talk about a buttinski.

Hackers target Westboro Baptist Church after Newtown threat. Whomever did this deserves a well done and a pat on the back. We hope the FBI investigates this and reports the Westboro Baptist Church computers fell off the curb.

Jamie Foxx admits movie violence inspires real-life violence. Ya think, Jamie? Last week – before the Newton, Connecticut school shooting – he was on Saturday Night Live raving about how fun it was to “kill all the white people” in his latest flick, Django Unchained, probably the most violent movie of 2012, for which he is currently on the promotional circuit. He’s not stupid or hypocritical… he’s both.

Chicago Shootings Spike 49% In November Despite Strict Gun Laws. Hows that gun control working for you Rahm? 192 shootings in Chicagostan. This is only ONE MONTH folks.

Mass Killings Stopped by Armed Citizens. Not a peep from the MSM about these. We’d bet the outcome in Newtown would have been different if a few teachers had been armed.

Obama Let 1 Billion Dollars in School Security Funds Lapse Before Sandy Hook Mass Shooting. The smartest president ever? We beg to differ.

EPA releases new soot pollution standard based on secret data sets. Yet more transparency from the Obama administration. Must be another “hockey-stick” graph. We’ll dub this one Sootgate.

Gerard Depardieu vows to give up his French passport and puts £40m Parisian mansion on the market in protest at huge tax hikes. Mon dieu! Wait until the movietards in Hollywood figure out they too can move and avoid paying Governor Moonbeam’s tax the rich tax. Not to mention all the other rich people who can move next door to Nevada and not even have a state income tax.

SWAT teams descend on Newtown Catholic church after BOMB THREAT evacuates hundreds during mass – hours before Obama visit. We don’t know what kind of sick bastard would do something like this but we hope they catch him and put him in a cell with some 300 pound gay named Bubba and that they give Bubba some Viagra a couple of times per day.

Obamacare and My Daughter. “…this surgery will ‘cease to be available in two years for insurance patients due to ObamaCare.’ This is a quote from the flustered nurse at the hospital.” Elections have consequences – the youth who voted for the “cool guy” may end up learning this the hard way.

As Secretary of State, Kerry would elevate climate issues. “He would not only put climate change in the top five issues he raises with every country, but he would probably rethink our entire diplomatic approach to the issue.” Yeah, that’ll go over big with the Middle Eastern states whose economies depend on oil. Maybe Obama should make him Secretary of Statism instead.

China Calls for ‘No Delay’ on Gun Controls in U.S.: Yes America, we too can experience the same freedoms and liberties they have over in China if only we are willing to adopt a system in which there is no check on those in power.

Arrest Made After Oates Bites Hall’s Face: It is time to apply some proglodyte logic to this issue and call for a mandatory ban on all teeth.

Jews not safe in Copenhagen. “Hide your Star of David” says the headline. Because of the danger of violence from Muslim immigrants, Danish police are telling Jews to forego wearing skullcaps and other outward signs of their religion in Denmark’s capital and biggest city. We hate to sound harsh, but Europe has become a giant toilet that needs flushing.

Peter King: WH edited CIA report to hide al-Qaida role in Benghazi. To paraphrase. There’s lies, damn lies and the Obama administration.