I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Now he tells us: Mitt Romney’s son Tagg told the Boston Glob that his father didn’t really want to be president that much. Well, that’s just great. Just f—ing great.

Here comes another Kennedy. The Massachusetts bootlegging family that seems to produce an endless stream of sleazy drunks for Washington, and just elected Joe Kennedy III to the House, will be running Edward “Teddy” Kennedy Jr. to fill John Kerry’s empty seat if he becomes Secretary of State. Teddy will probably win. Let’s face it: Massachusetts will even elect a murderer if his name is Kennedy.

GUN CONTROL ADVOCATES’ LOUDEST VOICES ARE MOST HEAVILY PROTECTED. No surprise here. Typical liberal fat head hypocrite do as I say not as I do.

Celebrities demand “A plan to end gun violence”: Clearly the people in this video know what they are talking about. They are, after all, celebrities. And as such they have a responsibility to all the little people to show us the way. Given this we can think of no better demonstration than for each and every one of them to spend a night on the streets of downtown Chicago; protected not by their heavily armed security teams but rather by some of the strictest gun laws in the nation.

Employer audits skyrocket in ICE’s hunt for those hiring illegal immigrants. To all you Hispanics that voted for Obama, here’s your reward. Funny this wasn’t mentioned BEFORE the election, isn’t it?

Liberal hypocrisy explained in two posters. I’ve been putting together a list of liberal contradictions, but Big Fur Hat, one of the resident crazies over at IOwnTheWorld.com, beat me to it with these beauties. He’s also a far better art director than I, but we have neither room nor time to discuss all my inadequacies. Use the comments section to list your contributions to the list of liberal contradictions.

White House petition calls for deportation of CNN host. Cool, but would any country actually take this dumbass?

Pakistani Mob Burns Man Alive Accused of Desecrating Koran: From the proglodyte perspective it must be seen as unfortunate that Christians aren’t responsible for this atrocity; were that the case then they could move to have the Bible banned. As it is they will just have to content themselves with the old standby argument that while religious liberty does not protect Catholics from having to buy Sandra Fluke birth control pills it does ensure the right of certain Muslims to burn people alive.

Politically potent Hollywood escapes heavy scrutiny in wake of shooting. Perhaps the NRA should quit fighting and do what Hollywood does. Just give big checks to all the Democrats and watch them suddenly turn pro-gun or at least look the other way.

U.S. Olympian leads secret life as $600-an-hour Vegas call girl. Little known fact: when a 1500-meter runner gives you a lap dance, it lasts about a minute and ten seconds.

Greg Gutfeld calls out NYT’s op ed Adolph Reed Jr. for being a racist. “…[new SC senator Tim] Scott is staunchly anti-tax, anti-union and anti-abortion so I guess ‘Adolf’ thinks all blacks are hot for high taxes, unions and abortions.” Well, yeah, that’s why Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, Clarence Thomas, etc, aren’t black. Duh.

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NRA press conference makes journ0lists go ballistic. Pardon our pun, but the sound of sh*theads exploding always puts us in a good mood.

Obama’s hypocrisy problem on guns. “Up until all of these people in political office disband their police forces, their Secret Service details, throw down their own arms, armored cars, body armor and other defensive means of interdicting assault they have nothing – not even a moral argument – behind them in their demand that you disarm and become an intentional victim…” Well, to be fair, Obama’s no more hypocritical on guns than he is on everything else. That’s the real problem.

“Are you guys incompetent or what?” Not only incompetent but stupid, greedy, self-serving, useless and lazy. Hack congressfraud tries parading the usual BS talking points but CNBC’s Bartiromo is not buying. Listen for the burst of applause from the stage crew at the 3:00 mark.

Philippines OKs sin tax, free condoms. This could be a first. Rob from the rich, give to the horny.

Rumors of the world’s demise have been greatly exaggerated: All the same we have some concern for all the foolish things that will be done by those afraid the world will be ending today or those that have no fear of it still being here tomorrow.

Will your next burger be ground-up mealworms? This sounds like it’s for the birds and fish bait. Us eat a mealworm burger? No way. We suppose they’ll come out with catchy TV commercial like “Worms, the other white meat.”

 

President Pac-man. Centralized governments “solve” crises by creating new problems which eventually become crises demanding solutions – lather, rinse, repeat. The Law of Diminshing Returns says at some point an insoluable crisis is met and the system collapses into more manageable structures. “The conflictng signals of the last few months suggest that something resembling this may be happening.”

Time: Obama appealed to low-information voters by losing first debate to Romney. “The Obama campaign discovered that these people who say they’re not interested in politics who do not like the Republicans who do not like the Democrats, who do not like Washington, you know what they do like? They like Barack Obama because they sense something about him that he’s not really a part of it. So even that first debate, which we all thought was a debacle, a lot of those people thought ‘Well, I liked that because he’s not playing that game. He’s not playing gotcha. He’s not saying nasty things.'” The Gilligans of the world elected one of their own. Yikes.

GM to buy back stake from Treasury; government may lose billions. The sale will mean “Treasury has recovered to $28.6 billion of the $50 billion bailout GM received. With $20.9 billion left from the original bailout, the government would have to sell its remaining shares at an average price of $69.72 to break even.” Buy high, sell low: hand out billions in OPM to your cronies and win re-election. What’s not to like?

Flashback: When Piers Morgan was fired from the [UK] Daily Mirror. “CNN’s main man in prime time, Piers Morgan, has responded to the massacre in Newtown, CT with his usual restraint: He called a guest ‘dangerous’ and ‘incredibly stupid’ during Tuesday’s night’s show, because the man defended the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding Americans. The term ‘incredibly stupid’ might be an appropriate label for Mr. Morgan to wear around his neck. As editor if the Daily Mirror in 2004, he was fired when his newspaper published photos that purported to show British troops abusing al Qaeda terrorists. The photos turned out to be obvious fakes.” Here’s CNN’s resident 2nd Amendment scholar and American history expert at work on his “show”:

Progressive talk station in Columbus folds, blames Obama. “…we were happy to in some small way contribute to the success that the Democrats enjoyed in November. Unfortunately, it was not a two-way street, and lack of advertising support from the Obama campaign… ensured that we will be unable to continue into the new year.”

“Justice prevails over transgression when she comes to the end of the race.” -Hesiod

The end of the university as we know it. Intellectuals are busy with outrageously expensive construction projects to expand on-campus infrastructure, while the higher ed bubble is preparing to burst and educational methodology is about to go virtual… and these are the same brainiacs Obama has running the country.

2012 Person of the Year: Barack Obama, the President Considering Time’s readership and management, this is no surprise. We still can’t see Obama’s birth certificate or college records, but he’s the person of the year. Frankly, we know more about Kim Jung Un than Obama. Perhaps Time should have left the rigged vote stand.

What if nothing or nobody is to blame for Adam Lanza? Guns, video games, autism or authorities? “What if there is nobody or nothing to blame for Adam Lanza’s heinous acts? Other than Lanza, of course.” Well, that just makes it all the more easier for the Democrat-media complex to blame whoever they wish.